Urban Comedy Master

"Father and son soldiers in battle, absolutely!"

"Liu Xun: You father and son are too deceiving. I... my [-] yuan! My car! It's gone... gone!".

Chapter [-] Is the plot going to be reversed? 【For collection】

On the stage, when Teacher Li heard Chang Yuan's words, he immediately became happy. He immediately found a handbag and put Liu Xun's [-] yuan in the bag. In the end, he didn't forget to ridicule Liu Xun.

"Stop it, why didn't you stop it, and I was deceived. I tell you, people all over the world have been deceived, and your dad can't be deceived. The person who can deceive your dad has not yet been born!!! "

Hearing what he said, Liu Xun, who was so aggrieved, looked even more ugly.

At this moment, Chang Yuan, who was beside him, took a bite of a pear and added, "It's not just that I wasn't born, I wasn't pregnant!"

The audience burst into laughter again.

"Liu Xun: That's enough, you father and son are enough, you stole my money, and you continue to taunt me, do you still have any humanity?"

"Father and son played together in this wave is too slippery!!!"

"I heard faintly in my ears, what Liu Xun said when he was flickering, what is it, he has to thank us!"

"Mr. Li this time finally avenged the revenge for being fooled by Liu Xun many times. I want to interview Mr. Li's current mood."

"Mr. Li: Oh, why are you not in the mood, just one word, the thief is so cool!!!"

On the stage, after Chang Yuan finished speaking, Liu 19xun's face was ugly enough, but Teacher Li didn't care about his situation at all, and continued to speak generously.

"This seems to be an accidental little luck, but it's actually Dad's social experience over the years, plus a decisive attack, a bonus, can you earn it? Not only can you not earn it, but you also You have to delay others."

Chang Yuan continued without being salty or bland: "It's true, the salt my dad has eaten in his life is saltier than the rice you've ever walked through!"

Hearing his words, Liu Xun was taken aback for a moment, and said, "What are you talking about? What is it that the salt you have eaten is saltier than the rice you have passed through? Is it salty or our dad's feet are salty?"

The audience laughed again.

"Big Fudge finally found a chance to fight back!"

"Don't let Liu Xun Da flicker to talk again, he'll be suffocated to death!"

"Chang Yuan's words are really classic. Is there a comparison between the salt you have eaten and the rice you have passed?"

On the stage, Chang Yuan also reacted. There was something wrong with what he said just now, so he didn't push Liu Xun back, it was a temporary stop.

However, as soon as he stopped, Teacher Li opened his mouth to teach Liu Xunlai a lesson.

"Also I was deceived. It's the only time in my life that I marry my daughter, hum!"

After speaking, Teacher Li snorted coldly, stood up with her handbag, and was ready to go out.

Chang Yuan saw his posture and asked, "Dad, what are you doing?"

Teacher Li replied, "Save the money!"

As he said that, he took out two hundred yuan from his handbag, slapped it on the table in front of Liu Xun, and said, "Take these two hundred yuan, go to someone's house later, buy some fruit, don't keep empty hands!"

Liu Xun was so angry, so simple, his whole body was shaking violently!

After seeing Teacher Li shut them out, Hunzhong's anger could no longer be suppressed, Sheng took a few breaths, looked at Chang Yuan, his face flushed, and said.

"I didn't buy fruit, ah? When did I come here empty-handed???

Three people wash two pears, who can do this?

Is your sister unhappy when she married me?But what has he grown into?He was deceived, as if he deceived a liar!

Let me tell you that if this goes on like this, the liar will not have a sense of accomplishment in deceiving him, and he will be deceived once and again!

This time, I will block the [-]-dollar pit. What about the next time?Who is blocking?Are you blocked? "

The audience burst into laughter again.

"Hahaha, three people wash two pears! Absolutely!"

"It seems that Liu Xun Da Huyou was really suffocating just now. If this wave doesn't break out, maybe it's really suffocating!"

"Da Huyou's acting skills are really hard to say. Even if he knew he was playing a sketch, his angry expression and his purple face brought me in at once."

"Oh, actually a son-in-law like Liu Xun Da Huyou is really good. I have nothing to say to my old man, mainly this little brother-in-law... Oh, let's not mention it!"

"An old stubborn megalomaniac turned a cheating brother-in-law, and Liu Xun's 'good life was born!'"

On the stage, Chang Yuan originally thought it was nothing. After all, Liu Xun's money was stolen, and it had nothing to do with him. He could hang it up.

But when Liu Xun's last sentence fell, it was like a word to wake up the dreamer, his face instantly changed color, and he roared: "I'm blocked, I can't let this happen again!!!"

When he shouted these words, his entire face flushed red, and he looked like he was disgusted by this kind of thing.

Liu Xun was stunned for a moment, and said, "How can you grow so fast when you mention money?"

The audience burst into laughter again.

"Hahaha, this little brother-in-law is really superb!"

"Liu Xun is afraid that Chang Yuan will be pissed to death!"

"Chang Yuan: It must grow fast. If we don't solve this beforehand, won't we have to pay for it next time? It's absolutely impossible for this kind of thing to happen. It's going to cost money! Brother-in-law can do it, but you can't fool yourself!"

On the stage, Chang Yuan saw that Liu Xun was going to turn over the old accounts, and hurriedly explained: "No, I told you brother-in-law, and I immediately realized that this matter was already burning my eyebrows!