Urban Pirate World: I am in Zekaido

"Yilin! Fuck you, you immortal! You can't tell right from wrong, you confuse right and wrong, and you only admire the strong~"

Hu Zaoxie put his hands on his waist and cursed.

Mi Youyou outside the door kicked the door madly in incompetence and rage...

On the other side, the Huang Xie Army organization, the largest force among the candidates, is led by the local Tianjiao Huang Xie Army in Jiangcheng. People are nicknamed, hate by gods and ghosts!

It is competing with the Women's Mutual Aid Association led by Bai Qingxu!

"What a hearty battle! Bai Qingxu? I remember you, you can tie with me, not bad!"

The man in bright yellow robes and a sinister face spoke with the proud posture of a superior to Bai Qingxu, who was holding a sword in front of him and fluttering his clothes.

The members of the Huang Xie Army around him guarded the Huang Xie Army like stars and moons.

"The Huang Xie Army led by my Huang Xie Army recognizes you!

I'll give you the lunch boxes for this territory!"

Bai Qingxu sneered, "Are you trying to save face? We are all natural, so it's normal to end up in a tie?"

"If we want the lunch boxes for this territory, we can get them by ourselves. By the way, your fruit is disgusting, and we don't want this place anymore!"

After that, Bai Qingxu led the other girls away with a look of disgust.

"God hates ghosts, it's really well-deserved..." Bai Qingxu shook her head and felt that it was a bit unlucky today.

"Sisters, let's eat less today, just as if we were losing weight."

"Sister Bai~ We sisters are about to vomit after staying with Huang Xie Army for a second!"

"If we had known that we were competing with Huang Xie Army for lunch boxes, we might as well let the lunch boxes rot on the ground..."

Many girls gathered around Bai Qingxu cursed Huang Xie Army, this stupid guy.

"How can there be such a disgusting devil fruit in the world!"

"The user of the natural feces fruit, Huang Xiejun! Everyone says he is a famous genius in Jiangcheng. I really can't stand it and want to vomit."

"By the way, when he eats the devil fruit, does the smell of feces double..."

...

"Brother Huang is so awesome! He just stands there lightly! The smelly power he exudes can defeat the enemy without fighting! So awesome!"

A younger brother pinched his nose and fanned Huang Xiejun!

"Brother Xiejun! Hurry up, the lunch boxes in these rooms can't be wasted. When are we going to eat?"

Someone swallowed and rubbed his dry stomach.

"What's the hurry? The five shadows haven't come back yet." Huang Xiejun sat on the chair brought by his men, smoking a cigar and blowing out yellow smoke rings from time to time.

"Brother, can't we leave a few lunch boxes for the five shadows?"

Huang Xiejun saw that everyone was looking hungry and thirsty, and thought that he was indeed hungry.

"Then let's eat first!"

Huang Xiejun shouted to his butler, "Butler, I'm hungry! What shall we eat today!"

Not far away, a sweaty man in a tuxedo ran over with a silver plate.

"Here I come, young master, you are blessed today. I made all your favorite dishes!"

The butler in the tuxedo lifted the lid of the dish, revealing a dazzling golden dish.

"Dangdangdang~ Today we make high-grade yellow feces with loose beef, and the dessert cake is the carbon dioxide of the rat brother, which melts in your mouth~"

The god-hating and ghost-hating Huang Xiejun tasted a piece of beef and took a bite of cake.

"It's so delicious, butler, you should have a bite too!"

The butler in the tuxedo waved his hand, "No, no..."

"Have a bite, butler. It's not easy for you to cook for me. How can an excellent chef not eat his own food?"

"Uh~ I'm just a butler. And that~ I've eaten~ How can a small butler like me enjoy such delicacies?"

The butler was sweating profusely. He felt a sense of oppression that being with the emperor was like being with a tiger. It's you who likes to eat that, not me. I'm just a poor and helpless butler...

"Okay, butler, you always know the times. Don't dream of things you can't get."

Huang Xiejun ate a large piece of beef with sauce, and the corners of his mouth turned yellow...

"By the way, butler, tomorrow I want to eat Jiuzhuan pig intestines, and keep its original flavor!"

