Urban Comedy Master

Song Xiaobao shouted: "One hundred and eighty! It's written! It's not written!!!"

After speaking, he looked at Liu Xun again, his face full of anger, and said, "Who are you smashing!!!"

"Wow!!!!"

The audience was in an uproar.

"It turns out that there is something wrong with this menu!"

"One hundred and eighty-one bowls of noodles, is this calculated by the number? It's more expensive than the sky-high price of lobsters calculated by the mother!"

"I said, why did Song Xiaobao eat noodles and not pay? Co-authored by Liu Xun Da Huyou opened a black shop!"

On the stage, Da Pan grabbed the menu to take a look, pushed Song Xiaobao away, and walked straight to Liu Xun, his face full of anger.

Seeing that the situation was not right, Liu Xun immediately made a Tai Chi move, guarding against the angry Da Pan.

Seeing this, the audience burst into laughter again.

"The big fool is actually cowardly!"

"Is Da Pan trying to kill his master?"

"Tai Chi has been used, 666666"

On the stage, Da Pan glanced at Liu Xun, who was already posing. He hesitated for a while and didn't come closer, but the anger on his face did not subside at all.

I saw him suppressing the anger in his heart, his eyes staring at Liu Xun, and said: "Boss, if you want to set such a price, don't use the name of my sea cucumber, okay? Don't use my name to deceive people, do you know? I don't want to do it with you! What's your price?"

As he talked, the anger in his heart was not suppressed in the end, and he roared out.

Then he threw the menu in his hand on the table, pulled Di Lieba, and said, "Go, girl, we won't do it here!"

The two of them were about to go out.

Liu Xun took a step forward, stopped them both, and said, "Wait for a while, wait for a while!"

Da Pan threw him in a very unsightly manner: "Wait for what? You are not in a black shop!"

Liu Xun grabbed him and shouted, "Wait a while!"

"Hahahaha!"

While Liu Xun and the others were making a fuss, Song Xiaobao, who had been silent for a while, suddenly covered his stomach with a look of discomfort. Obviously, the three bowls of horseradish noodle soup he had just eaten worked!

The audience burst into laughter when they saw the uncomfortable look on his face.

"Song Xiaobao: The stamina is coming! Those three bowls of horseradish noodle soup are reacting in my stomach!"

"Song Xiaobao is definitely trying to steal the show. There is a similar scene in the "Protagonist and Supporting Role" that Da Huyou and Teacher Li performed together before!"

"Song Xiaobao: I've already eaten three bowls of horseradish noodle soup, can't let me grab some drama???"

On the stage, Liu Xun picked up the menu and said, "Sea cucumber...noodle series, 180.0..."

When he read the price, he couldn't help but froze for a moment, and said, "I set the price at eighteen, who made the menu?"

Chang Yuan stretched out his hand and said, "I did it! There's nothing wrong with it!"

The audience burst into laughter again.

"I'll go, there's nothing wrong with it, eighteen has become one hundred and eighteen, it's better not to be too big!"

"It turns out that the fault is on Chang Yuan. I said that Liu Xun's flickering will not bother you with such a low-level mistake!"

"Song Xiaobao: You're ugly, it turns out that you marked the wrong decimal point, I...I'll let you eat ten bowls of horseradish noodles!!!"

On the stage, Liu Xun was also speechless, gave Chang Yuan a blank look, handed the menu to him, and said, "Where did you order this? It should be 18.00, you are 180.0, it's almost!"

Chang Yuan looked indifferent and said, "Move forward and it's over!"

Liu Xun was instantly angry and shouted, "Is that the case? Doing business can't be bad at all, not at all!"

After speaking, he paused, looked at the audience, and said, "A while ago, there was a sky-high seafood price, sky-high price prawns..."

After speaking, he said to Chang Yuan again: "You're a little bit short. Isn't this a high-priced noodles? In business, you can't lose your integrity because of this..."

Song Xiaobao, who was beside him, nodded and said, "Yes!"

Liu Xunzheng said the investment, and continued: "In business, you can't lose your reputation because of this!"

Song Xiaobao nodded again and said, "Yes!"

Liu Xun said again: "In business, you can't lose your conscience because of this!"

As he said that, he patted his chest!

"right!!!"

Song Xiaobao said it in a low voice before, but this time he suddenly shouted!

2.3 Then he pointed at Liu Xun and said, "Your horseradish is all gone!!!"

"puff!!!"

The audience burst into laughter!

"Hahaha, Song Xiaobao now hates horseradish!"