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"Men always have such a few days, no problem."

Forcing himself to calm down, Qin Yi managed to squeeze a smile.

Before that, Qin Yi had always thought that "stunned fruit" was just a joke that the world was talking about. He didn't expect this thing to actually exist!

Seeing is better than hearing, Qin Yi raised his head and looked at the dazzling array of fruit hanging on the branches of the tree, with emotion in his heart.

"Old Zhenyuan, what is the effect of your ignorant... ignorant fruit?" Qin Yi asked curiously.

Zhen Yuanzi smiled, and replied solemnly and seriously: "General Qin, don't look at the name "Baobianguo", although it is cute and sand-sculpted, but it is more poisonous than poisonous chicken soup! Regardless of gods, immortals, demons, and demons, as long as you eat them , You will fall into a state of ignorance! The light one, chew for five seconds, and two hours of ignorance. The heavy one, mental confusion, confusion of consciousness, the whole person will have many question marks like a child..."

"Fuck, it's a veritable dumb fruit!" Qin Yi couldn't help taking a breath after hearing this, and then became confused, "Uncle Zhenyuan, since this dumb fruit is more poisonous than poisonous chicken soup. , Why are you still nurturing?!"

Zhen Yuanzi touched the long beard, sighed, and explained: "Oh~ General Qin doesn't know. The stubborn tree is the lifeline tree of my Wuzhuang Guan. It is related to the Fengshui and Qi of Wanshou Mountain, so I am poor. Just take care of the cultivation."

Qin Yi nodded, thought for a moment, and smiled slightly, "Old town veteran, I am very interested in this stupid result. Get me one."

Zhen Yuanzi was taken aback, and said with a wry smile: "General Qin, this stupid fruit is the most poisonous thing. If it weren't for maintaining the Fengshui pattern of Wanshou Mountain, the poor road would have cut down this stupid tree long ago. You want this What are you doing? Or else, I'll pick you a few more ginseng fruits!"

Qin Yi's eyes gleamed wisely, "Haha~what about the most poisonous thing? I just want to take it back as a souvenir, after all, this thing is really rare."

"Souga, since General Qin wants to collect it, I will give you one for the poor road!"

Zhen Yuanzi waved his sleeves again, and a dazed fruit suddenly fell.

Qin Yi raised his hand and grabbed it, and forced the fruit to fall into his hand.

The appearance of the stubborn fruit is similar to that of a potato, but who would have thought that such a cute thing contains the poison that can make people fall into a "stubborn state" in minutes!

After putting the ginseng fruit and the stubborn fruit into the Wanjie mobile phone, the corner of Qin Yi's mouth rose. This trip was not in vain, and the harvest was quite fruitful.

Then Qin Yi taught Zhen Yuanzi a few more words, Zhen Yuanzi accepted it with an open mind, and was sincerely convinced by Qin Yi.Obviously, the arrogance and spirit of this bad old man have been "cut out" by the thunder...

"Well, it's getting late, I will withdraw first." Qin Yixiu gasified the horse, and an somersault sat on the horse's back.

Zhen Yuanzi led all the staff of Wuzhuang Temple and saluted Qin Yi: "Respectfully send General Qin!"

Qin Yi glanced at Mu Bishu one last time, couldn't help but smile, and then pulled the rein.

"drive!"

The Xiu Er horse that Qin Yi sat down, not moving like a mountain, moving like a thunder, disappeared at the end of Zhen Yuanzi's sight in an instant.

Zhen Yuanzi was full of longing and admiration, and murmured: "Xiuqi Huama~ The strength of General Qin is really terrifying~ Love Liao Ai Liao!"

Qin Yi did not go home directly, but went to the Tianqin Empire first.

At this time, the Tianqin Empire was also late at night, and the moon was high.

Qin Yi came to the happy farm on the border of the empire, relieved his decent horse, and walked into the farmland.

"Shasha~"

Suddenly, a rustling voice came from behind Qin Yi. When Qin Yi was wondering, a strong voice suddenly sounded.

"Demacia!"

I saw a burly figure suddenly jumped out of the grass next to him, like a purple sweet potato essence, holding a steel fork, it was the farmer Thanos!

Then Qin Yi saw that under the bright moonlight, a black shadow leaped past his eyes!

"You?"

Qin Yi saw the black shadow clearly with fiery eyes.

But Xi was extremely fast, a reverse snakeskin walked away, avoided the steel fork, escaped from Thanos' crotch, and quickly disappeared into the darkness.

