Urban Comedy Master

Saying that, he walked out with his hands behind his back.

Di Lieba took two quick steps, stopped him, and said, "No money!"

Song Xiaobao: "What kind of money?"

Dilireba: "Noodle soup money!"

Song Xiaobao: "Soup noodles, what should I pay for the fried noodles?"

Di Lieba: "You didn't give any money for fried noodles!"

Song Xiaobao: "What am I giving you for not eating fried noodles?"

Di Lieba was stunned for a moment and said, "Yeah!"

After she finished speaking, she looked at Liu Xun to see what he would say!

Liu Xun nodded and said, "No problem!"

The audience burst into laughter again!

"Hahaha, Liu Xun was fooled too!"

"Yao Xian, do you think Da Huyou looks like he's been fooled? There must be more after this sentence is correct!"

"Why do I feel that the big flicker is getting smarter and smarter now. I didn't even notice it just now. As a result, Song Xiaobao was tricked so ruthlessly. Look, now Song Xiaobao is sweating on his head!"

On the stage, Liu Xun nodded, pointed at Song Xiaobao, and said, "You really shouldn't ask people for this money!"

Song Xiaobao nodded and said, "Yes!"

Liu Xun continued: "But the two bowls of noodles are gone! I didn't understand! IQ..."

"Do it again! Do it again!"

Before Liu Xun finished speaking, the laughter and shouts of the audience rang out!

Hearing this crowd of shouts, Song Xiaobao's expression changed instantly, he had a premonition that something was wrong, just when he wanted to say something, Liu Xun suddenly said again: "Well, let my accountant come out for a visit, Let him help me with the account, who should pay for this noodles ¨"!"

"Do it again! Do it again!!!"

Hearing this, the audience shouted even harder.

At the same time, Song Xiaobao's entire face collapsed. One face was darker than the bottom of the pot. Just now, he ate two cloves of garlic and two tubes of horseradish. If he came again, he would be immortal!

However, Liu Xun ignored him and shouted directly into the noodle shop, "Chang Yuan, Chang Yuan!"

"Brother-in-law!"

Suddenly, a voice came from the noodle shop.

"Oh oh oh oh!!!!"

I saw Chang Yuan walked out with a huge abacus!

"Fuck, it's actually this brother-in-law! Absolutely!"

"The old man won't come, will he, this time?"

"Da Mi Mi won't really accept Chang Yuan as his cousin, right? That's absolutely amazing!"

"Chang Yuan is now a full-time brother-in-law!"

"Look at Song Xiaobao's expression! Absolutely!"

"Song Xiaobao: At least the few just now looked normal. Now this one came out with such a big abacus, what kind of trouble is Nima going to make?"

On the stage, Chang Yuan carried the abacus and walked in front of Liu Xun, saying, "Brother-in-law!"

Liu Xun nodded and said, "Brother-in-law, this, that, my brother-in-law is a graduate of a prestigious university and majored in accounting. In this way, our family lost two bowls of noodles, he ate it!"

Saying that, Liu Xun pointed at Song Xiaobao and continued, "I don't know who I should ask for this money, my brother-in-law is stunned, can you help my brother-in-law to take a stroke?"

Chang Yuan looked proud and confident, and said, "No problem!"

Song Xiaobao suddenly opened his mouth and said with a weeping voice: "You are like this, these two bowls of noodles, two cloves of garlic, and two tubes of horseradish are killing me. I can't figure it out today, so I put my watch on first. You guys, let me go first, and we'll come back tomorrow to figure this out, okay?"

Before Liu Xun could speak, Da Pan on the side became unhappy for a moment. He stepped forward to Song Xiaobao and said, "Don't make this troublesome thing, you are reasonable, what are you afraid of? I will show you a face!"

Song Xiaobao's face changed instantly, and he shouted, "What are you doing????"

Da Pan walked to the kitchen without looking back, and replied, "You play it for him!"

Song Xiaobao was speechless and said, "No..."

When he was talking, Da Pan didn't stop at all, and went straight into the kitchen!

The audience is all laughing crazy!

"Intentional, absolutely intentional!"

"Liu Xun: Don't worry, if you like it, let you eat enough, prepare the third clove of garlic, the third tube of horseradish, and the third bowl of noodles!!!"

"I didn't see that this big Pan would be so scheming, 'You are reasonable, what are you afraid of!'"

"Yes, yes, I underestimated Da Pan. At first I thought he was being fooled, but now I see... Who is fooling who?"

"Song Xiaobao: Heaven, earth, take me there, why let them torture me!"