Wanjie chat group

[Group leader] The Jade Emperor: @, bring me the Nine Dragon Sword, I am going to cut this stuff!

[Administrator] Taishang Laojun: Jade Emperor, having said that, Qin Yi is a mortal, and now he has entered our heavenly immortal group. How should we locate his identity?

Taibaijinxing: This is really a difficult problem. Tell him to be immortal. After all, he is a mortal. This is not appropriate, but how do we call this kid in the future?Should he call him a mortal?

Qin Yi did not dare to speak, and quietly followed the group news.

At this time, the Queen Mother had an idea.

[Deputy Group Master] Queen Mother Empress: Let’s do this, the Jade Emperor, the mortal Qin Yi strayed into my heavenly immortal group to communicate between the heaven and the human world, so he named him an angelic person. It is good that my heaven sent a correspondent to connect the two worlds.

Next, a group of flatterers went online!

Taibai Venus: The Queen Mother is wise!

Chang'e: The Queen Mother is wise!

Yang Jian: The Queen Mother is wise!

...

Qin Yi couldn't laugh or cry, "Angel-savvy? This name sounds so real and high!!!"

[Group leader] The Jade Emperor: Okay, just follow the lesson of the queen mother and empress.@, do you have any objections?

Mortal Qin Yi: No, no, thank the Queen Mother for giving her name (smirking emoticon pack)

"Mortal Qin Yi changed his nickname to the Angel"

Qin Yi saw that his group of business cards turned into angels.

[Group leader] The Jade Emperor: Okay, I'm going to accompany the Queen Mother for a walk. Let's talk.

Then all the online gods sent "Gong Yu Di and Queen Mother", and Qin Yi also sent a sentence.

Then, the group became lively again:

Zhang Guolao: [Notice of Missing Person] This immortal's donkey was lost in the Jinshahe area yesterday. Please contact me as soon as possible if you see the immortal friends.

Mo Lihong: Due to an urgent matter at home, 80% of the new jasper pipa is eager to sell, the price is private chat, if you are the one!

King Tota: Who has the registration form for the youth fairy training class? My third child's academic performance has plummeted recently, so please plant grass!

Nezha: Father, can you give me some freedom!

King Tota: Asshole, I can't help you!

Giant Spirit God: Nantianmen recruits a guard, five insurances and one gold, weekends and holidays, year-end prize rewards a jade crystal pill!

...

Qin Yi's phone screen was quickly overwhelmed by the messy news of these gods.

"My God, these unscrupulous guys are actually gods?!!!"

No matter how unbelievable, the facts are in front of you.

As an angelic person, neither person nor immortal, Qin Yi dared not bubble up, and it was only for a while, everyone seemed to have forgotten him.

After all, not a person in a circle.

"[Administrator] Taishang Laojun initiated a ban on all members!"

The group suddenly became quiet.

[Administrator] Taishang Laojun@All members, everybody, how many times have I said that this is a friendly exchange group that talks about civilization and builds a new style. Don't spread small advertisements and worthless information in the group.

@, your donkey and my cow are getting dry, come and take it away quickly!

@, don't buy your broken pipa, go home and play cotton!

@, don’t force yourself to learn things, cram school will kill the child’s nature!

...

After the Taishang Laojun responded one by one, he lifted the ban on all members.

The group has indeed calmed down, and it can be seen that Taishang Laojun is in the fairy group with a high status, otherwise he would not sit in the position of administrator.

God of Wealth: Where is everyone here?

The appearance of the God of Wealth suddenly made the group come alive!

Chang'e: Brother Caishen, you are finally online, and my rabbit’s food expenses are counting on your red envelope to last until the end of the month!

Clairvoyance: Great God of Wealth, hurry up and send a red envelope. After work, Shunfenger and I will go to the restaurant!

Fighting God Buddha: Old man, hurry up and send out red envelopes. My grandson will go to Guanyin with my master in a while, I have to make a decent door-to-door ceremony...

Under the expectation of the immortals, the God of Wealth spoke.

God of Wealth: Okay, then I am going to give out red envelopes. If you miss this village, there will be no shop!

Qin Yi became excited at once, put his two thumbs on the screen, and waited.

At this time, the door of the dormitory opened and a fat man walked in. He was Liu Zhuang, Qin Yi's roommate and best friend.

"Brother Yi, what are you doing, watching your phone so fascinated?"

"Grab the red envelope!"

"Red envelope, what kind of red envelope, take me one!"

"In the group of gods, the red envelope rain from the God of Fortune!"

"..."

Liu Zhuang rolled his eyes, looked at Qin Yi's back, and sighed, "Oh, good brother, I will take you to the psychiatric department when I collect enough money, buddy!"