Thanos put away the steel fork and saw Qin Yi, he couldn't help being shocked, "Fuck, Emperor Qin, why are you here?"

Since joining the Tianqin Empire and following Qin Yi, Thanos has mastered the essence of the word "Fucking" and knows how to use the word "Fucking" to express different emotions in different tones on different occasions.

Qin Yi smiled faintly and patted Thanos on the shoulder, "Dire Thanos, it's so late, I haven't slept yet~"

Thanos sighed, and said helplessly: "Ah, you don't know, Emperor Qin, summer is here, and more and more people steal melons from our farm at night, so I have to be on duty every night to watch melons."

Qin Yi nodded comfortably, and smiled: "Looking at the melon thorns, it's not bad, but you have done your duty, and this emperor will give you the honorary title of [Uchiha Runtu] tomorrow!"

"Emperor Xie Qin, this is actually my own business." Thanos scratched his head embarrassedly, his simple and honest face was covered with shyness, and then asked: "By the way, Emperor Qin, it's so late. Come here. What is Happy Farm?"

"Of course I am here to find you on business." As he said, Qin Yi extracted the ginseng fruit and the stubborn fruit from the phone.

Thanos took the two fruits in Qin Yi's hand and said blankly: "Di Qin, what is this?"

Qin Yi smiled and briefly introduced the background of the two fruits.After listening to Thanos, he was shocked and full of praise.

"So I came to you so late, just want you to try to cultivate these two fruits, to see if you can grow ginseng fruit trees and stubborn fruit trees, and then mass-produce them."

"Di Qin, don't worry, I will definitely not let down your expectations!"

Thanos resolutely accepted this difficult task, and then saluted Qin Yi.

Qin Yi laughed loudly and said in admiration: "It is enough for the Tianqin Empire to have an outstanding agricultural tycoon like you!"

"Hey, Emperor Qin is overwhelmed... By the way, can you invite Xie Guangkun and Nicholas Zhao Si, two agricultural doctors, to assist me, so as to speed up the progress of cultivation."

Qin Yi nodded readily, "Of course!"

——

When I got home, it was already five o'clock in the morning.

Although Qin Yi had been tossing for a night, Qin Yi did not feel tired at all. This is the superiority of the "spiritual boy" physique, but Sanguan was hit hard by the "stunned fruit".

"It seems that when you have free time, you must often go to the Mental Boy Training Camp. Participate in more training and you can always keep fit..." Qin Yi muttered to himself, while making a cup of "Three Views of Wolfberry Funny Tea" ".

With powerful three-in-one and a cup, Qin Yi feels that the whole world has become better!

"Squeak~"

The door of the side bedroom suddenly opened. Teacher Nightingale, with messy hair and thin clothes, walked out barefoot and walked to the bathroom in a daze. He didn't even find Qin Yi sitting on the sofa in the living room.

And Qin Yi just drank the "Three Views of Wolfberry Funny Tea" and was full of energy, so he smiled wickedly, flexed his hands and tiptoed over.

Chapter 501 The Jade Emperor's Calamity!

After all, Nightingale is also a trainer, and the killer's sense of smell will not be diminished by time.So just when she walked into the bathroom, she noticed a figure sneaking up behind her!

"Shoo~"

With her waist energized, Nightingale's eyes were sharp, her white and straight long legs kicked in a roundabout, and went straight to Qin Yi's door!

"Snapped!"

Qin Yi held Teacher Nightingale's ankle in one hand, and then took a step forward, banging Nightingale against the glass door of the bathroom.

The ankle of one foot of Nightingale was still held by Qin Yi, so she had to maintain the posture of a horse, showing that her body was extremely flexible.

Nightingale breathed a sigh of relief, Fengyan stared at Qin Yi, "Smelly boy, startled me, I thought there was a thief in the house!"

Qin Yi winked his eyebrows and smiled: "Hey~ Teacher Yu Mo, you are not alone, good morning with me, Goodmorning!"

Nightingale rolled her eyes and spit out: "Big Brother, now at five o'clock in the morning, good morning, I'm going to go back to sleep later."

"Huh~ Teacher Yu Mo is a good example to others, how can you say something vulgar!"

"Hehe, it's better than you do vulgar things!"

After that, Nightingale pushed Qin Yi away and ordered: "Go out, I want to take a bath."

Qin Yi scratched his messy hair, feeling confused, "Uh~ I thought you came here to pee, but you woke up in the early morning to take a shower?"

Nightingale sneered, "Personal habits, is it illegal?"

"It's not..." Qin Yi thought for a while and said solemnly: "Teacher Yu Mo, I think your habit is very good. I need to learn from you, so let's wash it together!"

