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"You~what is this artifact in your hand?!" Zhen Yuanzi asked curiously.

With a sneer on his face, Qin Yi said impassionedly in his accent: "One dollar per second is 999, and the equipment explodes 666! Click to send the Dragon Sword Sword, and the brothers come and slash me!"

"The Dragon Slayer Sword?"

Zhen Yuanzi frowned. He had never heard of such a treasure in the heavens.

After regaining his senses, Zhen Yuanzi was so angry that he blew his beard and stared, blushing, and roared, "Presumptuous! How dare I cut the roof of my Wuzhuang Temple? Do you regard me as a palace where you can go wild? !!!"

Qin Yi dismissed it, faintly said: "Old Zhenyuan, I urge you to be kind and speak well. If you still talk to this general in such a pretentious tone, don't blame me for cutting your five villages to the ground! "

Zhen Yuanzi is a spoiled violent temper. After all, in the Three Realms, no one dares to provoke him, so he is furious. "General Qin, apart from Qitian Great Sage, you are the only one who dares to stray wildly in a poor place. Coming here today, I am going to teach you a lesson, so that you, a young little one, will have a long memory!"

As soon as the voice fell, Zhen Yuanzi chanted a spell, and the surrounding violent wind burst, and the majestic fairy spirit enveloped the entire Wuzhuang Temple.

Qin Yi narrowed his eyes and couldn't help but sneer.This town Yuanzi actually dared to play seriously with him, and if you ask the Three Realms and Six Dao, it is estimated that there is only this reckless man.

"Thunder can't cover your ears and jingle~ anxious like a law~ sickness!"

After chanting the spell, the whisk in Zhen Yuanzi's hand glowed golden.

"Shoo!!!!"

The ten thousand strands of green silk whisked into the dust suddenly grew longer, like a big net, overwhelming Qin Yi!

Qin Yi stood there without any dodge, and was naturally tied up by thousands of dusted wool, like a bloated silkworm pupa, with only one head exposed.

Zhen Yuanzi laughed wildly, and mocked: "Haha~what the best god in the world, embroidered pillows!"

Qin Yijian frowned slightly, and for the first time someone said he was an embroidered pillow.It can be seen that after Zhen Yuanzi relied on his seniority and ginseng fruit to sit firmly in the position of the ancestor of the earth fairy, he has already floated, and there is no one to teach him!

"I wipe it~ why is it getting tighter?"

Qin Yi suddenly discovered that the thousands of dusty silks that bound him were tightened tighter and tighter, making the egg hurt.

"Hahaha~" At this time, Zhen Yuanzi stroked his white beard and arrogantly said: "General Qin, poor Tao persuades you not to struggle, my Tiangang dusted hair is taken from the peacock eagle, and The nets of heaven and earth are made of the same material. The more you struggle, the tighter the entanglement!"

"Dapeng Diao? Fuck, isn't it Diao Mao?!" Qin Yi suddenly felt a chill.

Zhen Yuanzi looked arrogant, and continued arrogantly: "General Qin, since you are the celebrity beside the Jade Emperor, you only need to apologize and compensate for the economic losses of my five villages, and this matter is over. ."

"Apologize? Haha!"

Qin Yi couldn't laugh or cry, a mere immortal made him Qin Xiudi apologize?!

"Bad old man, originally I wanted to calm down and chat with you, but since you are pretending to be addicted, then I will give you a good lesson today!"

After that, a powerful and wild force broke out in Qin Yi's body!

Immediately after hearing a loud "bang", the dusty hairs that bound Qin Yi burst directly, turning into countless vellus hairs, falling down from the mid-air, like a goddess scattered flowers.

Zhen Yuanzi was shocked, his lips trembled, "You~you can break free...Ouch, the old man's Tiangang is dusting!"

Qin Yi looked at Zhen Yuanzi, who was squatting on the ground, holding the bald Fuchen with moist eyes and a heart like a knife, and couldn't help laughing.

"Old Zhenyuan, you just blew, is your whisk made of sculpted hair... That's it? Nothing!" Qin Yi said with contempt, holding his arms.

The roof of Wuzhuang Temple was cut, and the beloved Tiangang was wiped out. Zhen Yuanzi suddenly became furious and glared, "Smelly boy, poor Dao is the ancestor of the immortal, you actually..."

"Hehe, what a bullshit ancestor of the immortal, count as a ball! You know that within the Three Realms and Six Paths, no one dares to yell at Emperor Ben Xiu?"

Qin Yi interrupted Zhen Yuanzi's words directly, and the color in the depths of his pupils became icy, and the bad old man in front of him was really too arrogant and he must be cured!

"Old Zhenyuan, I just said that, if you talk to me in a pretending tone, I will cut your place to the ground."

