Urban Comedy Master

"Liu Xun Da Huyou is probably going to whimper! A moment of silence!"

"I'm thinking about what ancient capital punishment Mr. Li would use to deal with the big flicker. Is it skinning? Or is it drawing a menstrual period? I think it's pretty good to smash ashes! Hahaha."

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The sketch was still going on. Chang Yuan saw that Teacher Li was kicked, and hurried over to help him up, wanting to say something!

Teacher Li stretched out his hand and pressed it, motioning him to stop talking.

I saw him grit his teeth and came behind Liu Xun again.

However, Liu Xun, for some reason, was completely enigmatic in his acting skills, and continued to pretend to shout: "Hey! Hurry up and make money! Such a close-to-perfect uncle, he is like this, oh, oh... …”

Mr. Li had a gloomy face, smiled, and said, "Don't hit my good uncle, isn't it just one million? Give it to you, I will give it!!!"

Liu Xun was suddenly stunned, with an incredible look on his face, and said, "What?"

Teacher Li shouted again: "If it's not enough, I'll give you another million! If it's not enough, I'll buy a house! I'll also give you the money to sell my kidneys!"

"One Twenty" Hearing his words, Liu Xun was moved to tears and couldn't help himself!

I saw him crying and saying, "Don't add more online! Enough! Why is he being so nice to him all of a sudden? He might not be able to afford it!"

Teacher Li was sitting on the bed, watching him burst into tears.

The audience is all laughing crazy!

"Liu Xun's big flickering has really become a big joke! Isn't this special girl too funny? Haven't you reacted after all this?"

"Liu Xun: The big flickers of the past have dissipated with the wind. Now, please call me a big joke!!!"

"Da Huyou is really going to transform. Is he going to develop the funny business to the extreme?"

On the stage, Chang Yuan couldn't stand it anymore and said, "Don't cry!"

Liu Xun kept shaking his head and said, "I can't hold it! I don't know how touching what Dad said!"

Chang Yuan was speechless and said, "Dad, that's just kidding you!"

Liu Xun shook his head and directly rejected: "Impossible! Dad has never been so real in his life!!!"

Chang Yuan was like finding a piece of tofu to kill himself, and shouted the truth directly: "Aiya!"

Liu Xun had an incredible look on his face, and said, "I can't wear it? I can't! How real I acted just now? How can I wear it?"

As he said that, he immediately stood up from the bed wrapped in the quilt, and quickly came to Chang Yuan, and analyzed with him, the teacher Li behind him happened to be his blind spot, and he was still standing behind him!

The audience laughed again.

Liu Xun opened the door and peeked into the living room, thinking about it.

"Hey, where's Dad? Did you call me money? No, the card number hasn't been given to him yet! Donate the kidney! Well, it's over! If the hospital accepts his kidney, it will be unlucky. Eh, did Dad take it?"

While he was talking, he walked to the living room, and Teacher Li followed behind him without looking at him, staring at him coldly!

The audience couldn't help but burst into laughter.

After thinking about it, he couldn't figure out why. In the end, Liu Xun sat down on the sofa. He turned around and wanted to discuss it with Chang Yuan, but he saw that Teacher Li was also sitting with him. On the sofa, his face instantly stiffened.

That stunned expression was so simple!

Especially the mouth that grew up because of surprise, can completely stuff a steamed bun directly!

The audience is absolutely laughing crazy!

"Hahaha, babble! Continue babbling! Why isn't the big fudge now?"

"It's so funny! Liu Xun is so funny, absolutely!"

"The arrangement of this sketch is really speechless, so that you can't find out that the person who has been following behind you is wrong. Is this an insult to our IQ? Can you stop being so nonsensical? Liu Xun is so funny, you want to make us laugh dead?"

"Liu Xun's expression is also a classic, and a new wave of expression packs is born!"

On the stage, Liu Xun looked at Teacher Li, whose face was sinking like water. He was embarrassed to open the door for the embarrassment. When he got home, he was about to cry!

I saw that he finally choked out a sentence for a long time: "Would you like to eat another pear? To nourish the kidneys!"

With his mouth, the audience laughed again. In fact, the laughter and applause never stopped!

Teacher Li glanced at him, still with a sullen face, and said, "No need, eat sugar cane! This is more supplementary!"

Liu Xun hurriedly smiled and said, "Okay, okay, let's make it up together!"

Just as Liu Xun wanted to get the sugar cane, Mr. Li, who had been holding back for a long time, suddenly burst out. The two sugar canes went down both ways, and they greeted Liu Xun fiercely!

While beating, Mrs. Li cursed angrily: "I told you to run! I told you to run! Still pretending to be a kidnapper..."

Seeing that the old man was really ruthless, Chang Yuan hurried over to stop him, Liu Xun also took the opportunity to dodge, and kept begging for mercy at the same time!

At this moment, two policemen walked in, Bai Kainan and Sun Honglei in police uniforms!

Sun Honglei was so big that he stepped forward and shouted, "What are you doing?"

Liu Xun and the three were all dumbfounded. They didn't know why the police came to the door...  

Especially Mr. Li, with a speechless face, he has just started, how can the police come so quickly?Not so quick to call the police, okay?

Several people looked at each other, Teacher Li and Chang Yuan, who were holding the sugar cane, squatted down together, and the two sang like a god.

"Drink...drink! The guests from afar, please stay here! Ahhhhhhh!"