Urban Comedy Master

Li Daoming said in surprise: "Then how could it be killed?"

Hearing this, Liu Xun smiled slightly and said sharply, "Because that pig can't make brain teasers!"

"Pfft!" Everyone laughed.

No brain teasers?So you hit a tree?What kind of logic is this?

Nima, this is a brain teaser in itself, right?

Looking at Liu Xun with a proud face on the stage, everyone returned to the mood they had when watching "Selling Kidnapping" and "Selling Cars", and they were speechless about this product.

This kind of line, this kind of joke, can only be thought of by Liu Xun.

Everyone watched with great interest, and finally a smile appeared on their faces, as if they had forgotten the time and place, and simply went into the show.

Li Daoming was a little dissatisfied, and said: "I said you are not particular, you don't play cards according to the routine, and you have to press 3 for brain teasers. In that case, I also ask a question."

Liu Xun was surprised for a while, but he didn't take it to heart, and said indifferently, "You say it!"

Li Daoming's face was expressionless, and he said straightly: "It's New Year's Eve, and our family didn't buy any New Year's goods, only a pig and a donkey are left. Do you think I should kill the pig or the donkey first?"

Kill the pig first, or the donkey first?Everyone couldn't help but wonder, what kind of problem is this?Are there any pitfalls?But it doesn't look like it!

After thinking about it for a while, I didn't understand, I could only stare at the stage, watching how Liu Xun answered this question. .

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Liu Xunzheng wanted to say, "Then you kill first..." However, halfway through his words, he stopped.

Then, he turned his head, looked at Sun Yizhou and Zhang Xiaofei, and said, "Give you two a chance."

Sun Yizhou thought for a while, and then said, "Donkey meat is delicious, kill the donkey first."

Hearing this, Liu Xun picked up the phone and said in a positive tone, "Kill the donkey first!-"

At this time, Li Daoming also smiled and said: "Congratulations, you got the answer, the pig also thinks so!"

After a sentence that was half an answer and half a mockery, he snorted coldly, "Small, hum!"

When countless audiences heard this answer, they were stunned for a moment, and then they burst into warm applause after they figured it out.

Liu Xun thought so, and so did Pig. Isn't this scolding people around the corner?

In the live broadcast room, the barrage was like rain, covering the entire screen immediately.

"My Cao, 666, Nima has learned another trick! Can you still curse like that?"

"Yes, this is swearing without swear words!"

"It's really incredible, Mr. Li, this guy is actually enlightened? Even Liu Xun is planted in his hands, it's unbelievable.~)"

"Yeah, I thought Mr. Li was going to be fooled again?"

"Good-looking, this is Liu Xun's sketch!"

"I just want to ask, who's beeping Liuxun and he's exhausted? I promise not to scold you when you come out."

"It's two brain teasers at the beginning. Can such a level of lines be written by a person who is extremely talented?"

"Yes, support Liu Xun!"

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Two funny brain teasers were thrown and everyone was amused.

At this moment, Liu Xun didn't make any rebuttals, and didn't make any claims to the outside world. However, all the doubts in everyone's heart disappeared without a trace.

Is Liu Xun Jiang Lang exhausted?Hehe, who wrote such a very level line?

At this time, those who scolded Liu Xun were dumbfounded!

Those netizens who have turned to fans are also remorseful!

Those reporters who had been staring at the screen, trying to find evidence of Liu Xuncai's loss of talent, were even more stunned, their eyes widened, and immediately deleted all the content that had been written.

On the stage, Liu Xun glared at Sun Yizhou and said loudly, "Sad, I really feel sad for you, and you are about to enter the world alone, how can this make me feel at ease?"

At this time, Zhang Xiaofei came over and said, "Master, kill the pig first!"

Liu Xun's tone had a hint of hatred for iron not becoming steel, and said: "That donkey thinks the same way, I tell you, it's not good for you to kill anyone first on this question, why didn't I answer? Just because I thought about it. There's something wrong with it, oops, see? He's grown from a rib back then to a block at both ends!"

With a worried look on his face, Sun Yizhou said, "Master, he is too powerful, I think we should go back!"

Judging from the fight just now, the guy who used to be a little stunned is no longer what he used to be. In the competition with Liu Xun, he did not lose out, and even took a little advantage.

However, Liu Xun rolled up his sleeves and stopped him and said, "No, I'll make him lame when I sell a kidnapping, and I'll pinch him when I sell a car. If I don't settle him within ten minutes, I won't be able to follow him. You two are teachers."

"Pfft!" Some audience members were overjoyed again.

Liu Xun's lines are really funny, not only full of laughter, but also very rhyme.

This is writing a sketch, and you treat it like you are writing limericks!

Hearing this, Sun Yizhou and Zhang Xiaofei's faces turned straight, and their waists twitched, as if they were talking about a slogan, and swore: "Master leads the door, fooling yourself."