Urban Comedy Master

A certain movie theater in the United States.

A man and a woman are arguing.

"What Chinese movies are you watching at night? It's still just words, and I can't understand them!" The girl said reluctantly.

"This Liu is one of my favorite actors, and his work is also very good. Didn't you say that the last movie "Death is Coming" is very good? This is a new movie he directed personally, watch it with me Go!" the boy urged.

"I really like you. I'm five years older than me, and I'm not mature at all. It's okay to chase stars, but you have to chase a Chinese star. I really don't know what you think!" The girl said impatiently.

The boy stopped talking and looked at her quietly.

"Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you, let's see, I can't understand Chinese, so I have to keep staring at the barrage!" The girl finally agreed, but she kept complaining.

Seeing that the girl finally agreed, the boy was very happy.

Boys and girls are boyfriend and girlfriend relationship, but since the two met with the girl's best friends two weeks ago, they haven't seen each other again, and their private communication has become less and less.

After a lot of scrutiny, I learned that the girl's best friends said that he was too old for the two of them to be together.

Although the girl did not immediately express her rejection, the boy noticed through his daily communication that the girl was gradually alienating himself.

Just when the boy was at a loss, he learned that Liu Xun, a Chinese star he was following, had a new movie to be released, and through chatting with Liu Xun's fans in Huaxia, he learned that the movie was about uncle falling in love with Loli. story.

And it has already caused a sensation in Huaxia and won widespread praise. At the same time, those fans of Liu Xun in China said that after watching this movie, girls will fall in love with uncle!

In addition, this movie is very likely to become a classic of the killer series of movies, and the classic level is no worse than "Death Comes"!

After learning the news, the boy started to plan, tried all kinds of methods, and finally invited the girl out, and after the entanglement just now, the girl finally agreed to watch this movie with him.

Buy tickets to enter, although it is the first premiere, but there are not many people in the movie theater, only about one-tenth of people are watching, about half of them are sitting in dim lights, no Someone's place, obviously they're not here for the movie.

The boy and the girl found their seats and sat down. The girl was still a little reluctant, playing with her mobile phone on her own, chatting with the boy without a word, and showing no enthusiasm at all.

The girls' attitudes and reactions, all the boys saw, sighed helplessly, stopped the meaningless awkward chat, and waited for the movie to start.

Now the boy is betting all his treasures on this movie. Whether he can reconcile with the girl depends on Liu Xun's new movie, whether it is as amazing as those fans of Huaxia said!

In a short while, the theatrical commercials ended and the film began.

"Bang Bang Bang!!!"

Under the huge surround sound of the theater, the audience suddenly burst out.

"Fake, this killer is too powerful!"

"Kill so many people without blinking, this killer named Li Ang is really cold!"

When the expressionless Liu Xun quietly appeared from the shadows and placed a sharp dagger on the throat of the drug lord leader, the audience caused a commotion again.

Those men and women who had been hiding in the dark and wanted to do something red-faced, all stopped their movements.

"Dear, I'm running out of strength, help me!" A woman in the dark, lying on the man's body, blushing, exhaled like blue.

"What's wrong with the lover? I want it, help me!" After waiting for a while, the woman said in a coquettish voice/gasp again when she saw that the man still didn't act accordingly.

"Shh, wait a minute, watch the movie first!" The man frowned slightly and replied, he didn't look at the woman on his body from beginning to end.

"Fake! Don't tell me, you really came to see the movie!" the woman growled!

"Can the two of you be quiet, go out and do it, don't disturb us watching the movie!" Suddenly a pair of men and women hiding in the dark, who were not far from them, glared at them and said.

Obviously, the two were not originally in the theater for watching movies, but after the movie played, they changed their minds.

Being so scolded by others, the woman's face was also a little uneasy. She got off the man and sat aside, pouting, secretly sulking, staring at the man for a while with a look of resentment, and finally seeing that the man has been ignoring her, angry. Humming turned his eyes to the screen.

After watching the movie for a while, the anger on the woman's face gradually dissipated, and what followed was an addicted look on her face.

On the other side, the girl who was chatting with her friend on her mobile phone saw that the boy beside her had not chatted with her for a while. She glanced at the boy with some doubts, and found that the boy was staring at the screen with fascination. Following the boy's 353 gaze, the woman also looked at the big screen in the auditorium.

At this sight, it is unstoppable. The whole person is instantly immersed in the plot of the film, and his eyes quickly look at the English subtitles on the big screen to help understand the development of the story.

When the phone flashed again, the girl had no response, still staring at the screen, unwilling to miss a line!

At the same time, outside the cinema hall, four or five young girls came to the cinema. They were the girls' best friends.

Just now, the girl told a few girlfriends that the boy invited her to watch a movie. After a few girls discussed it, they decided to come here and help the girl tell the boy clearly, so that the boy would not bother the girl again in the future.

"Why doesn't Ai Silin respond to messages?" said a girlfriend who looked very loli.

Among the girls Ai Silin's many best friends, this loli best friend is the most opposed to Ai Silin being with boys.

Today, all the girls came to the theater together to help Aislin showdown with the boys, which she also single-handedly facilitated!

"Maybe there is something wrong with Aislin, or let's go in and look for it, we all bought tickets anyway!"

After a few girlfriends discussed it, they went directly to the screening room to find Aislin. .

Chapter [-]: The boat of friendship is overturned

After entering the theater, several girlfriends quickly found Aislin, but several people greeted her, but Aislin did not respond.

Several people looked at each other suspiciously, and found that there was no one beside Aislin, so they did it directly.

"Hey, Aislin, what's the matter with you?" Loli's best friend and Aislin had a very good relationship, so she asked directly.

"Shh, what's the matter? I'll talk about it later, watch the movie first!" Aislin said without looking back, his eyes still staring at the rapidly flashing English subtitles.

"What? No... We're here..." Aislin's reaction was beyond everyone's expectations, and Loli, who was talking to her, was even more speechless.