Urban Comedy Master

The audience burst into laughter when they saw his very contrived appearance!

Mr. Li on the other end of the phone heard Liu Xun's very rude words, and immediately said angrily: "Who do you call the surname Li? No matter how big or small, you can say it again and I'll slap you!"

Liu Xun, who was on the other side of the phone, was angry when he saw him, and he immediately said, "Yes... I'm sorry, I was wrong, I don't dare anymore!"

After he finished speaking, he hung up the phone in his hand, still looking like he had lingering fears!

The audience is all laughing crazy!

"I'm going, Liu Xun Da Huyou, are you trying to tease me? I've never seen such a cowardly kidnapper!"

"Mr. Li is too powerful, these two phone calls have completely rectified his name!"

"It's ruined, the name of the big fool is really ruined this time!"

On the stage, Chang Yuan saw that Liu Xun hung up the phone without saying a word, and suddenly became angry and shouted: "."Why did you hang up the phone???"

Liu Xun grimaced and explained, "Dad got angry and threatened to spank me!"

Chang Yuan was so angry that he said, "He is not your father now, you are now a kidnapper, kidnapper, kidnapper!!!"

Liu Xun finally reacted, gritted his teeth, picked up the phone again, and made a call.

"Jingle bell, jingle bell!"

The phone rang again, and Teacher Li frowned, obviously a little impatient, but in the end he picked up the phone and said, "Hello!"

The phone was connected again, and Liu Xunyu said earnestly: "Hey, listen carefully, before I finish talking, neither of us should hang up!

Your son was kidnapped by me!Get me a million ransom now! "

After a short pause, he shouted out the last sentence: "I'll keep him (King Qian's) whole body!!!"

Teacher Li didn't react immediately: "A whole corpse?"

"Uh... eh... uh... eh..."

Suddenly he directly covered his heart and twitched there.

The audience burst into laughter again!

"No, you will be deceived like this???"

"It's over, Mr. Li's firewall is paralyzed, and he will be trapped by a big flicker. One million, let's observe a moment of silence!"

"Is it so easy to be a kidnapper? Did you deceive Teacher Li like this?"

"Haha, it's not easy to be a kidnapper, because you have such a gullible dad!"

"Mr. Li learns this twitching appearance, but it still tastes so familiar! Didn't they have such a sketch in the Iron Triangle before? It seems to be called "What if I Won the Grand Prize", 'Did you twitch? Really twitching! !!'Hahaha".

Chapter [-] Are you going to wear help? 【For subscription】

On the stage, the sketch continues.

Liu Xun heard something was wrong outside, looked at Chang Yuan beside him, and asked, "What's the sound? Is the water outside boiling?"

Chang Yuan put his ear close to the door and listened carefully.

"I save Xin Wan, where is my heart pill? I..."

Soon he heard Teacher Li's voice from the living room.

When Chang Yuan heard this, he was immediately startled and shouted, "Ehhh, it's not good, it's not good, Dad is looking for Jiuxinwan! You said it wasn't me who was tied, but you!"

Liu Xun said speechlessly, "It's just me, too!"

Although he said so, he picked up the phone again and said, "Hey, old Li Tou, is your son's name Liu Xun?"

Mr. Li on the other side of the phone was still covering his heart and said, "That's my uncle you said."

Liu Xun nodded and said, "Yes, it's him! If you are like this, take the medicine first!"

Teacher Li suddenly put down the hand covering his heart, and the pained expression on his face disappeared instantly, and said to the phone: "That's no need!"

The audience is all laughing crazy!

"Hahaha, Mr. Li is too amazing! The speed of this face change is too fast!"

"Mr. Li is a thief!"

"Liu Xun: I feel like I have received [-] critical damage!"

On the stage, Mr. Li heard that it was 220's own son-in-law who was kidnapped, and he was relieved in an instant, and he didn't look like he was about to die when he heard that his son was kidnapped.

I saw him sitting upright and said to the phone, "The kidnapper, let's discuss it. My son, you want one million, how much does my uncle want?"

Liu Xun, who was on the other end of the phone, had already heard that something was wrong, his eyes squinted instantly, and a fierce look really appeared on his face.

"What do you mean? I heard that the price difference between your son and your uncle is not too small? Okay, you can make an offer. How much is your uncle worth to you?"

Teacher Li said calmly, "Thirty thousand!"

Liu Xun said with an unbelievable look: "How much?"

Teacher Li said again: "Twenty-five thousand!"

Liu Xun's face was even more ugly, and he said, "You said [-] just now!!!"