Zhen Yuanzi was furious, and a powerful aura rose from her body, "Young people are really not ashamed!"

A wicked smile evoked at the corner of Qin Yi's mouth, and he extracted the [Snow Mastiff Armor Summoner] from the Ten Thousand Realms mobile phone.

"Old Zhenyuan, my Qin Yi's forbearance has always done what I say!"

The next second, Qin Yi turned on the summoner, "Snow Mastiff armor, fit!"

At the same time, Qin Yi also played the BGM of "Armor Warrior" on his mobile phone.

In the bloody background music, Qin Yi and Xue Mastiff's armor have completed their integration and become the Xue Mastiff!

Zhen Yuanzi looked dazed, "This~ what kind of strange technique is this?"

Qin Yi twisted the switch on the side of his belt, took out the thunder-shaking axe, and said in a low voice, "Bad old man, I said that I want to flatten your view of five villages, so I will never break my promise!"

"The thunder-shaking axe, the thunder-shaking, cutting the post, breaking the evil, cutting it like mud, dispersing the chaos..."

Chapter 499 You and Me Under the Tree!

Zhen Yuanzi suddenly noticed a very threatening aura, and was about to move in the iron armor in front of him.

The sudden fear made Zhen Yuanzi confused, so he planned to preemptively. After the hands were sealed, the haloed palm pushed towards the Xue Mastiff.

Qin Yi squeezed the thunder axe tightly, and the charge had been completed, but there were still shortcomings.

The Ninth-turn Ming pupil opened, and under the second-turn power, the sky was suddenly covered with clouds and thunder rumbling!

"Thunder ~ This Tongtian Cultivation Base collapsed and the ground fell into a purple hammer!"

"Zidian~ This mysterious flame nine-day hanging sword has changed!"

After Qin Yi sang, ten thousand thunder and purple lightning suddenly fell from the dark clouds and poured into the thunder axe!

"Charge for five seconds and cut you for two hours!"

MC Qin Yi burst into power, waved the thunder-shaking axe, and then roared, "Thunder-shaking!"

A thunder light rushed out, swallowing the sky and the earth with the momentum of sweeping the thousands of troops. In an instant, the sky and the earth faded, and it was shrouded by the thunder light...

When the world returns to its original color, Wanshou Mountain is already crumbling.

When the dust and electric light dissipated, I saw that Wuzhuang Temple had been turned into ruins!

And Zhen Yuanzi collapsed to the ground, the outer jiao and the inner tender of the thunder-thundering version!

"Ah~cough..."

After coughing violently, Zhen Yuanzi climbed up from the ground with difficulty, his face was like black coal, with explosive head, and smoke was all over his body.

Looking around, Zhen Yuanzi's eyes were red, and Qin Yi really did what he said and cut the view of Wuzhuang into flat ground!

"My dear, Wuzhuang Guan is the only fixed asset that the old man has spent tens of thousands of years. It is still a small property resettlement house. It is actually like this..."

Then Zhen Yuanzi burst into tears and cried!

Just ask how much wronged an old man of such an age has to suffer in order to become embarrassed in this late festival.

Qin Yi lifted the Snow Mastiff's armor, stepped forward and said with a smile: "Old Town Yuan, this is the consequence of pretending to be in front of me. If it's not for your age, I have to let you bleed!"

After suffering a heavy crushing blow, Zhen Yuanzi completely acknowledged his counsel, sobbing and crying: "The brothel outside the Qingshanlou outside the mountain, General Qin, is a poor Yelang arrogant, clumsy and dull, poor Dao skills are not as good as people, willing to worship!"

After being "taught" by Qin Yi, Zhen Yuanzi became submissive, as his father said: You can never wake a person who pretends to sleep, but your fist can beat a person who pretends to be forced!

Qin Yi smiled softly, and said: "Old Zhen Yuan, now ~ can we talk about it?"

"Anything else to talk about, you have cut the Five Villages to a flat ground..." Zhen Yuanzi looked bitter, sitting on the ground like a beggar.

Qin Yi pointed at Zhen Yuanzi's back, Zhen Yuanzi froze for a moment, then turned his head to look, and saw that the few ginseng fruit trees he had cultivated so hard were standing unscathed in the ruins!

Zhen Yuanzi cried with joy, and immediately got up, ran over in three and two steps, hugging the trunk of a tree, excited.

Qin Yi sighed and vomited: "Old Zhenyuan, I'm just here to ask for a ginseng fruit. If you were kind at first, how did you end up in this field?"

Hearing this, Zhenyuanzi flushed, bowed to Qin Yi, and said respectfully: "I'm sorry, General Qin, I didn't believe in pretending to be struck by thunder before, but today, you perfectly explained this truth. Tao has been taught..."

