Urban Comedy Master
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One was my brother-in-law and the other was my husband, Liu Xun had no choice but to jump up together.
However, how could the few of them dance so well?Liu Xun's legs were pinched by the sugar cane, and he grinned in pain!
The audience is all laughing crazy!
"It's not just the big flicker that has become a joker, but the whole family has become a joker!"
"I'm going, but King Yan actually came to make a cameo? It's decided!"
"Sun Honglei: You look at this king's 0.5 eyes, think about this king's face, tell me that you are being fools there?"
"This sketch, the Liu family class is basically dispatched! Is Liu Xun planning to bring his apprentice to the apprenticeship?"
On the stage, Mr. Li saw that Liu Xun had not been able to adjust well, and immediately rolled his eyes and roared, "You idiot! You can't even step on it after practicing all morning!"
On the other side, Bai Kainan, who was watching the excitement, said with a smile: "Bamboo pole dance is like this. If you step on it, it's dancing. If you can't step on it, you will be punished!"
The audience burst into laughter again!
"Incisive, Lao Bai's summary is too incisive! Isn't he punished!"
"It's amazing, Lao Bai can see through it at a glance! Detective!"
"It seems that Yan Wangsun is beautiful, this is his first cameo role? These little eyes are so funny!".
Chapter [-] The sketch ends, dialogue with Liu Xun
The sketch is here, all the staff have appeared, and it is about to end!
A few people greeted each other, and Sun Honglei said with a smile: "Uncle Li, did you receive a prize-winning message from the Extreme Challenge Old Lady column two days ago?"
Teacher Li was stunned for a moment, and replied, "Yes! They said that the lieutenant general can still participate in the show and have an extreme challenge with the old ladies! Haha!"
Bai Kainan paused and said, "Master, that's not a good thing! You have encountered a telecom fraud!"
Teacher Li was taken aback: "Huh?"
Sun Honglei clicked his tongue and said, "It's not uncle, why don't you understand? You have been deceived! That message was sent to you by a liar pretending to be a column group!"
Bai Kainan also agreed: "Don't worry, the suspect has been caught, and the money has been recovered!"
When Teacher Li heard this, he frowned and said, "Impossible! I can't be deceived! I've got the [-] yuan bonus!"
When Chang Yuan saw that his old man was still arguing with the police, he hurriedly said, "It's not Dad, you...you were indeed deceived. Brother-in-law took it!"
Liu Xun wanted to give his father-in-law a step down, and said with a smile at the right time: "Hey, Dad, that little money, don't take it to heart!"
How can Mr. Li still not understand what the situation will be at that time, remembering what happened just now, an old face also turned red.
I saw him stomping his feet, frowning, and said: "You said that you did this! You said that you let me..."
Chang Yuan, who was beside him, suddenly interjected: "Where is the old face?"
His words were snatched away, and Teacher Li pushed him and said, "Go away!"
The audience laughed again.
"Mr. Li: You dare to rob me of my lines, don't you want to live?"
"Hehe, my old man often says this, and now as long as he opens his mouth, I know what he wants to say later!"
"Let's not talk about this sketch. It's just something that some parents may really encounter. I didn't expect that Liu Xun Da's fooling could make such a classic sketch. It's amazing!"
On the stage, Bai Kainan saw that the three masters were almost finished, so he exhorted: "Master, remember that the pie falls from the sky, it must be a trap, the family will discourage it, and always remind me!"
Sun Honglei waved his hand with a smile, and said, "That's fine, go to the bureau when you have time to go through the formalities and take the money away!"
Liu Xun hurriedly smiled and nodded in agreement: "Thank you, comrade police, we'll go over when we turn back."
Mr. Li, who had not spoken for a while, suddenly glared, walked to the front, looked at Liu Xun with a displeased expression, and said, "Go back...how do you get there?"
Liu Xun didn't understand the situation, didn't know where he was wrong, and said tentatively, "Call a car!"
Teacher Li rolled his eyes and said, "Calling a car???"
Then he smiled and looked at Sun Honglei and the two, and said, "How did you two police comrades come here?"
Bai Kainan didn't know what medicine the old man's gourd was selling, so he replied, "It came by car!"
Teacher Li nodded and said, "Just right, take your car!"
The audience was stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter!
"Pfft! Teacher Li, isn't it amazing? The police should also take advantage of it!"
"There is no one who is the most powerful old man in history!"
"I'm really convinced Mr. Li, it's a bit too awesome!"
On the stage, Sun Honglei was also taken aback for a moment, then he reacted and said with a smile, "Haha, okay!"
Liu Xun was speechless for a while, and said, "Dad can't accept this, the police dare to take advantage of it!"
Teacher Li was following Sun Honglei and the others out. Hearing this, he turned around immediately and scolded: "How can this be called taking advantage of the police? The show has already started, you are so embarrassed to let the police go back empty?"
When Liu Xun heard this, he nodded in agreement, and couldn't help but give a thumbs up.
The group walked off the stage one after another, and the performance was over!
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