Urban Comedy Master

As soon as his voice fell, Chang Yuan shouted excitedly: "Car shell, car shell, how thin is the [-] yuan car shell? Is it safe to say "[-]"? We can't have it!

Let me tell you, you can find a classmate from your steel factory to weld a thicker car shell for you. It's so sturdy, and you can also weld a bigger one, a seven-seater one. "

As he said that, he put the last remaining [-] yuan out of the [-] yuan Liu Xun originally planned to buy a car on the table.

With an expression of wanting to cry but no tears, Liu Xun squinted at Chang Yuan, and said, "I don't want the car shell anymore, then I really don't have anything left, then there are only four reels and a chassis, together with my ten Buy a sledge for [-] yuan!"

The audience burst into laughter!

"Pfft, the [-] yuan to buy a car is gone!"

"Chang Yuan did a good job, and eliminated the big flicker. You will be the boss in the future, and the Liu family must listen to you!"

"Song Xiaobao: You look at you, you are afraid of forgetting me, right? Without Liu Xun's foolishness, it's my turn to be the master of Liu's family!"

"Liu Xun: You rebels, I... strangle you!!!"

On the stage, Chang Yuan smiled awkwardly, and said, "Che, you don't like it anymore, you really don't like it, we don't need the sledge, can't we?"

Now that the picture is poor, Liu Xun is too lazy to go around with this guy, and said directly: "What do you mean, Xiangzi, you don't want to pay a penny?"

When the matter was told, Chang Yuan was immediately angry, his face flushed red, he glanced at Teacher Li in the kitchen, and shouted in a low voice: "What are you talking about, I'm a son, I don't pay, Am I still human?"

Having pierced this layer of window paper, Liu Xun replied directly and simply: "Are you human, it's very vague now!!!"

The audience laughed again.

"Hahaha, Liu Xun Da Huyou started to fight back, he's going to go crazy!"

"Are you very vague now!!! This is a realm, new skills GET!"

"Liu Xun's classic quotation, one more sentence!"

"Look at Chang Yuan's expression, his entire face is flushed red!"

"No, looking at Chang Yuan's situation, I'm afraid that he will be suppressed by the big fool! Teacher Li, hurry up and save the scene!"

On the stage, when Liu Xun and Chang Yuan were arguing, Teacher Li finally came out of the kitchen with the washed fruit!

I saw that he first took a fruit and handed it to Chang Yuan, saying, "My son eats pears!"

Chang Yuan took it with a smile and said, "Thank you Dad!"

Teacher Li then picked up the remaining pear, handed it to Liu Xun, and asked, "Auntie, one?"

Liu Xun smiled and felt happy in his heart. He felt as if he had eaten a dense sweetness. He took the pear and replied, "Thank you Dad!"

As expected, when he just took the pear and was about to take a bite, he suddenly noticed a gaze, staring at him coldly. When he turned his head, he found that it was Teacher Li who was expressionless and did not blink. look at yourself.

Seeing Liu Xun's gaze coming over, Teacher Li didn't evade it, and the two just looked at each other like that.

In the end, Liu Xun said first, "How about you eat it, Dad?"

After speaking, he tentatively handed the pear in his hand to Teacher Li.

Teacher Li nodded, and the pear was not polite at all, and without hesitation, he directly took a bite!

The audience is all laughing crazy!

"Pfft! Mr. Li did a great job! This trick is so tricky!"

"Look at Da Huyou's incomparably aggrieved expression, oh my go, it's teasing me to death!"

"Mr. Li: Cough, is this pear for you to eat, uncle, or... should I eat it? Shall I eat it?"

"Mr. Li: I'll ask you so politely, how dare you take it!"

"Liu Xun: Mom sells the batch. It's obvious that I don't dare to talk about other routines!"

"Liu Xun: You father and son are too bullying, my son-in-law is not good enough!!!"

On the stage, Teacher Li took a beautiful bite of the pear and said to Liu Xun with a smile, "This fruit, how much do you eat and how much you wash, and you can't put it down if you wash it too much, isn't it, Uncle?"

Liu Xun gritted his teeth, and his anger was forcibly suppressed, and said, "Yes... ...... Dad said he couldn't let it go, he couldn't let it go, I and Guo Guo all listen to Dad!"

The audience burst into laughter again.

"Hahaha, looking at Liu Xun's aggrieved appearance, I finally understand why he competed with paper in the red envelope in the last sketch, what 365 blessings, it's just a means to hide people's ears!!!"

"Upstairs is the answer! I only understood the last sketch, and Liu Xun Da Huyou dug the hole too deep. It took two sketches to understand it!"

"Mr. Li: I'm the father, you are the son-in-law, how dare you say the second?"

"Liu Xun: Wait, wait for your next surgery, 365 blessings? It doesn't exist, it doesn't exist in this life, you can get out of the operating room alive, even if you win!"

On the stage, Mr. Li saw that Liu Xun didn't dare to refute him, sneered contemptuously, crossed Erlang's legs, and sat comfortably on the sofa.

Suddenly seeing the 2.6 yuan that Liu Xun had taken out of his briefcase [-] to buy a car, he looked straight and said, "What money?"

Liu Xun was sulking, and before he could react, Chang Yuan, who was beside him, said, "Hehe, Dad, this is the 10 yuan bonus from you, I'll get it back for you!"

After hearing what he said, Liu Xun's entire complexion suddenly changed again, and his eyes were already glowing green when he looked at Chang Yuan!

The audience laughed like crazy again!

"Hahaha, Chang Yuan's play is too slippery, Liu Xun's foolishness is completely gone!"

"Why do I have a feeling that father and son are united, and they are all in the same boat?"