"Okay, young master, I promise to keep the original flavor~"

Huang Xiejun, Jiangcheng's leading top genius, was one of the most handsome men in Jiangcheng before he got the fruit, and the school's most handsome man.

He and Mi Youyou were once called the most beautiful school beauties in Jiangcheng.

Unfortunately, after getting the fruit, he and Mi Youyou both fell from the altar.

One was called a dog-licking school beauties, and the other was hated by gods and ghosts...

The big and small members of the Huang Xie Army around him were holding lunch boxes and smelling the stench of shit and working!

Do they like this? It's not that someone made the Huang Xie Army strong enough, and following him can guarantee their survival!

Yang Fan, a member of the Huang Xie Army, had a bit of bad luck,When he opened the lunch box in his hand, there was a big onion, a whole piece of boiled chicken breast with original flavor, a bottle of mustard, a broccoli, a garlic and a bunch of coriander...

There was no oil or water in the lunch box, and Yang Fan felt like he was going to break.

He tried to pick up the raw onion and took a bite.

"Ugh~" The pungent smell rushed straight to Yang Fan's head, and he felt nauseous and sick.

But he swallowed it hard to hold back the nausea, and at the same time, a snap!

He gave himself a big sinus! "Ah! Let the brain see who is the real owner of the body!"

After that, Yang Fan wrapped the garlic, onion, coriander and broccoli with boiled chicken pieces and forced them into his mouth!

"Ugh~" Yang Fan vomited and chewed frantically, and his entire mouth and nostrils were filled with pungent, disgusting and nauseating smells.

"Swallow it down your throat! Swallow it for me~"

Yang Fan's muscles were controlling his brain, and he was forcing the red stone...

"Ugh~ I'm sorry, I made a mistake~"

Finally, Yang Fan couldn't resist his instinct and vomited up to the sky. A mixture of acid water and chewed onion food sprayed out, and a few corianders popped out of his nose like flowers scattered by a fairy...

The companions around him supported Yang Fan, who was about to fall, his eyes rolled back, and foamed at the mouth with a sad face.

"Brother! Swallow it, swallow it quickly! You will starve to death if you don't eat!"

"Ugh~ Brothers, I'm afraid I can't hold it anymore~"

Yang Fan struggled to speak, vomiting as he spoke.

The brothers beside him wiped off the paste sprayed on his face.

"No, brother, Nezha has three heads and six arms, but you, my friend, have only one head and two arms!"

"Don't give up, brother. Didn't you say that you wanted to let your brain know who is the real owner of the body? Can't you swallow this disgusting thing?"

"Then I'll give you this lunch?" Yang Fan said with difficulty.

"Brother, I'm kindly comforting you, don't repay kindness with enmity..."

"Yang Fan, be energetic, don't lose face! You are great! A tough guy with iron bones! Our boss has eaten feces, what else can't you swallow?"

"Yes, Yang Fan, tell me, tell me that you want to live~"

Puff!

Yang Fan spits out a colorful fountain~

"Oh, it's so disgusting, I can't eat after watching it!"

The Huang Xie army on the side felt very disgusted when they saw this scene, and quickly asked someone to pull Yang Fan away.

After eating the feces-feces fruit, he does not feel disgusted when he sees feces, but instead finds the smell of feces fragrant...

This is already a change in cognition.

"Not good~ Not good~"

The five shadows all came with injuries, running in a hurry, and cried that they were robbed by the men of the famous Azure Dragon Jiang Chen.

"How unreasonable!"

Huang Xiejun suddenly turned the food upside down on the table.

"Jiang Chen! He dared to mess with me before I even found him! He is just a man who seeks fame and reputation, with nothing but a reputation!

What kind of Dongxi is he!"

"Yes, big brother!" The five shadows wiped off the food residue that splashed on their faces and continued to exaggerate.

"His subordinate Ren Qianxing is even worse. He robbed 54 lunch boxes by himself! He is a pig and eats so much! He is simply a bastard among bastards! He is even more arrogant than his master Jiang Chen!

He is slapping us in the face, and this is clearly slapping your face, big brother~"