Urban Comedy Master

"If such a crude and unrealistic explanation works, I'll eat my phone!"

"I felt Chang Yuanniang before, but I didn't expect to talk about a female voice now, oh my goosebumps, the labor and management on this hot day have goosebumps all over!"

On the stage, hearing Chang Yuan's words, Liu Xun also got goosebumps and grabbed the phone with an unbearable expression.

On the other end of the phone, Mr. Li was puzzled and said, "No, they let you go, why didn't you leave?"

Liu Xun was stunned for a moment, and then responded: "Ah, he, the car he ordered will arrive soon!"

Chang Yuan heard the words, and said again in cooperation: "Ah... when we arrive at the uncle, ho ho ho, master, I'm here, I'll go first, there will be an appointment later, hee hee hee..."

Liu Xun couldn't take it anymore, he pushed him away, and said with a look of disgust: "Okay, you, you are disgusting!"

Then he said to the mobile phone: "Hurry up and call the money, or you will be disgusted to death!"

The audience all burst into laughter.

"I'll go, Liu Xun is fooling around, are you insulting our IQ? Is there such an incompetent kidnapper?"

"If Mr. Li can believe this, I will also be a kidnapper in the future!"

"Upstairs, your courier has arrived, open the door and pick it up!"

"Chang Yuan's voice is really disgusting, if he says a few more words, I will definitely vomit!"

On the stage, Teacher Li was stunned for a while, confused by the extremely nonsensical scene of Liu Xun and the others on the other end of the phone.

I saw him hesitate for a moment, then nodded and said, "Okay, then give me the card number, and I'll call you seventy-nine thousand eight!"

The audience laughed again.

"Isn't it, Mr. Li can also believe this? My three views have collapsed!"

"It's the first time I found out that being a kidnapper is so easy! I seem to have found an easy way to make money, smirk, smirk!"

"Liu Xun Da Huyou is really afraid that our police will panic. Now that we are busy, all kinds of brainless kidnappers have to show up!"

"Upstairs, Da Huyou is taking care of your policemen and improving your performance!"

On the stage, after listening to Teacher Li's words, Liu Xun frowned and said with a gloomy face, "Seventy-nine thousand eighth? Who agreed?"

Then he was instantly furious and shouted: "One million, not a penny less, or tear up the ticket! Hit me! Beat him until he pays!"

Hearing this, Chang Yuan immediately picked up the pillow on the bed and greeted Liu Xun.

Liu Xun also screamed like a show!

Teacher Li on the other end of the phone hurriedly persuaded him to stop: "No no no, let's discuss the kidnappers..."

Just as he was talking, Mr. Li suddenly heard a strange noise coming from the bedroom in the back room. He stopped talking at the moment, got up and walked to the bedroom.

Liu Xun and Chang Yuan in the bedroom in the back room were immersed in it, and they were quite engaged in acting.

In order to be more realistic, Liu Xun exclaimed from time to time: "Aiya, it's fatal, it's all beaten up, it's uncomfortable, ah ah ah..."

The two were in full swing, and they didn't notice that Teacher Li had opened the door and walked in, and was staring coldly at where the two of them were acting like a fool!

The audience is all laughing crazy!

"Caught, caught! Liu Xun Da Huyou is about to end!"

"Mr. Li is so witty, he grabbed the spot directly!"

"Mr. Li: Let the two little bunnies die, drink more!"

"It's not that Mr. Li can find out that Liu Xun and the two have played too much. If the kidnappers are so stupid, let alone asking for ransom, don't even think about catching anyone!"

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On the stage, Teacher Li entered the room, glanced at it, and immediately understood, and saw that he stretched out his hand and slapped Chang Yuan's head, as if throwing a chicken, he threw Chang Yuan aside, and stood in Liu After searching, he looked at him coldly.

However, Liu Xun still didn't know the situation, and continued to shout into the phone: "Hurry up and punch me in the money! Ouch! Oops!"

Teacher Li was too lazy to pick up the phone, so he shouted angrily, "What am I calling? How good would it be if I gave it to you myself?"

Liu Xun was stunned for a moment, then smiled: "By yourself? Do you think I'm stupid? Isn't my position exposed? Don't play tricks on me! Keep hitting me! Ah, ah, ah!"

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The audience is all laughing crazy!

"I'm going, Du Te Niang is acting as a costume, why are you still so proud of it?"

"The big fool is completely ruined, and it has become a big joke!"

"The big joke is definitely trying to tease us to death!"

"Look, Liu Xun still has an expression on his face, absolutely! I'm really going to be amused!"

On the stage, Teacher Li was also out of anger. He heard Liu Xun shouting and continued to fight. He didn't say much. He directly picked up the pillow that Chang Yuan had just taken, and hurriedly greeted Liu Xun!

"Duang! Duang! Duang!"

A few dull sounds came out, and Liu Xun's mobile phone was beaten and dropped to the ground!

Liu Xun was also hurt by these sudden blows, and he kicked him without looking back, just right on Teacher Li, and shouted, "Take it easy! Give me your cell phone. Destroyed! Such a tiger? Even more tiger than our father!"

The audience all burst into laughter!

"He really dares to kick! I can guarantee that the big flicker is definitely dead this time. He even kicked the old man! I just don't know how to write the word "dead"!!!"