Urban Comedy Master

"Sun Meimei is so ruthless???"

"Damn, this Stan is a pervert! I hate addicts the most!"

As the movie continues to play, the plot continues.

"Pfft, Li Ang: Don't always say 'yes', okay? Martier: OK. Li Ang: OK!"

"The loli played by Song Zuer is too beautiful, a feeling of being experienced!"

"Martyr: Is life always this hard, or is it only in childhood? Li Ang: It's always like this!

God, this line is too classic! "

The movie continues when Martier is asked about her "father" Leon in the hotel.

Martier: He's not my dad, he's my lover!

"Pfft!!! Absolutely!"

"I've watched a fake killer movie, right? Isn't this a love movie???"

"There is still such a warm killer. It's an eye-opener. I always thought that killers are just dead perverts who kill without blinking. It turns out that there are different!"

The movie continues.

Martier: I think I'm in love with you, Leon.

Li Ang choked on the milk.

Martier: This is my first love, you know?

Li Ang wiped the sprayed milk: How do you know it's love if you've never been in love?

Martial: I feel it!

Li Ang: "Where?"

Martel rubbed her stomach: "My stomach, it's very warm now, there used to be a knot here...now it's gone!"

Li Ang: Martial, I'm glad your stomach pain is gone, but that doesn't mean anything!

"I'm going, big fool, you won't play a cold-blooded killer and want to laugh at me to death, right?"

"If anyone says that the killer is cold-blooded in the future, he doesn't even know his mother if I don't beat him!"

"The story that the uncle and the loli have to tell, absolutely!"

The film continued to play, and the audience was all immersed in the slowly advancing plot.

"This episode is too classic: I hope you don't lie, I hope you really don't feel a little bit about me deep down in your heart, you better not feel a little bit about me at all, because as long as you have a little bit of it, you will I'll regret that you didn't say anything to me!"

"I didn't expect that the group and Da Huyou would be so good together!"

"Suddenly there is a feeling that Da Huyou married Da Mi Mi too early. I really hope Da Huyou can be with the group!"

"It can be seen that Li Ang is really tempted!"

Time passed, the movie came to the final stage, Stan brought special forces to encircle Liu Xun...  

"It's so touching, Li Ang finally revealed his love for Martial!"

"Damn, I, a big man cried!"

"Damn, how can Da Huyou survive like this? This life is too hard!"

"Grass, it was discovered by Stan, I feel like something is going to happen!"

"Griphook game? It's just like that!"

"I think the deepest love is that after parting, I will live like you!

This is too classic!Hearing that, the labor and management shed tears! "

At the end of the movie, the lights in the projection hall were turned on, and the audience was still reluctantly watching the big screen, and many couples hugged each other.

"Hey, grow a beard, I like uncles with short beards!" a girl whispered softly while lying in her boyfriend's arms.

"Don't you have a mustache, isn't it very prickly?" said her boyfriend puzzled.

"No, it's more bearable to have a beard, and you have too much hair. Cut your hair like Li Ang, that's what a 1.8 real man looks like!" the girl continued.

"...Li Ang, that's a bald head, a real man!" The boyfriend said speechlessly.

"You don't love me anymore, forget it, I'll find an uncle!" The girl pushed her boyfriend away.

"I'll go, don't you be so willful?" The boyfriend held the girl with a speechless look on his face.

The girl didn't speak, just stared at him sideways.

"Oh, it's alright, I'll cut it tomorrow, and have a little moustache..." The boyfriend compromised speechlessly!

After a movie, countless girls fell in love with a man who looked like an uncle with short hair, thinking that it would be good to find an uncle to be her boyfriend!

After one night, countless male compatriots instantly changed from little white faces to uncles...

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Chapter [-]: New Movies Released in Overseas Markets