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"Song Xiaobao, hurry up and eat, you can't escape!"

"Song Xiaobao: Come and eat! A whole tube of horseradish! You can do it!!!"

On the stage, Song Xiaobao's whole person was not well, but I was a fish and a knife, and after resisting several times to no avail, I had no choice but to give up resistance!

Di Lieba smiled and continued to squeeze the horseradish into the noodle soup!

At this moment, Da Pan suddenly stretched out his hand, grabbed the horseradish, and said, "Squeeze a little more, without him saying you're digging!!!"

The audience's laughter grew louder.

"Goddess Fat Di squeeze a little more, and add the whole tube to him!"

"Song Xiaobao: Why are you so stingy? Then squeeze it all in, that's it! Just be proud of it!"

"How do you say something? He can live if he commits evil, but he can't live if he commits evil!"

On the stage, Song Xiaobao looked helpless and said, "I'm mentioning horseradish. Did I eat so much for the first bite?"

Speaking of which, he only picked up a few noodles!

Da Pan shook his head and said, "No, gobble it, swallow it, you're right, what are you afraid of?"

Immediately, Song Xiaobao's whole face became even more ugly. His face that was already black was now even darker than the bottom of the pot!

The roar of the audience was even more crazy, and many people all stood up directly, frantically shaking the light sticks and light plates in their hands!

"Yes, yes, a big mouthful and swallowed directly, it must be the original version!"

"No, Da Pan's scheming BOY is really amazing. It's too cruel to say such a sentence at a critical time!"

"Da Pan: He is indeed reasonable, don't be a coward!"

On the stage, Song Xiaobao looked aggrieved, opened his mouth several times to eat the noodles, but stopped halfway, hesitating, not daring to speak, and finally stomped his feet under the roar of the audience. , Gritting his teeth, he directly shoved a small half-bowl of noodles into his mouth!

Liu Xun, who was watching from the side, suddenly took out a handkerchief and said, "Oh, I think I'm choking!"

On the side, Da Pan saw that Song Xiaobao's whole face was wrinkled by the horseradish, his eyes and nose were almost wrinkled together, he smiled and looked at Liu Xun, and said, "Boss, this is the expression, this is the expression, I'm going to cry, eh, yes!"

As he said that, he suddenly took out a few more garlic cloves and said, "Hey, take the garlic for a solution, and fight poison with poison!"

Song Xiaobao clenched his teeth tightly, grabbed his hair in confusion, and refused to eat it.

Seeing that he was unwilling to open his mouth, Da Pan stepped forward and shoved the garlic clove in his hand directly into his mouth, saying, "Hurry up and eat if you can!"

Liu Xun took a tissue and touched his eyes again, and said, "Oh my god, I'm too strong!"

The audience all burst into laughter.

"Da Pan is too amazing, he really forced the garlic cloves into it!"

"Song Xiaobao: Baby's heart is bitter, you all bully me, cough, cough, another tube of horseradish..."

"Horseradish instant noodles, this new fashion trend, I'm afraid it will end here!"

"Look at Song Xiaobao's expression, tears are coming out!"

"Oh oh oh, eat, eat, eat 373!!!"

On the stage, after Song Xiaobao swallowed a mouthful, he took a breath, and then picked up the bowl again, and the blue veins on his head were highlighted.

The emotions of the audience exploded in an instant!

"Come on, lose color!!!"

"Come on baby, there's one last bite!!!"

Under the mad cries of the audience, Song Xiaobao finally swallowed a large bowl of horseradish noodle soup!

I saw him put the bowl to the side, patted the chopsticks on the table, took the face towel he was sitting on, wiped his mouth, wiped the sweat from his head, and stood up: "Uh!!!"

"Huh, this taste!!!"

Liu Xun, Di Lieba, and Da Pan hurriedly covered their mouths and noses and hid aside.

Song Xiaobao's eyes were red, he resisted the momentum and said, "Ha! Two cloves of garlic, two tubes of horseradish..."

Liu Xun asked, "Are you panicking?"

Song Xiaobao nodded, looking like he was deeply hurt, he wiped off a sweat and said, "Fuck you!"

The audience is all laughing crazy!

"Song Xiaobao is really struggling!"

"Two cloves of garlic, two tubes of horseradish... Alas, this motherfucker is extremely poisonous!"

"I found out that Liu Xun's flickering is purely lynching!!!"

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Chapter [-] Is Song Xiaobao anxious? 【For subscription】

Chapter [-] Is Song Xiaobao anxious?

The sketch continued, Song Xiaobao slowed down for a while before finally suppressing the energy.

I saw him continue to say to Liu Xun: "Look at the details! I'm leaving now! I said I'm leaving!"