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Qin Yi’s IPHone6S was struck by lightning and strayed into the heavenly fairy group, the Marvel hero group, the Naruto group, and the trainee group...

From then on, the red envelopes of God of Wealth, Thor's hammer, Sasuke's writing round eyes, and Cai Kun Kun's basketball skills... all came into Qin Yi's pocket!

As a businessman in Ten Thousand Realms, Qin Yi is also the strongest scalper!

The Jade Emperor: I want to drink Moutai~ Qin Yi: Yes, get the Nine Dragon Cup!Tony Stark: Qin, I need a soul-recovering pill!

Qin Yi: Good to say~ When you are resurrected, you have to give me a set of Iron Man armor and Lamborghini!

Barefoot Fairy: Brother Qin, it's cold. Last time you promised my Nike shoes...

Qin Yi: First bring the invisibility charm, and then privately send me the shoe size.

Tsunade: When will Chanel's bags arrive?Qin Yi: First send me a picture of the private bathing room in the hot spring.

Cai Kun Kun: Chicken, you are too beautiful~ Qin Yi: First... Get out!

Chapter 1 [Group Leader] The Jade Emperor@

Qin Yi returned to the dormitory, looking lonely.

The thunder and rain outside the window was exactly the same as his horrible mood.

Just now, Qin Yi was dumped by his girlfriend Song Feifei and got in a rich second-generation Audi car.

Sitting on the bed in the dormitory, Qin Yi took out the mobile phone with a broken screen.This is an IPHone6s. He did odd jobs for a month and saved money to buy it as a birthday gift for Song Feifei.

Just fifteen minutes ago, in the coffee shop outside the school, Song Feifei dropped the phone to the ground and took out the limited edition IPHone11 given by the rich second generation and dangled in front of Qin Yi.

"IPHone6s? What garbage phone, how many years ago it is! Also, look at my bag, Chanel summer new style is good, can you buy it for me? Qin Yi, we are not suitable, you are not good for me." Song Feifei The words kept echoing in Qin Yi's mind.

Qin Yi didn't expect that his girlfriend, who had been talking for three years, would actually get involved with a big-bellied bald uncle for money.

"If you want to live a good life, you have to have a little green on your head..." Qin Yi laughed to himself, opened the window, and prepared to throw IPHone6s out.

Because what was thrown out was not only the mobile phone, but also the memories of him and the woman who worshipped gold for three years.

But when the window was opened, a bolt of lightning fell from the sky and flooded into the IPHone 6S with a broken screen!

"Fuck Nima!"

Qin Yi was so scared that his phone fell under his feet.

That's right, the mobile phone in Qin Yi's hand was struck by lightning just now!

But Qin Yi was unscathed!

Qin Yi calmed down and picked up the phone on the ground.

"I wipe it!"

Qin Yi was shocked, because somehow, the original broken screen of the phone healed automatically and became brand new.

Then, the phone screen suddenly turned on and turned on automatically!

Qin Yi was confused and stared at the phone screen.

When the main interface was displayed on the screen, Qin Yi was stunned!

I saw on the screen, the background was floating white clouds, in the white clouds was a magnificent golden gate!

On the door plaque, three big characters were written impressively-Nantian Gate!

"What the hell? IPHone also engages in an oriental mythological theme system?!!!"

Soon the loading bar under the interface was read, and five software appeared on the phone screen:

Heavenly Fairy Group

Private buddy

Heavenly Mission

Personal warehouse

Jumbo Loft

With a dazed expression on his face, Qin Yi clicked on the first software "Heavenly Court Fairy Group".

After entering the group chat, the interface is the same as social software in the world.

But the chat content in the group made Qin Yi stunned!

Yang Jian: I just came back from the Demon Realm and killed two monsters and received two thousand merit points!

Nezha: I can't help my fate, it's a devil or an immortal, I just say it!

"Nezha withdrew a message"

Nezha: I’m sorry to send to the wrong group. I was chatting with Ao Bing in private just now (blushing emoji)

Chang'e: Yang Jian's brother is great, he made so much, can you buy some snacks for my jade rabbit, such as Tianyun grass!

Yang Jian: Good talk, good talk

Barefoot Fairy: As for Lu Dongbin and Taibai Jinxing, why don’t they give out red envelopes recently?

Giant Spiritual God: Damn, Jiu Tian Xuannv rejected my confession!

Weaver Girl: Nonsense, you look like an orphan~

Huo De Xingjun: Everyone, excuse me, I am in the latrine at the east foot of the Queen Mother Pond, who will send me some toilet paper...

The corners of Qin Yi's mouth twitched. From such a nonsensical conversation, he felt that this was a prank by a mobile phone developer!

But the group alert sounded again.

Taibai Jinxing: Cough cough, Lu Dongbin was bitten by a snarling dog yesterday, and today let me give him a red envelope for joy.

Yang Jian: It’s my goddamn son (emoticon pack for life-saving dog head)

Taibaijinxing: Not much to say, I'm going to send a red envelope!

Qin Yi suddenly became energetic. Although he thought it was a prank by the developer, when he heard the red envelope, the human nature was revealed!

In the next second, a red envelope rain appeared on the screen!

Qin Yi clicked the screen frantically with two thumbs, but the red envelope rain was so fast that he always missed the click!

The screen again showed that many gods had received red envelopes.

Chang'e: I won the Phoenix Cloud Sleeve Shirt, and finally got a new dress!

