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"it is good!!!"

The audience gave the loudest applause and cheers, drink well!

"Song Xiaobao has refreshed my understanding today. His professional attitude is no worse than Liu Xun's!"

"It's changed a lot. After Song Xiaobao and the others entered the Liu family class, they all changed a lot!"

"I only liked Liu Xun before, but now I like one more star, and that is Song Xiaobao!!!"

"Hey, Da Huyou's show today is a bit different from usual. He has been letting his apprentices perform. Does he want to do a handover? Are all his apprentices on the road?"

"It's possible, as Da Huyou said in the last issue, I won't participate in this kind of small program again in the future!"

"Liu Xun: I'm afraid you are too lonely, let a few disciples accompany you!!!"

"What the heck, upstairs, what you said in your heart, I have the urge to cry!!!"

"Don't worry, we won't be too lonely, we will follow all your works!"

"Big fool, when will the new movie be released? I have reserved the venue, go to see everything you want!!!".

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The sketch continued, Song Xiaobao took a few breaths in the direction of the clean bowl he ate in, and finally calmed down a little.

At this time, Liu Xun said, "Go down!"

Song Xiaobao nodded, looked at Chang Yuan, and said, "Go down, to the important part, college students, please look at me!"

Saying that, he swallowed and hiccupped.

"Hey, this taste!!!"

Liu Xun and the others all avoided them. Three tubes of horseradish and three petals of sour tasted nothing but poisonous gas bombs.

Song Xiaobao waved his hand between his mouth and nose a few times, and then he calmed down and continued: "I said I-I want to go!"

Liu Xun suddenly said, "It's okay, you won't be able to walk out for a while, I'll take this as a stretcher and carry it out for you!"

As he said that, he picked up the oversized abacus in Chang Yuan's hand and laid it flat, like a stretcher.

The audience laughed again.

"Hahaha, this wave of hype of Da Huyou is really too skinny, and my scalp is numb just looking at it!"

"Song Xiaobao: It's really hard to be the eldest disciple of the Liu family. If you don't get fooled to death, you have to be killed!"

"Fuck you, why are you so beautiful, and how can Comrade Chen Duxiu be so embarrassed?"

On the stage, Song Xiaobao nodded and shouted, "I said I'm leaving!"

Liu Xun motioned Chang Yuan to pay attention, the key point is coming!

After getting Liu Xun's affirmative instructions, Di Lieba repeated the scene again.

I saw her reaching out to stop Song Xiaobao and saying, "No money!"

Song Xiaobao: "What money do you give?

Dilireba: "Noodle soup money!"

Speaking of soup noodles, Song Xiaobao immediately thought of the three bowls of horseradish instant noodles that he had eaten in his stomach. He felt sad and shouted, "What money do I get for the fried noodles for the soup noodles???"

Di Lieba: "You didn't give any money for fried noodles!"

Suddenly, Da Pan, who was standing by the side, raised the fried noodles in his hand, looking very angry, and shouted loudly: "The fried noodles are here! They don't eat them! It's still not clear! You don't eat fried noodles! What kind of shit is this? , I don't understand this account, I'm stupid!!!"

As he said that, he slammed the table a few times. He was very emotional and shouted: "I didn't eat! Then this is the replacement!!"

His violent emotional outburst startled Liu Xun and the others.

The audience is all laughing crazy!

"Da Pan, Da Pan, you are really skinny, your scalp is numb!"

"Fuck, Da Pan's hype is really too showy, Dihua's show!!!"

"The fried noodles are here, no one eats it!!!!"

On the stage, Song Xiaobao also slowed down, pointed at Da Pan, and shouted to Liu Xun and the others, "Look at him, look at him angry!!!"

Chang Yuan nodded, took a few steps forward, and said, "I see!"

As he said that, he pointed at Song Xiaobao and continued, "You, there's nothing wrong with you!"

The audience is all laughing crazy!

"God, what's wrong with him! Graduating from this famous university is probably a fake!"

"There's nothing wrong with this fucking logic!"

"I was shocked when I heard the word "no problem", is there a fourth bowl of horseradish instant noodles???"

"Liu Xun's flickering is to rectify the damage to the death, and he won't really need to clean up the door!!!"

On the stage, Song Xiaobao shouted excitedly after hearing Chang Yuan's words: "Look!"

While talking, he looked like a little daughter-in-law who was angry, and finally he was remorseful like snow!