Urban Comedy Master

To be honest, under this kind of performance, both of them performed well, their looks and expressions were all in place.

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However, not many people praised the two of them.

Anyone with discernment can see that this is all about Liu Xun's light. If there is no Liu Xun's script lines, the performance of the two will not be so remarkable.

Of course, both of them are newcomers, and there is still room for improvement.

Everyone didn't care about these details, and continued to look down with a strong interest.

Liu Xun carried his hands on his back, nodded and said: "Okay, look at my eyes and act, go in! He is still beautiful!"

Then, sitting in a wheelchair, he deliberately changed his appearance, his hands were stiff, one hand made a seven-character shape, the other hand made a six-character shape, as if it was petrified, and his eyes were extremely scattered, as if A seriously ill patient.

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Sun Yizhou and Zhang Xiaofei pushed the wheelchair and pushed Liu Xun into the anti-flickering consulting company.

Sun Yizhou shouted towards the inside, shouting loudly: "Is Master Li there?"

Hearing the sound, Li Daoming came out and asked, "Ah, who is it? You guys consult..."

He was about to ask a few people what they were doing, when suddenly he saw Liu Xun sitting in a wheelchair, and stopped.

Immediately, he said in a strange tone: "Ah, ah, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, what kind of shape is this? Very chic! Very six plus seven! , how did you end up in this field?"

Speaking of this, Li Daoming's excitement in his heart was finally uncontrollable, he clenched his fists with both hands, and shouted towards the sky with great relief:

"Heaven! Earth, which angel sister gave me this breath! The pig ran into the tree, did you run into the pig? Did you rear-end?"

Finally, Li Daoming turned his head and faced Liu Xun, the excitement on his face was beyond words.

Thousands of viewers laughed knowingly and applauded crazily. There were still many people booing at the scene. In two consecutive shows, Li Daoming was miserable by Liu Xun, and this is finally out. A bad breath! .

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On the spot, there is a lot of laughter!

At this time, Liu Xun changed his gesture to a three-character shape. (.—)

Li Daoming was stunned for a moment, and said angrily, "Why did you change it again?"

Sitting in a wheelchair, Liu Xun said excitedly, "It's been three years, I've missed you!"

Everyone understands that the time period for this show to take place is three years after "Selling Cars".

Hearing this, Li Daoming was unmoved at all, looked at Liu Xun seriously, and said lightly, "Fuck!"

Liu Xun went on to say, "I'm here to repent to you!"

Li Daoming didn't change his face, and said in a flat tone: "Then flicker."

Seeing that he didn't believe him, Liu Xun pointed at Sun Yizhou and Zhang Xiaofei and said, "My apprentice testified at [-]."

The two nodded and said in unison, "Yeah!"

Li Daoming glanced at their master and apprentice three times, and said sarcastically: "I'm here to form a group to fool me, it's not easy, big fool, as long as we kind people are vigilant against you, what will you do? Ah? No Will there be a few brain teasers?"

The more Li Daoming spoke, the more angry he became, and finally he simply remembered the brain teaser that Liu Xun had fooled.

"One monkey on the ground, seven monkeys on the tree, two monkeys and eight monkeys!"

At this time, Liu Xun suddenly interjected: "There may be three monkeys, and there may be nine monkeys."

Hearing this, Li Daoming suddenly changed his face, frowned and asked, "Why has it changed again?"

Liu Xun said softly, "I'm pregnant with a monkey."

In an instant, everyone burst into laughter!Even with two answers, Liu Xun's algorithm can be calculated even by [-] monkeys!

Li Daoming stared at him and said solemnly, "Is it interesting?"

Liu Xun shook his head, with a look of regret and guilt on his face, and said, "It's boring, I'm not at the primary stage of giving you brain teasers, I'm here to apologize to you! The most sorry person in this world is Chef Li."

While talking, he said to Sun Yizhou and Zhang Xiaofei behind him: "What a good person, I often tell you, what do you think I'm fooling him? How honest and honest!"

Li Daoming stood aside and looked at him coldly.

Liu Xun said to him again: "You hit me twice, you can't let go, you scold me twice, you can't open your mouth, so, anyway, you forgive me and come, and if you don't forgive me, you come too, Forgive or not, I came here with sincerity.~)”

When Li Daoming heard this, he was blocked when he was about to do something, and when he was about to open his mouth to curse, he was blocked again.

He could only laugh and say: "Yeah, ah, there's still a pavement!"

Liu Xun saw that his words had no effect at all, and when he rolled his eyes, he changed his strategy.

He said to Sun Yizhou and Zhang Xiaofei behind him, "Help me up!"

The two hurriedly helped him up from the wheelchair.

Li Daoming stood quietly and sarcastically said, "Yah, ah, can you stand up? There's nothing wrong with it! Ah, ah, two steps, two steps."

Liu Xun stood up, staggered forward a few steps, and suddenly came to Li Daoming's side, pulling him tightly.

Immediately, Li Daoming became anxious and shouted: "Ah, is it a fraud? Everyone is watching, it doesn't matter to me if there is an accident! Why do you keep hanging on? You stand up quickly. What's the matter, tell me quickly, okay?"