Urban Pirate World: I am in Zekaido

"Ahhh! I'm so angry! Even Jiang Chen's lackeys dare to bully my Huang Xie Army!

I will make Jiang Chen look bad!"

Huang Xie Army was so angry that he couldn't eat.

"Yes, big brother, it's because he didn't meet big brother, otherwise he wouldn't be the top of the Tianjiao list. If it weren't for everyone's prejudice against your fruit, you should be the top of the list!"

"Jiang Chen is a nobody, a person who seeks fame and reputation, a person who sells his head for a living, we are all students, it's just that we are famous, who is afraid of whom! If you ask me, big brother Huang is invincible!

Big brother Huang holds a halberd, Wuying holds a spear, who in the world can stop him? Who can stop him! Little Anzhou champion big brother Huang is in control!"

Wuying and a group of people started to make a fuss, and Huang Xie Army was praised to the sky.

"Hiss~ There is no false reputation under a great reputation. Jiang Chen is probably not an easy person to deal with. Isn't it a bit too hurtful for us to belittle him like this?"

The man in a tuxedo who is the butler and chef on the other side spoke.

"Beat your mother's head!"

Huang Xiejun picked up the shit basin, no, it was the food basin and smashed the butler's head.

"Brothers, pick up your weapons. Let's let Jiang Chen ask around today to see who is the big daddy in this area!"

"That's right, I'm his daddy!"

Huang Xiejun enjoys the admiration of people around him. This feeling has never been felt since he obtained the devil fruit.

Huang Xiejun's heart swelled up, and he ordered the five shadows, "Bring my Fang Tianma and Chitu Ji!"

"Brother Xiejun, you are so handsome. With the Chitu Ji and Fang Tianma in your hands, stabbing Jiang Chen to death is as easy as eating shit!"

Madou bent over and flirted.

"Madou, I need your help, just like a suppository for the buttocks and a chamber pot for the urine!"

Madou and the other five shadows were also moved to hold the hands of Huang Xiejun. "We five shadows will follow Brother Huang in this life and lead by example to build achievements!

Jiang Chen and his group of Sima stuff have occupied so many lunch boxes, and they eat one and throw one away!

Brother Huang, you hold the Red Hare Halberd and ride the second-level monster Fang Tianma! You will definitely kill Jiang Chen! From now on, you will be the first on the Yilin Tianjiao list!

Save us and all the candidates trapped here, you are a great hero!"

Madou raised a thumb.

"From now on, we will call you the top of the Huangbang~"

"Ah~ It's just an empty name. I, Huang Xiejun, never covet fame."

"Xiejun champion?"

"Huh~" Huang Xiejun pursed his lips and looked very happy. (Lv Bu's face is full of enjoyment.jpg.)

This is the taste, just

"The day before tomorrow, that is, yesterday, I observed the sky at night and found that after dark.

The sky is not bright, so we can infer that Jiang Chen, the idiot, must have spent the whole night last night, and he must be listless now.

This is our good opportunity, it's easy to kill Jiang Chen!

As the saying goes, when the enemy retreats, I advance, and when the enemy is tired, I attack!"

Xingkong on the side also came to interject.

"That makes sense, Xingkong, good job, very energetic, not losing face! Astronomy is good! The name is as good as the person!" Huang Xiejun and the other five shadows nodded one after another, thinking seriously.

The butler who fell to the ground on the side looked desperate, not that you want to hear what nonsense you say, I don't think I have hidden poison in my shit and put it in Huang Xiejun's food.

Did you five shadows eat too much because he ate too much? I really want to open your heads and see if you six people can put together a pig brain...

Soon, the Huangxie Army was ready to go, wearing bright yellow battle robes, holding ferocious and domineering red rabbit halberds, and riding yellow and white majestic Fang Tianma!

For a moment, it was like a domineering overlord and a mighty god!

"Go to war! Ask for Jiang!"

............

In the evening, Jiang Chen was having dinner with his brothers.

"What the hell, is this a bun? I ask you, is this a bun!"

Jiang Chen opened a lunch box, which contained five crab roe buns. Jiang Chen tore open the bun skin and slowly crawled out four or five small crabs. Yes, they were alive.

"Brother, don't say it, or I'll give you this?" Cheng Dongqing held up the five-nut mooncakes and fried bullfrog with skin in his hand.

"Throw it away, change to the next one!" Jiang Chen threw the live crab buns in his hand and Cheng Dongqing's five-nut mooncakes and fried bullfrog with skin into the trash can.

"Yeah, I found a treasure, Xiaoganma spicy sauce with steamed buns!" Zhang Wei excitedly picked out the edible ones from a pile of lunch boxes.

"My lunch box contains bananas and red dates..."

Gu Qingying held her lunch box in her hand with an indescribable expression. .

"I didn't expect there were so many normal foods. Let me try them." Cheng Dongqing reached out and took a banana and a date and threw them into his mouth.

He actually wanted to grab the bread, but Zhang Wei discovered his plot in advance and protected it tightly."Don't..." Gu Qingying didn't have time to stop him. She wanted to say that bananas and dates tasted like devil fruits.

Cheng Dongqing's face turned liver-colored and he forced himself to swallow the food. "Wuhu, it tastes great. Lao Da, you should have one too. It tastes fruity."

"I know what devil fruits taste like." Jiang Chen shook his head. He had tried this thing a long time ago. The little trick was ridiculous.

"But this banana is good. I'll take one."

Jiang Chen picked up something from more than a dozen lunch boxes, and it was considered something that could be eaten.

"If most of the lunch boxes are unpalatable, wouldn't this force the candidates to kill each other?"

The daily fixed lunch boxes forced people to starve in terms of quantity, and there were many dark dishes in the lunch boxes that were difficult to swallow. This forced the candidates to snatch other people's food to increase their choices.

And those who couldn't get lunch boxes and couldn't eat enough could only endure hunger at night while being harassed by the powerful bewitching power of the monsters outside the door. If this continued, their spirits would surely collapse.

"This is simply too terrible."

Everyone sighed.

For this meal, they had wasted hundreds of lunch boxes just to pick out the food that suited their appetite.

Jiang Chen picked and chose to match a fairly delicious dinner. He was eating happily when he suddenly sniffed, "Where does the stench come from? Cheng Dongqing, did you poop in your pocket?"

"Lao Da, you pooped in your pocket! But there is indeed a smell, oh my, it's getting stronger!"

Everyone put down their bowls and chopsticks, "Fuck, it's the smell of toilet feces!"

Lü Zibu shouted, "Who blew up the sewer?"

The ground was shaking constantly, and the water in the cup on Jiang Chen's table was shaking constantly, forming circles of ripples.

"Who knows that every grain of rice on the plate is the result of hard work? You seven robbers actually opened hundreds of boxed lunches! You beasts!"

A man with a domineering aura and a smell of shit was seen standing tall and strong, holding a long spear with a lovely domineering aura, leading a large number of candidates to block Jiang Chen and others!

"The prison has solved the case. The smell came from this man. Didn't you take a bath in a septic tank?"

Cheng Dongqing covered his nose with disgust. The omnipresent stench made him wonder whether to breathe through his nose or mouth...