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Liu Xun pretended to be seriously ill, and Li Daoming was terrified.

Liu Xun pulled him and didn't let go, and said, "Do you want to hear it?"

Li Daoming had no choice but to say, "I want to hear it!"

Liu Xun asked again, "Did you believe it after listening?"

Li Daoming said helplessly: "I will believe you as long as you stand up."

Seeing the scene on the field, everyone felt a sudden shock, thinking secretly, it's over, this Li Daoming is going to be fooled again!

It was even more ridiculous on the Internet.

"Why do I have a bad feeling?"

"Same as above, suddenly, I feel that Teacher Li is in a bad situation!"

"Hey, there are already three of these, and Liu Xun's big fool will succeed again..."

"There's no way, this dude can not only fool his mouth, but also shameless, the chef can't beat him!"

"Anti-flickering consulting company is about to go bankrupt!"

"The most played actor in history!"

"Mr. Li's three-year skill is not enough, where is Liu Xun so powerful?"

"The first one is selling kidnappings, and the second one is selling cars. I just want to know, what is this one for?"

"Haha, I want to know too."

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On the stage, Liu Xun was sure in his heart and said, "You can let go, I can stand up."

Li Daoming quickly pulled his hand away, Liu Xun pretended to stagger a few times, and then he finally stood still and returned to his normal appearance.

Seeing him stand up, Li Daoming said impatiently, "Speak!"

Liu Xun sighed and said in a melancholy tone: "It's a long story, remember that it was the first snow in 2003, a little later than the one in 2002."

Everyone was amused by this line again, the first snow in 2003?Isn't this Nima the lyrics of a song?

Co-author Liu Xun wrote the stalk of the lyrics again!

Judging from the laughter and applause at the scene, this stalk is undoubtedly very effective.

However, Li Daoming on the stage was in a hurry, and urged: "Why are you arranging the lyrics? If you have something to say in 5.3, say it directly!"

Hearing this, Liu Xun took it out in his pocket, as if he was holding something, and then said, "I won't play tricks with you. I'm here to apologize to you today. Is it familiar?"

While talking, he took out a few hundred dollars and a watch from his pocket and handed it to Li Daoming.

Li Daoming held these hundreds of dollars with nostalgia in his eyes, and said uncertainly, "Is this the hundreds of dollars you cheated on me?"

Liu Xun nodded and said, "Nothing moved!"

At this point in the sketch, the plot has already started, and facing Li Daoming who has opened up, can Liu Xun continue to flicker successfully?Everyone couldn't help but feel curious, and at the same time watched with relish. .

Chapter [-]: Something's Not Right! 【For subscription】

Chapter [-] Something's Not Right!

On stage, the sketch continues. .

Li Daoming picked up another watch and said in a slightly choked tone, "Is this watch?"

Liu Xun nodded, and said painfully: "I didn't write a word when I took it in my hand."

At this time, the old things returned to his hands, and Li Daoming felt a little emotional for a while, looked at Liu Xun, and shouted leisurely: "Big brother!"

Liu Xun waved his hand and said sincerely, "We should understand the grievances between the two of us."

As he said, he pointed one finger at the wheelchair he was sitting on just now, and blamed: "And it, it is this wheelchair that has delayed the relationship between the two of us over the past few years. Today I have to smash it in front of you. broken!"

Immediately, he took out a hammer from Zhang Xiaofei's bag and was about to smash it.

Zhang Xiaofei stopped and said, "Master, you can't smash it!"

Sun Yizhou also discouraged: "Master 13, this wheelchair is a testimony of your brother's reconciliation!"

Liu Xun said solemnly, "Don't talk nonsense."

Seeing that he took out the hammer, Sun Yizhou and Zhang Xiaofei both went up to stop him, but Liu Xun pushed them away.

"Don't stop me."

Liu Xun rushed to the front of the wheelchair and was about to smash it with great force when suddenly, Li Daoming stepped forward, grabbed Liu Xun's hand holding the hammer, and said with a moved expression:

"Brother, if you want to smash you, smash me. Brother, you are too sincere. The children are right! It is not only a testimony to our reconciliation, but also a wake-up call for me to avoid being fooled in the future. I have collected it!"

Liu Xun's momentum continued, and he looked like he was about to smash the wheelchair into pieces, and said, "No, how can you keep what the children paid for me to do?"

At this time, Li Daoming snatched the hammer and said anxiously, "How much will it cost me!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone laughed. They still didn't understand. This time, Teacher Li had to be deceived again!

There was a burst of emotion in the live broadcast room.