Urban Comedy Master

Teacher Li replied: "Then you still ask!"

The audience couldn't stop laughing!

"Mr. Li is too skinny!"

"I feel like Liu Xun Da Huyou is about to vomit blood!"

"It's so wonderful, I feel that this sketch is a trick to fool myself!"

"It's incredible, the big flicker is going to change his nature, from attacking to accepting... accepting!"

On the stage, after listening to Teacher Li's words, Liu Xun's whole person became ill, and said, "I can't believe it even if I die, your uncle is so worthless here! Worthless, right? Give me a call! !!"

Hearing this, Mr. Li on the other end of the phone finally panicked and hurriedly said, "Oh, don't, don't, don't call! I'll give you the money! Let me think about it!"

As he spoke, he covered the microphone and counted with his fingers: "One hundred thousand yuan bonus! Twenty thousand yuan for taxes, and then give Uncle two hundred yuan to buy fruit..."

After pondering, pondering, he finally picked up the phone again and said: "In this way, you don't have one million, and I don't have [-]. If we fold it, seventy-nine thousand eighty-nine, you take the uncle. Take me home, okay?"

The audience burst into laughter again!

"Hahaha, Mr. Li's abacus is really good!"

"Mr. Li 6+6666666"

"I feel like Da Huyou is really going to vomit blood!"

"Liu Xun: I feel the old man's deep malice towards me!"

On the stage, after listening to Teacher Li's words, the anger in Liu Xun's heart burst out instantly, and said angrily: "You don't want to take a penny!"

As he spoke, he seemed to sense a sense of meaning, and covered himself with the quilt on the bed, but the thick quilt still could not extinguish the anger in his heart.

I saw his face full of anger and said: "No, I don't understand the old man, ah! Why is your uncle (bjbi) so worthless here? You pat your chest and ask yourself, how much is your uncle? How is Nian doing? Up and down the family, big things and small things, what's not pointing at him? "

Anger attacked, Liu Xun took a deep breath, and finally suppressed the raging anger temporarily, saying: "You like Tieguanyin, they found seven or eight friends from steel mills, and cast you a three-piece overnight. How tall are you, what else do you want?"

Teacher Li on the other end of the phone said speechlessly, "Can I drink it? How much water do I have to boil to boil it?"

The audience burst into laughter again!

"Liu Xun is a fool, you are absolutely amazing, you have been tricked into this, and you didn't forget to make us laugh. If you don't say anything else, just give you a thumbs up for your self-sacrificing attitude!"

"I finally understand why Teacher Li hates this uncle so much. Tie Guanyin, who is more than three meters tall, is trying to drink people to death!"

"It's not weird that the old man is so top-notch, I can only say that this son-in-law is even more top-notch!"

On the stage, hearing that Teacher Li not only didn't appreciate the incident, but also blamed himself, Liu Xun's face immediately became even more ugly, and he said angrily, "You didn't explain it before! How much favor did your uncle take in? I bought it for nothing. Several irons!"

Teacher Li on the other end of the phone became puzzled and asked, "How do you know so clearly about my family?"

The audience burst out laughing!

"Pfft! Teacher Li has reacted, and now it's time to wear it!"

"Appreciate Mr. Li's wit!"

"Hahaha, Big Fudge is going to be dumbfounded!"

On the stage, after hearing Teacher Li's words, Liu Xun immediately reacted violently, knowing that his play had been performed!

I saw his eyes rolled and said, "What? He's talking to me next to him!"

The audience burst into laughter again!

"It's amazing, this can be rounded up, absolutely!"

"Liu Xun Da Huyou is really witty! I'm convinced!"

"Damn, where did the kidnapped person tell the kidnappers about their family affairs? Can this special girl be trusted?"

On the stage, Teacher Li was stunned when he heard it. He shook his head and said, "Okay, even if I give you the money, will you be able to let him go?"

Liu Xun said: "Of course!"

Teacher Li asked again, "How can you guarantee it?"

The audience is back!

"As expected of the old rivers and lakes, Mr. Li is really witty!"

"This time, the big flicker will definitely not be over!"

"I can't believe that I won't wear it this time!".

Chapter five hundred and eighty-two kicked Mr. Li? 【For subscription】

The sketch was still going on. When asked by Teacher Li, Liu Xun was suddenly speechless: "I...how can I guarantee it? How can I guarantee it? I..."

Seeing that the situation was wrong, Chang Yuan on the side quickly took the phone from Liu Xun and said with a squeezed voice.

"Hey... hello uncle, hello uncle, uh... I'm an unfortunate hostage, ah, but luckily for me, I met this gang of kidnappers, haha ​​guess what? As soon as I hand over the ransom, they Let me go, you say it's not true? Don't worry, uncle, pay you!~"

Hearing his yin and yang strange voice, all the audience felt a chill!

"I'm going, this sound is too disgusting, isn't it?"

"Mummy, it's just disgusting. Fuck open the door for disgusting, disgusting is at home!"