Urban Comedy Master

On the stage, Song Xiaobao saw that he hadn't stopped Da Pan, so he turned to look at Liu Xun in desperation, and said, "."You are like this, my schedule is very tight!"

Liu Xunyi stopped and said, "I know you're busy!"

Song Xiaobao said angrily, "I can't do this anymore!"

Liu Xun shook his head and said, "The key is not to act now, I can't find where the money went!"

Song Xiaobao was about to cry and said, "Can I act for you tomorrow?"

Liu Xun shook his head again and said, "I must be able to go today!"

After saying that, he turned to look at Chang Yuan, and said, "Come on, brother-in-law, pay attention! Look where the money went to!"

Chang Yuan nodded and said, "Okay!"

Liu Xun turned to look at Song Xiaobao, Di Lieba and the others, and said, "Start!"

The audience burst into laughter again.

"It's coming, it's coming, it's coming again!"

"This is too classic, absolutely!" (the one who got the money)

"Can Song Xiaobao really eat it?"

"What a poor baby, don't eat Liu Xun Da Huyou's noodles in the future!"

On the stage, hearing Liu Xun's order, Di Lieba nodded to him, looked at Song Xiaobao with a smile, and said, "Welcome!"

Song Xiaobao waved his hand and shouted, "Forget it!"

The audience burst into laughter again!

"Song Xiaobao is anxious, really anxious!"

"Hahaha, horseradish instant noodles, plus a clove of garlic, who is not anxious?"

"Don't say choking to death, the three bowls of noodles will be stretched to death!"

"Liu Xun Da Huyou's group is too ruthless, this is to make a set for Song Xiaobao, waiting for someone to drill into it!"

"Song Xiaobao: The baby is not happy, why is it me who gets hurt every time!"

"Liu Xun, Di Lieba, Da Pan: This is life!!!"

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The sketch continued, and the audience all guessed that Song Xiaoba was going to eat the third bowl of horseradish instant noodles, and they all burst into laughter while covering their stomachs.

On the stage, Dilireba once again learned the way he was before, looked at Song Xiaobao, and said, "Brother, what do you want?"

Song Xiaobao's face sank, and he roared directly at Di Lieba: "Directly above!"

Di Lieba immediately shouted to the kitchen: "A bowl of sea cucumber fried noodles, hurry up!"

Hearing this, Song Xiaobao's face was bitter, and tears almost came out!

The audience burst into laughter again!

"This is coming for real!"

"Song Xiaobao really fought hard this time!"

"I feel a little pitiful for the loss of color, and I get fooled every time!"

"There's no way, eldest disciple, who doesn't cheat him?"

On the stage, Liu Xun ignored Song Xiaobao who was sitting there unlovable, turned around and said to Chang Yuan, "Keep an eye on your face!"

At this moment, Da Pan came out of the kitchen with two bowls of noodles, and said, "I don't believe it, I don't understand..."

As he said that, he stretched out his hand to face Chang Yuan and said, "I see!"

After speaking, he put the fried noodles in front of Song Xiaobao.

Song Xiaobao had no more words to say, and shouted directly: "Change!"

Da Pan was stunned for a moment, and said doubtfully, "I didn't ask about the sea cucumber!"

Song Xiaobao's face was full of 767's anger, and he saw that he was the leader again and shouted, "No more!"

The audience burst into laughter again.

"Hahaha, Da Pan is very obsessed with his classic lines!"

"My name is sea cucumber, and I made the noodles!"

"It seems that Song Xiaobao is really in a hurry!"

"After this performance, Song Xiaobao's popularity will definitely explode. He really gave up today!"

On the stage, Da Pan didn't insist any more, he picked up the fried noodles and put the soup noodles in front of Song Xiaobao.

Then he reminded Chang Yuan again: "Change the noodle soup!"

Putting down the noodle soup, Song Xiaobao reached for the chopsticks on the table.