"Russ can be taught, old town veteran, it is not too late to understand now."

While talking, Qin Yi retrieved Doraemon's props [Time Burden] from the phone.

Later, under the effect of the burden of time, Wuzhuangguan recovered from a ruin to its former appearance, which made Zhenyuanzi startled at first, and then moved.

"General Qin, I just offended you just now. You don't care about the previous suspicion. It's really an adult that doesn't remember the villain. I can take a boat in the beer belly. I love it!"

"Hey, hey, love can sit around, don't talk nonsense, don't force me to fan you, I'm not interested in bad old men!"

Because Qin Yi had a shadow of the old man, Zhen Yuanzi's words and demeanor made him panic!

Then Zhen Yuanzi said flatly, "General Qin, didn't you say that you came here with ginseng fruit? Then how much do you need, I will pack it for you!"

Qin Yi looked at the courtyard of Wuzhuang Temple, and there were only five ginseng fruit trees in total, and each tree could bear 30 ginseng fruit every nine thousand years. The members of the Demon Realm chat group, There are thousands of people, even if they are all packed, they cannot be allocated.

So Qin Yilai’s original intention was to ask for a ginseng fruit. Then he could go back and hand it over to Thanos to try to cultivate a large number of ginseng fruit trees in the Happy Farm of the Tianqin Empire.

After all, Thanos is in his hands.There is a super fertilizer with "one thousand and eight per mu"-Jinke La

"That said, one is enough," Qin Yi said calmly.

Zhen Yuanzi looked embarrassed, and then said in a loud voice: "General Qin, do you look down on Pang Dao? As long as you want, Pang Dao is willing to pack all the fruits for you!"

Qin Yi smiled bitterly, "Uh~ I really only need one."

Zhen Yuanzi felt even more ashamed when he saw Qin Yi's serious face. After a while, he said, "Okay, General Qin, Pan Dao will get you a mature ginseng fruit!"

After finishing speaking, Zhen Yuanzi waved his sleeves, and a white ginseng fruit fell from the tree and fell into Zhen Yuanzi's hands.

"General Qin, please accept it." Zhen Yuanzi continued after presenting the ginseng fruit to Qin Yi: "If you still need ginseng fruit in the future, even if you speak, you won't be hiding it."

After Qin Yi took the ginseng fruit, his face was full of excitement. He had already tasted the aroma of the pancake fruit, and he couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Xi Xi~ there is an inner taste!"

"By the way, old man Zhenyuan, I'm not here for a prostitute, I use this to exchange you a ginseng fruit, and you are not at a loss!"

Zhen Yuanzi took the package in Qin Yi's hand, feeling confused, "General Qin, this is..."

"A pound of funny tea."

Qin Yi smiled and then introduced Zhen Yuanzi to the effects of funny tea.

After Zhen Yuanzi heard this, she was flattered and did not dare to accept it, but under Qin Yi's order, Zhen Yuanzi could only accept this precious gift.

When you're done, Qin Yi immediately verbally taught Zhen Yuanzi a few more words, Zhen Yuanzi listened, and even made class notes in a small notebook.

Just when Qin Yi was about to go back home, Yu Guang suddenly swept to the corner of the yard, and saw the crooked neck tree in the corner, with many crystal clear fruits hanging on its branches.

"Huh ~ how is this tree different from the ginseng fruit tree?" Qin Yi walked under the tree, his face full of curiosity.

Zhen Yuanzi also came over, and the two stood together under the tree.

"General Qin, don't you know that this tree is not a ginseng fruit tree."

"Then this is..."

"This is a foolish tree."

Qin Yi's pupils contracted sharply, and the corners of his mouth twitched, "Fuzzy and stupid?"

Zhen Yuanzi said in a serious manner: "Yes, this is a foolish tree. As for the fruit on the tree, the name is..."

Qin Yi: "Stunned?"

Zhen Yuanzi smiled and clasped his fists to Qin Yi, "General Qin is so wise, he has learned to answer!"

Qin Yi raised his head, looked at the stubborn fruit on the tree with a dazed expression, and the limericks poem came to mind naturally:

Fuzzy on the tree, Fuzzy for fruit, Fuzzy for you and me under the tree.

The trees sit in a row in front of the trees, one by one.

Under the tree, the grave is stunned, and the grave is stunned.

Sleeping in the grave in this life, will be in the next life.

...

Chapter 500 Chew for five seconds, dumbfounded for two hours!

Zhen Yuanzi saw Qin Yi dumbfounded, and asked, "General Qin~ Are you okay?"

"No~nothing."

"But I think you look terrible."