Qin Yi was fully focused at this time, and the next second, the red envelope rain started!

"I'll join in, I'll make a little bit..."

Qin Yi was mad at the screen!

Taibai Venus gets 20 merit points

Barefoot Immortal gets 12 merit points

Chang'e gains 0.5 merit

Yang Jian gets 132 merit points

Weaver Girl gains 6 merit points

...

Qin Yi sweated profusely, robbed it for a long time, but hadn't grabbed it yet.

However, persistence is victory, and Qin Huai finally got a red envelope!

Angels gain 5 merit points

"Yes!"

Qin Huai jumped up excitedly, but quickly calmed down, because he didn't even know what merit was for!

"The group red envelopes have been received, and Huo De Xingjun becomes the king of luck."

The gods in the group are all Ai Tehuo De Xingjun, because the tradition of the group is that the king of luck will send another red envelope to help.

Huo De Xingjun: It's okay to send red envelopes to cheer up, but who can come to the toilet at the east side of Queen Mother Pond and send me some paper, my legs are numb!(Crying emoji pack)

The group became quiet again, and all the gods seemed to be busy with their own affairs.

Qin Yi arrived at the first time and felt that a good relationship with the gods was the top priority, so he quit the group chat and clicked to enter the "Private Friends" interface.

Sure enough, the private friend interface is empty, and there are only three friend columns.

This shows that with Qin Yi's current level, he can only add three friends.

Qin Yi did not hesitate to enter Huo De Xingjun in the search bar.

Click to apply for a friend, Qin Yi entered a greeting: Hello, I am a newcomer with angels, please advise.

"Ding!"

Soon, the screen displayed "You and Huo De Xingjun have become friends, start chatting".

Qin Yi started typing.

Angels: Hello, Xianjun (smile emoticon pack)

Huo De Xingjun: What a good thing, this immortal is still trapped in the toilet, and none of them came to give me papers (Cry Emoticon Pack Sanlian)

Angel passer: Well, I can send you paper to Xianjun.

Huo De Xingjun: Good brother, I thank you!

Qin Yi scratched his head, took the toilet paper beside the bed, and continued typing.

Angel: But I am a mortal, I am in the mortal realm, how can I send you to the sky?

Huo De Xingjun: Idiot, you click on the plus sign in the upper right corner of our dialog box, and then you can send it to me by scanning it!

Qin Yi felt novel, so he clicked on the plus sign in the upper right corner of the dialog box.

Sure enough, the scan function is turned on.

Qin Yi pointed the camera at the toilet paper in his hand.

"Wow~"

The toilet paper suddenly turned into a golden light and flooded into the phone.

The interface of the phone also automatically jumped, returning to the dialog with Huo De Xingjun.

"Huode Xingjun successfully received a roll of [Qingfeng brand toilet paper]"

Qin Yi stared at the screen, dumbfounding.

For a moment, a message alert sounded.

Huo De Xingjun: My little brother, thanks, Benxian finally came out of the toilet!(Shuang emoji pack three in a row)

Angels: The toilet paper of the common world, what is the habit of Xianjun?

Huo De Xingjun: It's so comfortable, it's soft and silky. The problem is that it doesn't stab the butt. Very good, very good!

Angels: (smile emoticon package)

Huo De Xingjun: Who knows angels, this immortal is a loyal immortal official. If you save me in the latrine today, I should naturally give you a gift!

Angels: It’s a trivial matter. It’s an honor to be able to help Xianjun.

Although Qin Yi's typing was so polite, he was happy.

Huo De Xingjun: There are countless rare and precious treasures in this Immortal Monarch's mansion, but you don't have a fairy book and cultivation base, so it is useless to give you.In this way, this immortal will give you a body tempering pill, which should be helpful to your life in the mortal world.

The next second, "Huo De Xingjun sent you a [Body Tempering Pill], please receive it."

Chapter 3 Chang'e is verified by your friends

Qin Yi decisively accepted it, for fear that Huo De Xingjun would withdraw.

"Successfully received a [Body Tempering Pill] and it has been deposited in the personal warehouse"

Qin Yi was very excited and thanked him immediately.

Angel passer: Xianjun, thank you very much, Xiaoshi

Huo De Xingjun: You are welcome.Benxian is going to play a chess game with Shui Dexingjun, let's talk back.

Angels: 886 (bye bye emoji package)

After exiting the dialog with Huo De Xingjun, Qin Yi immediately clicked to enter the personal warehouse interface.

The personal warehouse is composed of many small squares, which is very similar to the warehouse interface of most games.

There were only two items in the warehouse, so it seemed empty.

These two items are the "Jucai Pill", which was the first red envelope to grab Taibai Jinxing, and the "Body Tempering Pill" given by Huo De Xingjun.