Urban Comedy Master

Chang Yuan nodded to him with deep appreciation, then looked at Liu Xun and the others, and said, "We really shouldn't be holding other people's money!"

Dilireba was speechless and shouted, "He has to pay for a bowl of noodles from our family!"

When Chang Yuan heard it, it seemed to make sense. He turned his head around and said, "I'm also a little messed up! Let's do it, I'll call my senior brother out, and you can play my senior brother from beginning to end!"

After speaking, he shouted into the restaurant: "Senior brother, brother, lose out!!!"

"Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!"

The audience screamed like crazy!

"Is there really a fourth bowl of horseradish noodle soup???"

"Can Song Xiaobao still eat? Do you want to call an ambulance first?"

"This is the rhythm of an accident. Song Xiaobao will be the first person in China who eats noodles during a performance, and choking to death!"

"Oh oh oh oh!"

At this time, Bai Kainan, carrying a larger abacus, walked out of the restaurant.

"The Liu family class is all here!"

"This is so special, such a big abacus must weigh at least thirty pounds!"

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"This sketch is amazing!"

"Amazing wool, I'm going to be laughed to death!"

On the stage, Bai Kainan appeared, his iconic eyebrows raised to the audience, and then he supported his hands, and a shout came from his mouth in an instant: "Oh, junior brother, hurry up... Come and help senior brother, this is The abacus is too heavy, it made my waist dodge!"

Song Xiaobao was stunned, his face was so dark that he couldn't see it!

I saw him crying and saying, "How many of you are there? Can you hand them over all at once? If you come out one by one, you will die!"

Liu Xunyi stopped and said, "It's alright, if his senior brother is not good, I will call my old husband out, and you will show my old husband again, my old husband is a famous university professor!"

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Saying that, Liu Xun pointed to the huge abacus that Chang Yuan and Bai Kainan were carrying, and said, "These two abacuses were made by my husband for them. They are in good condition and feel quite good when calculated!"

The audience burst into laughter!

"Oh my God, Teacher Li is going to appear too???"

"Song Xiaobao: Let's work together to pit me. Teacher Li is a performer. It's no wonder that you can hand over two such superb accountants!!!"

"Aren't you afraid that Teacher Li will beat you up, big fool? You have ruined the reputation of a university professor like this!"

"Mr. Li: Liu Xun, you have to pay for this loss of reputation!"

On the stage, Liu Xun's voice fell, and Da Pan on the side suddenly opened his mouth, pointing to Liu Xun's group, with an indignant look, and said, "You are like this, we must understand this today, how much do you like to be called? No matter how many people are called, what are people afraid of when they are reasonable?"

As he said that, he pointed to Song Xiaobao and said, "I'll make ten more bowls of noodles for you!"

With that, he turned around to go into the kitchen.

Song Xiaobao's face changed drastically again, and he rushed towards Da Pan like crazy, shouting: "You come back!!!"

The audience is absolutely laughing crazy!

"Da Pan's scheming Boy is too bad, making ten more bowls of noodles, this is because he doesn't want to let the senior brother live!"

"Song Xiaobao: God damn Dapan, if you dare to make another bowl of noodles, I will kill you today!!!"

"Da Pan: You are right, what are you afraid of!".

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The sketch was still going on, Song Xiaobao rushed behind Da Pan, exhausted all his strength, held him tightly, and at the same time shouted in a crying voice: "You come back, what are you doing?"

Da Pan looked puzzled and said, "What are we afraid of?"

Song Xiaobao was about to cry, and he was too lazy to speak, so he started scolding: "You old sea cucumber, you look like an abalone!"

Cursing and pissed off, he hammered Da Pan's arm with his hand.

The audience was stunned with laughter!

"I'm going, sea cucumber, abalone? 6666666"

"If abalone looks like this, I won't eat it in the future!"

"Looking at Song Xiaobao's expression, he is really about to cry!"

"Can you stop crying? Da Pan wants to make ten more bowls of horseradish noodle soup for him. If you eat this, you'll have to die if you don't choke to death!"

On the stage, Song Xiao "[-]" Bao finished scolding Da Pan, and his emotions were still very excited, and it seemed that he had almost entered a state of out of control!

I saw him turn around and yell at Liu Xun and the others, "What are you doing!!! As for not? Ah?"

As he said that, he walked up to Liu Xun and the others, with a black face almost crying, and said, "I am happy to go home for a new year, and I am hungry when I come here! I want to eat a bowl of noodles, and I am the one who defaults on the debt. ?"

After speaking, he picked up the menu on the table and continued: "I looked at the menu, this bowl of fried noodles with sea cucumber, one hundred and eighty!!!"

Then he took out his pocket and said, "I only have sixty dollars in my pocket!"

Da Pan suddenly stretched out his hand and grabbed Song Xiaobao with an angry look on his face, "How much?"