Urban Comedy Master

".々 Ah!"

"What is he?"

"This is really unexpected!"

"Yes, I was still looking forward to whether Liu Xun would come, but I didn't expect not only Liu Xun to come, but also Teacher Li."

"I'm so looking forward to it, I just want to see this lineup!"

"I hope Liu Xun can prove himself today!"

"Your friend buddy is online!"

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Chapter [-]: The Big Fudge Is Back Again 【Subscription】

[Because of copyright issues, this book will be renamed "The Master of Comedy in the City". I hope you like this book and support it]

On the stage, thousands of eyes converge!

Liu Xun sat in a wheelchair, let Zhang Xiaofei and Sun Yizhou push behind him, and walked slowly to the middle of the stage.

I saw Liu Xun stood up and said to the audience:

"I heard that the cook, who was not a chef and changed the anti-flickering hotline, dared to say that he would never be deceived again. The cruel reality has already pushed my psychological defense line. Today, if I want to sell him something, I promised three topics for me. There is no way to cash in on the audience.”

As soon as this rhyming one-liner came out, everyone was stunned for a moment, then ecstasy appeared on their faces, and their eyes were fixed on the stage, full of wonder.

What does this mean?Listening to this, it seems that you are going to continue the sketches "Selling Abduction" and "Selling Cars"?Is there a third installment?

In front of the TV, many people jumped up, and even some excited people patted the table heavily, the excitement on their faces was beyond words.

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Guo Degang, who was sitting on the jury's seat, was stunned, then turned around with a smile on his face.

Another captain, Wu Xiuba, was even more stunned. After a while, he returned to normal.

Looking at the entire comedy world, whether it's a cross talk or a sketch, it is undoubtedly more difficult to continue to create a classic work.

Because the background and settings of the show have already been set and cannot be changed.

Therefore, so far, no one has been able to create such a serial classic.

However, this evening, they were fortunate enough to witness the birth of a classic. Although the show has not yet started to perform, they are already full of anticipation and joy.

Just because the person who created this show is named Liu Xun.

At this moment, in the live broadcast room, on the scene, and in front of the TV, everyone is boiling, cheers, screams, and applause, like a huge sound of ebb and flow, slapping the entire recording site, noisy and mighty .

On the stage, the show stopped slightly because of the movement (bdfb).

After a long time, when everyone calmed down, the show was able to continue.

At this time, Sun Yizhou said to Liu Xun, "Master. Let's go in."

Liu Xun waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, make a harassing call first."

Saying that, he took out an old-fashioned mobile phone.

Not long after, on the other side of the stage, Li Daoming stood under a sign marked "Anti-Flickering Consulting Company", picked up the phone and said:

"Hello, this is to see you, see you, and see you at a glance at the anti-flickering consultation hotline. I am Lao Li, a senior cheater. With many years of cheating experience, I can make a clear judgment on whether you have been cheated. If someone sells abduction, please press 1. , if someone sells a car, please press 2, if someone has a brain teaser, please press 3, if someone sells a stretcher, please dial 110.”

As soon as these words came out, everyone burst into laughter!

Especially when everyone thinks of the sketches "Selling Cars" and the sketches "Selling Kidnappings", and think of those brain teasers, they can't help laughing. ~)

Liu Xun, this big fool, what has Li Daoming turned into?

When the two opening sentences were spoken, everyone was refreshed, and immediately became interested, and at the same time, the doubts in their hearts were gradually eliminated.

This is the consistent style of Liu Xun's works, and this is the consistent effect of Liu Xun's works.

Even if it is only a few sentences, the whole plot has not yet been unfolded, but none of them show the skill and level of the lines.

Everyone has a faint understanding in their hearts, the man who stood at the peak of comedy, the man who shocked countless people, has returned!

The sketch continues.

Liu Xun looked at the audience and smiled and said, "Hello! Are you Master Li?"

Li Daoming nodded and replied, "Ah, who are you?"

Liu Xun held the phone and said solemnly, "I am—I have a question that I would like to ask you directly."

Li Daoming listened carefully and said, "Ah, you said."

Liu Xun blinked and said, "There is an old sow in our house, with white flowers and white flowers. When he woke up in the morning, he opened the door and ran madly forward at a speed of 80 miles per hour. He crashed into a tree and died."

Hearing this, Li Daoming was stunned for a moment, and asked, "Killed to death? Is there something wrong with this pig's eyesight?"

Liu Xun replied, "The visual acuity of both eyes is 1.5."

Li Daoming was surprised and asked again, "Could it be some kind of mental illness?"

Liu Xun replied, "I'm mentally healthy!"