After speaking, Qin Yi hugged Nightingale by his waist, then hooked one foot and closed the bathroom door...

After the sun rises, it is a brand new day.

At the table, a family of four is having breakfast.

Since the picky eaters yesterday, Qin Yimeng has been more intimate with Li Xinyan, and left without boasting her sister-in-law’s cooking skills.

Li Xinyan's delicate and pretty face was also filled with aunt's smiles, and she had been gently stroking Qin Yimeng's head. It is estimated that Qin Yimeng should be bald in a few years.

But Nightingale looked pale, like a runner who had just finished a marathon, panting, and looked at Qin Yi with murderous eyes.

Qin Yi couldn't stand the look in Teacher Nightingale's eyes, so he held up the newspaper to cover his face.

"Sister-in-law, I'm ready to eat."

"Well, my sister-in-law sent you to school today."

After Qin Yimeng carried the small schoolbag on her back, Li Xinyan leaned over and tidied Qin Yimeng's clothes.

And Li Xinyan just turned her back to Qin Yi. Qin Yi looked at the professional hip skirt and couldn't help but laugh with emotion, "Tsk tsk, what an Ansai waist drum!"

Li Xinyan immediately straightened up when she heard it, turned her head and took a look at Qin Yi, her face flushed.

Qin Yi laughed and played with Mrs. Qin daily, which was very interesting.

"Yanyan, it's better for me to send Mengmeng. This is the responsibility and obligation of being a brother."

Qin Yi got up and took Qin Yimeng from Li Xinyan's hands.

"Brother, I like you to drive fast!" Qin Yimeng was delighted, holding Qin Yi's waist without letting go.

Qin Yi smiled like a king, "Mengmeng, brother is an old driver, the word slow is not in my dictionary, catch the shrimp shop and walk away!"

After that, Qin Yi and Qin Yimeng, the siblings, holding hands, humming and hopping and left the house.

Li Xinyan and Nightingale, who were still in a daze, glanced at each other, both of them shrugged with a wry smile, tacitly.

Qin Yi's baby always makes people feel there is a gamble in it!

"Yanyan, sit down~" Nightingale waved to Li Xinyan.

Li Xinyan sat down next to Nightingale, "What's the matter?"

Nightingale stretched out her arms to put her arms around Li Xinyan's neck, and these two women who looked like they were going against the sky got together, they really matched their faces, they were almost orange.

Then Nightingale asked mysteriously: "Yanyan, have you gone?"

"Which one?"

"Auntie."

Li Xinyan was very confused. She didn't understand why Nightingale suddenly asked such a question, but she still answered honestly: "Is there any more, I guess it will take two or three days."

After Nightingale heard this, she couldn't help but sighed, "Hey~ why two or three days..."

Li Xinyan became even more blinded, "Sister, why are you asking this suddenly?"

"Ahem~ It's nothing, I just care about you."

The sudden concern made Li Xinyan smile shyly, "That~that sister's way of caring~is really special~"

The two smiled together, but Nightingale felt bitter.

If Yanyan's aunt didn't leave, Qin Yi's unlimited firepower was all aimed at her.But fortunately, Nightingale has honed her good physical fitness during her ten-year assassin career, and if she persists for two or three days, the problem is not too big.

After adjusting her mentality, Nightingale smiled again. Life is like XX. Since she is unable to resist, it is better to enjoy the moment...

On the other side, the fast-moving Ferrari pulled out an afterimage on the busy street, and finally drifted around a chic corner. After testing on the edge of the violation, it stopped at the entrance of the elementary school.Even the exhaust of sports cars scorched the roasted gluten on the roadside stalls.

"Mengmeng, your head teacher is at the gate of the school, so my brother won't get out of the car." Qin Yi rubbed Qin Yimeng's little head.

At this time, Mr. Guo was standing in front of the school to inspect the students, and the collars without red scarves were not allowed to enter the school.

Qin Yimeng nodded obediently, "Good brother, see you after school this afternoon, mua!"

After kissing Qin Yi's Erpi face, Qin Yimeng got out of the car.

"Ms. Guo early!"

"Morning, classmate Yimeng, it's so beautiful today... Hey, that classmate, why didn't you wear a red scarf!"

"Teacher, I ~ I lent my red scarf to a friend."

"I feel that you are secretly crossing Chen Cang with friends from nothing..."

After watching Qin Yimeng walk into the campus, Qin Yi's smile gradually disappeared, because he was forced to act as the Jade Emperor in Heaven!