Urban Comedy Master

From the very beginning, there have been various oolong sketches, and now it is finally time for the oolong to be revealed. .

On the stage, just when Yang Mi and Liu Xun were red-faced, the two of them Dilireba finally looked stunned, and Shen stopped them and said, "I understand... Yan'er, I'm going to fix it. I misunderstood! It's the person you introduced to me... is he?"

While speaking, she pointed to Song Xiaobao beside her with disgust and surprise.

Song Xiaobao, who knew that he had made a big oolong, was extremely aggrieved. Hearing her words, he looked excited and angry, and said, "Why not?"

The audience burst into laughter again.

"Hahaha, Song Xiaobao is really funny, you still have the face to stand here at this time?"

"This oolong has finally been completely pierced! Look at the ugly expressions on their faces now, okay, today's laugh is not in vain!"

"Then we'll see how it ends. The original partner and the artist under his banner is entering the climax! Hahaha, I'm really looking forward to it!"

On the stage, Di Lieba was still a little unsure. He pointed to Liu Xun and asked Yang Mi, "Is this your wife?"

Yang Mi nodded and said, "Yes!"

15 Liu Xun, who was between the two of them, suddenly opened his mouth and said, "I am not, we are neighbors, I have been staying outside."

Hearing what he said, Yang Mi's face suddenly became extremely ugly, she gritted her teeth and looked to the other side.

Seeing this scene, the audience burst into laughter again.

"Liu Xun is really worried about this matter. It's cool to see his angry face!!!"

"Look, Da Mi Mi's face changed in a flash. I can see that the two of them are not going to get better. I am the Goddess Fat Di is likely to win today!"

"Hurry up and fight, hurry up and fight, I can't wait any longer!"

On the stage, after Di Lieba understood the matter, an expression of hatred for iron and steel appeared on his face, he pointed at Yang Mi, and said, "Oh, Yan, that's not what I said about you! Such a good old man, Why don't you cherish it? That's it, you two are leaving?"

Yang Mi was a little overwhelmed and replied, "Ah."

Liu Xun still looked angry and added, "Ah, I've already left!"

Hearing the words of the two and their current attitude, Di Lieba was overjoyed, he had a chance!And it's a great opportunity!

Seeing her look of pity, she approached Liu Xun and said, "Brother like this, she doesn't want you, I want you! Come with me, let's go!"

Saying that, she took the initiative to hold Liu Xun's hand, wanting to take Liu Xun away, but this time Liu Xun didn't object, she held her hand and was about to get up from the sofa.

The audience burst into laughter again.

"Hahahaha, I'll just say that Goddess Fat Di has a good chance this time. I won, Goddess Fat Di successfully held Liu Xun's hand!"

"That's okay? Liu Xun is fooling around, I really misunderstood you, you actually 'abandoned' your original partner, Dami Mi, I see you clearly, you heartless man!"

"Hey, upstairs, what the hell are you? It's just a sketch, okay? You've brought all the heartless people out, it's really okay!"

"No way, how could they hold hands so easily?"

"It's too early to draw conclusions now, Yang Mi will definitely stop them!"

On the stage, Yang Mi got angry when she saw that Di Lieba was directly in front of her, ready to pull Liu Xun away.

I saw that she rushed up regardless, grabbed Liu Xun with one hand, looked at Di Lieba angrily, and shouted: "You let go! You let go!"

Di Lieba refused to let go, still held Liu Xun tightly, and countered: "What are you doing? Don't you think you don't want it?"

After pulling for a while, Yang Mi saw that Dilireba was still holding Liu Xun's hand, and her face became even more angry, but at this moment, she didn't dare to get angry at Liu Xun. , worried that he was really taken away by Di Lieba.

I saw that she let go of Liu Xun's hand tightly and stared at him, looking very tangled, and said, "Zhao Laohan, I see if you dare to walk out of this house!"

The audience burst into laughter again.

"Hahaha, Liu Xun's big flickering is now a critical moment, don't be a coward, go and show him!"

"That's not right, Da Mimi's aura is a little weaker. I don't want to be so domineering before. Could it be that she is going to be soft on Liu Xun?"

"It's beautiful, wonderful, I almost died of laughter waiting for this good show, and now it's finally the climax, cool!!!"

On the stage, Liu Xun looked very embarrassed. He glanced at Yang Mi and Di Lieba. In the end, he turned to Di Lieba, who was holding his hand tightly. His face was full of apology, and he softly persuaded:

"Sister, I thank you very much, today is a misunderstanding, eldest brother does not have that blessing! I have been in (that) cheap skin in my life, this heart is on this woman, just hang with me like this! We both become No, how about you..."

Saying that, Liu Xun pointed to Song Xiaobao, who was standing beside him stupidly, and said, "This guy is very good. See if you can... ah! Big brother won't go!"

Hearing Liu Xun say this, Song Xiaobao on the side was instantly excited, smiled and looked at Dilireba, wanting to express his appearance.

However, Di Lieba didn't even look at him, still holding 303 Liu Xun's hand tightly, and said: "Brother, you look like this, I look at you very pitiful, I'll leave you a business card, and I won't go out in the future. , go to my place! We can't become husband and wife, I will take care of you as a brother, ah, take it!"

While speaking, she took out a business card from her pocket and stuffed it into Liu Xun's hand. Only then did she release the hand that was holding Liu Xun with an ugly expression.

The audience all burst into laughter.

"Amazing Fat Di, he even brought a business card with him, and such a trick, awesome!"

"Liu Xun: Oh, it's too late to meet each other!!!!"

"Liu Xun: I've been ruined by this woman for the rest of my life!"

On the stage, Liu Xun took Di Lieba's business card and prepared to put it in his pocket.

Yang Mi on the side couldn't stand it anymore, and suddenly snatched the business card from Liu Xun's hand, frowned, and said, "I'll keep it for you!"

Liu Xun was speechless and said, "That's the business card you gave me!"