Urban Comedy Master

Sun Yizhou said in surprise: "The appearance fee should be a lot, right?"

Just as Yang Mi was about to speak, Liu Xun said truthfully, "She is eighty, I am forty. (.—)"

Yang Mi glanced at him angrily, and then said with a smile, "It's all after-tax."

Sun Yizhou asked curiously, "Where are you cutting the ribbon?"

Yang Mi hesitated for a moment, and said ambiguous: "They are all large and medium-sized enterprises."

At this time, Liu Xun confided: "The big pancake shop, the blacksmith's stove."

Seeing him couldn't help but want to talk, Yang Mi hurriedly held him down and said, "Hey, there is a big chicken farm in our place, and I cut the ribbon there."

Liu Xun was expressionless, and continued to confide: "Yes, the next day after she finished cutting, the chicken farm had avian flu, and more than [-] chickens died at that time, and finally gave her a nickname, "Yijiadi" ".

Did you cut it?puff!This time, even many of the older audience couldn't help laughing, and some old men coughed with laughter. (.—)

Yijianmei is an ancient Chinese word and brand name. In modern times, there is also a famous singer who uses this name to make up a familiar song.

Therefore, many people understand this joke, haha.

No one thought that such three words with poetic and connotation could be used in this way?

More than [-] chickens have all been cut off by the ribbon cutting, isn't it just one cut?

Immediately, Yang Mi also glared at Liu Xun, and said angrily, "Can you suffocate you if you don't speak? Can you suffocate you?"

Liu Xun lowered his head and said in a low voice, "I can hold back my madness."

Yang Mi looked at him angrily, and said, "Why is it so annoying? You say you are, and I don't care to say those things about you, just to save face for you."

Immediately, she said to Sun Yizhou: "I don't care to talk about him, you can talk about him, he likes to go out and sing for people, can he sing with his voice? On that day, I went to the nursing home in our village to sing for people. There were a total of seven old men sitting underneath, and he let out a roar, and suddenly passed out six."

Hearing this, Sun Yizhou said in surprise: "Isn't there another one?"

Yang Mi said: "The other is the dean, he will not let go of my hand, that guy is shaking it hard, "Big sister, big brother's voice is too sudden, I can't stand it, let big brother Go home, people need money to sing, but he sings to death! ""

"Hahaha!" The audience only felt that tears were about to burst out laughing!

People ask for money to sing?Does he sing to death?

How bad is this voice to describe it?

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In an instant, the audience leaned forward and backward, and they couldn't bear it any longer.

If people were asked to describe a person singing as unpleasant before, they could only say two sentences at most, insufficiency of tone, ghost crying and wolf howling.

But now, they have learned another trick, and they have gained a lot of insight!

You sing like hell!What could be more cruel than this?Even if you look through the dictionary of idioms, you can't find such a vivid adjective!

Liu Xun was also a little bit unbearable because of these words, and for the first time refuted his daughter-in-law, saying:

"Hello, you went to the psychiatric hospital to give a speech for a day and a night."

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Yang Mi glanced at him and said, "What's wrong? All the mentally ill have been discharged from the hospital!"

At this time, Sun Yizhou finally inserted a sentence and said in surprise: "It works!"

Liu Xun spread his hands and revealed the result, "The doctor is crazy."

Everyone listened to the two couples fighting each other, and they all laughed and slapped the table. These words are so simple!They are all the best golden sentences of the year!

Seeing that Liu Xun had been demolishing her own platform, Yang Mi couldn't hold back her face, and she became furious in an instant, and said, "Which doctor is crazy? I ask you."

Liu Xun replied helplessly: "Doctor Sun is crazy."

Yang Mi raised her tone and said, "Which Doctor Sun? Why do you speak so..."

Liu Xun pointed with his finger, but he didn't know where he was pointing, and said ambiguously, "It's Dr. Sun."

Hearing this, everyone still doesn't understand, this is clearly talking about Sun Yizhou.

Yang Mi was also relieved, while complaining: "Why are you so irresponsible, you say you, Xiao Sun, don't worry, he didn't talk about you, he talked so... This Alzheimer's, you, you forgot to take your medicine? Xiao Sun, let's talk about literature, save him from interjecting, why is it so annoying, you say."

After all this time, she couldn't lift her head up after what Liu Xun said. .

Chapter [-]: Your uncle will always be your uncle! 【For subscription】

Chapter [-]: Your uncle will always be your uncle! 【For subscription】

Many viewers can't remember the first time they laughed. It seems that they haven't stopped since Liu Xun and others came to power. **shu05.com update fast** (.—)

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Sun Yizhou awkwardly changed the subject and said, "Then aunt, let's talk about your book. I heard that your "Confinement 2" is in the works."

Yang Mi smiled proudly, and said in a weird tone: "There are still more than [-] words before the deadline."

As soon as he finished speaking, Liu Xun called out, "Oh, ah!"

The smile on Yang Mi's face suddenly disappeared, and she asked Liu Xun, "What's wrong?"

Liu Xun lowered his head, covered his face and said, "Stomach pain."