Urban Comedy Master

Yang Mi's endurance seemed to have finally reached the limit of "two six seven", and she shouted: "Endure it."

Then, she turned her head again and called to Sun Yizhou, "You ask."

Sun Yizhou was immediately taken aback, and with a hoot, the copy of "The Confinement" in his hand also fell down in shock.

Yang Mi immediately realized that she had lost her temper, smiled, and then said calmly, "Ask, Xiao Sun."

Sun Yizhou picked up the book from the ground, then forcibly forgotten this embarrassing scene, and asked:

"I heard that the reader was looking forward to it."

As soon as Yang Mi heard this, she immediately smiled and said, "Then how can you say that you are looking forward to it, that is, I am looking forward to it, that guy, that is, after watching "Yue Zi 1", I just want to watch "Yue Zi" Son 2", it's very uncomfortable to hold back."

At this time, Liu Xun came over and said in a rare voice, "Then this is true, it's quite uncomfortable to hold back!"

Yang Mi thought it was her husband who was enlightened, her smiling eyes narrowed, and she kept nodding aside.

Liu Xun went on to say: "The village chief, just go to our house and block the door, and tell me, don't let your daughter-in-law wander around, and hurry up and write "Confinement 2", there is no paper in the toilet at the head of the village. ."

Yang Mi was still laughing and agreeing, but when she heard the last sentence, her face immediately turned bad, then she stood up and said to Sun Yizhou with a serious face:

"Xiao Sun, I beg your TV station to block me, leave, and stop recording."

After he finished speaking, he flicked his sleeves and immediately wanted to leave.

She has always regarded herself with her wrists, but she didn't expect her husband to tell the truth, and in an instant, she felt that her face was all lost.

Liu Xun hurriedly stood up, pulled her and said, "What's wrong? Are you leaving again?"

Yang Mi shook off his hand and said, "What are you talking about? I said that I was expecting this show to become popular again, but this guy called Quan destroyed it for me, it was broadcast live, and I watched it.~ )”

Hearing this, Sun Yizhou said: "It's okay, the ratings for this show are low."

Yang Mi glanced at him and said, "It's not good to be low. I'm also a famous person, Baiyun, so I'm gone, I won't record it anymore."

At this time, Liu Xun finally broke out. It seemed that the grievances he had been receiving all along broke out, and shouted:

"Let's go! What are you talking about?"

Yang Mi's momentum weakened, as if she didn't expect her husband to lose his temper, she said, "What's wrong?"

Liu Xun was full of prestige and scolded loudly: "What celebrity are you Baiyun? That's your personal name, why do you think you are like this? After this episode of "Tell the Truth", how did you become such a scourge? We all It's the little old man in the countryside, the little old lady, what kind of book are you writing?

You haven't graduated from primary school yet, yet you write a book?You see that you have only been able to say six words in the past seven days. I don't even want to talk about you. You can just be honest. How tired are you?You are like this, are you floating?Maybe one day the wind will blow your white cloud away. "

Yang Mi was still a little unconvinced, and argued: "What's wrong? Are you capable of floating in the black soil?"

Liu Xun glanced at the audience and said, "It was a sandstorm when I floated up."

This reversal of the plot, coupled with the frequent occurrence of golden sentences by the two, the audience basically laughed when they heard a sentence.

Especially the jokes about these two names made everyone happy.

Baiyun is indeed a personal name, and when the black soil floats up, it is indeed a sandstorm. There is nothing wrong with this.

After a burst of laughter, Liu Xun said to Sun Yizhou, "Xiao Sun, I'm sorry!"

Sun Yizhou waved his hand and said understandingly, "It's alright..."

At this time, Liu Xun looked at him seriously and said seriously: "Your aunt is no longer the aunt you used to be, and your uncle will always be your uncle!"

After saying this, the audience was caught off guard and laughed again.

They were just out of breath, and before they had time to breathe, they were out of breath again with laughter.

Your uncle will always be your uncle?Although there seems to be nothing wrong with this situation, why does it sound so awkward for Mao?

In the lounge, those guests were also amused by this classic sentence.

Anyone with a discerning eye can see that this sketch is coming to an end, but I didn't expect this kind of laugh at the end.

Liu Xun's ability to write scripts is truly unparalleled!

On the stage, Sun Yizhou was also stunned, and said, "Why is it so awkward when I heard it?"

Liu Xun waved his hand and said, "Don't be embarrassed. According to your rules, don't you have the last sentence left? The uncle will record it for you, okay? You sit and I say."

At this time, Yang Mi didn't make a fuss to leave, and walked back slowly, saying:

"I still think about the last sentence of 3.2. I haven't said it yet. I also said, what's the matter?"

Looking at the two couples, Sun Yizhou said to the audience, "Look, the audience rating for this show was low. If you said that it was going to be broadcast, the audience rating would be quite high."

Immediately afterwards, he turned his head and said, "Uncle, then you come first?"

Liu Xun took two steps forward, straightened his body, and concluded, "Yesterday, today, and tomorrow will pass every day."

Yang Mi also took two steps forward, and then said: "Big things, small things, good things, everything is at your own pace."

Upon hearing this, Sun Yizhou asked curiously, "What is the horizontal criticism?"

Liu Xun and Yang Mi said at the same time, "Tell the truth!"

After speaking, the three of them bent down to the stage, and the finals sketch officially ended! .

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