Barefoot Immortal: Damn, I won a pair of cloth shoes of the same style as the general rolling shutter. What use is it for me to use these broken shoes!

Yang Jian: Uh, mine is body tempering dog food, which can increase the cultivation base of my snarling dog for a thousand years, not bad...

Qin Yi saw that everyone had grabbed the red envelopes, he was a little unwilling, and continued to frantically click the red envelope rain on the screen.

At this time, Lei Gong suddenly bubbled!

Lei Gong: It's not good, it's not good, my lightning strikes the wrong place just now and accidentally pulled a mortal mortal into our group of gods!

Then, the group leader appeared!!!

[Group leader] The Jade Emperor: Lei Gong, how are you doing things?If this month's performance appraisal fails to meet the target, you should resign and let Lei Zhenzi replace your position!

Lei Gong: The Jade Emperor calms down and I will kick that person out of the group!

As soon as Lei Gong finished this sentence, Qin Yi grabbed the red envelope!

A message appeared in the group: The mortal Qin Yi grabbed the red envelope, obtained the pill of wealth, and became the king of luck.

For a while, the whole group was silent!

Qin Yi was also stunned, but he didn't pay much attention, thinking that the phone was just a product of a developer's spoof.

Lei Gong: @, it turns out that you are a mortal who was pulled in by mistake!

Mortal Qin Yi: Hehehe, your system software is pretty wicked. How about playing with him?!(Sneer emoji)

[Group Master] The Jade Emperor: Bold, you are a common man, you dare to provoke the majesty of my heaven, don't you put me in your eyes?!

Qin Yi: Uh... The Jade Emperor, right? I know I know... You were beaten by a monkey!(Picking nose emoji package)

[Group Master] The Jade Emperor: Daring Qin Yi, he dared to insult me, believe it or not, let Hades cross your name from the book of life and death!

Qin Yi: You were beaten by a monkey (picking nostril expression pack)

[Group leader] The Jade Emperor: Hey, my temper!

Chang'e: The Jade Emperor calmed down his anger. This mortal was accidentally pulled in by Lei Gong, so he didn't believe that you were the Jade Emperor, so he didn't really offend.

Yang Jian: I think Fairy Chang'e is right. Replace this kid with me. Maybe I don't believe that all the fairies in this group are genuine fairies.

The corners of Qin Yi's mouth twitched, and he thought, "Wori, you are really drunk for a system to do such a serious prank!"

[Group leader] The Jade Emperor: What all Aiqing said is that he is a common man, and it is normal not to believe...Lei Gong, prove to this person whether we are gods!

Qin Yi: Oh, how do you prove it?Do you want me to recharge 998 and sign in for the event?I really convinced you MLM software, are all boring?!

"Boom!"

In the next second, a cloud of thunder fell from the sky, passed through the window, and struck Qin Yi's heel!

Qin Yi was taken aback and fell directly to the ground, and then a few successive flashes of lightning rushed into the window again, giving the shivering Qin Yi a body stroke!

"I'm a tired mother, this won't really be a group of gods!"

Qin Yi's face was pale and immediately picked up the phone.

Lei Gong: Ordinary, are you credible now?

Qin Yi suppressed the panic and excitement in his heart and tapped the keyboard with trembling fingers.

Mortal Qin Yi: @Jade Emperor, Jade Emperor, I was wrong, but I really didn't mean to offend!I'm an ordinary person, and it's really hard to believe in such a thing!(Kneeling emoticon pack)

[Group Lord] The Jade Emperor: That’s all, I am the nine-five god of the heavens, and I won’t care about you as a mortal... Too good old gentleman, kick him out of the group.

[Administrator] Taishang Laojun: Wait a minute, Jade Emperor!Just now the Weichen divination stars, deduced the sun and the moon, and found that this mortal accidentally entered the group by chance, it is a sign of great auspiciousness, so I asked the Jade Emperor to think twice.

For a time, the group exploded!

Heavenly King Tota Li: What about God, the last time our great auspicious omen in the heavens was 10 million years ago, when Sun Dasheng was crushed on Wuzhi Mountain!

Fight against the Buddha: Lao Li, can you not help mentioning what happened back then, my grandson is now correcting evil, okay!

Chang'e: Great Omen?It's been a long time...

Barefoot Immortal: My beriberi was healed last time.

Under the divergent opinions, the Jade Emperor hesitated.

[Group leader] The Jade Emperor: Taishang Laojun, what you said is true?Wouldn't it be getting older and divination degraded?!(Wiping sweat emoji)

[Administrator] Taishang Laojun: Doesn't the Jade Emperor believe in the business ability of Wechen?

[Group leader] Jade Emperor: Queen Mother, what do you think?

[Deputy Group Master] Queen Mother Empress: The Jade Emperor, Taishang Laojun can't make mistakes, and this is the first time we have been mistaken by a mortal in the 80 million years since we founded the group. I think this is indeed the relationship between fate and cause and effect.

Chapter 2 Grab a red envelope and give toilet paper to Huo Dexing

The group was quiet for a while, Qin Yi was a little flustered, he felt a mass of paste in his head now.

Shenxian, a vocabulary that originally appeared only in fantasy novels, movies, and TV series, is now separated from oneself by a screen.

There was a tendency, and news appeared in the group.

[Group leader] The Jade Emperor: Since the Queen Mother said so, let this mortal stay.

Qin Yi was so excited that he was able to stay in this group of gods!

Mortal Qin Yi: Thank you Yudi, I will never say that you were beaten by a monkey again!