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"Brother messenger, here!!!" a soft voice came.

Qin Yi turned his head and saw that it was Fairy Chang'e.

Today's Fairy Chang'e, in a long glazed dress with a wide coldness, has two smooth and white lotus arms like suet jade wrapped with silver ribbons, which is beautiful and moving.

Qin Yi naturally walked to Chang'e.

Chang'e took the initiative to hug Qin Yi and said with a smile: "Brother messenger, sit next to me!"

"Good!"

Suddenly, a five-big and three-thin man stood in front of Qin Yi.

Qin Yi looked up, pig nose, pig ears, a faint smell of pig eating...

"Jingtan messenger Zhu Bajie!"

Zhu Bajie glared at Qin Yi, "Boy, stay away from my sister Chang'e!"

Chapter 41 Heavenly Court Party, All Immortals Jump in the Pure Land of Bliss

Although the current Zhu Bajie has been canonized as the Envoy of the Net, but Qin Yi is at least an angel, and the newborn calf is not afraid of tigers.

"Hey, a mortal, vulgar, dare to blaspheme the fairy, believe it or not, I hit you on your knees with a nine-tooth nail rake for mercy!"

Qin Yi said coldly: "Who is afraid of anyone, who is not good at beeping, beeping, and who will not, if you have the ability, just touch it!"

"Hey, my temper!"

Zhu Bajie was furious, and the fangs of the wild boar all came out.

Immediately after Zhu Bajie grabbed the void, the nine-tooth rake appeared in his hand!

Not to be outdone, Qin Yi's bracelet flashed red.

"Kaka Kuka..."

Nanotechnology emerged in the heavens, and the Iron Man armor instantly covered Qin Yi's body.

Then, with a flash of white light, Qin Yi extracted the Qinglian sword from the mobile phone warehouse!

"bass!"

The nine-tooth nail rake and the Qinglian sword collided together, and all the immortals were shocked. Qin Yi, a mortal, was actually five to five times apart from the Envoy of the Jingtan. The two were tit-for-tat, but Qin Yi did not lose sight of it!

"Good boy, actually got a set of iron shells to fool my old pig, see if I..."

"fool!"

"Ouch~"

In the next second, Monkey King grabbed Pig's ears and the painful baby barked.

"Brother Monkey, what are you doing? The piercing I just had two days ago, the wound is not healed, it hurts!" Zhu Bajie cried.

Sun Wukong smiled, "Fool, Qin Yi is my old grandson's brother, you dare to fight, don't you feel itchy?!"

"Oh, big brother, I knew he was your brother, how could my old pig do it!"

Monkey King released his hand and patted Zhu Bajie's head, "Idiot, don't hesitate to pay my brother!"

Zhu Bajie had a shy face, "Little messenger, it was my old pig that was reckless just now, or...or would I use this nine-tooth rake to give you a score?"

Qin Yi touched the Iron Man armor and shook his head, "Come on, I'm not Xiu'er."

"The Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother is here!" Suddenly, a shout came.

Behind the screen, a pair of men and women walked out, dressed in graceful and luxurious clothes.

The male is naturally the Ninth Five-Year Jade Emperor, and the female is also the Queen Mother.

The two sat on the throne of the dragon chair together.

All the gods on the wine table stood up and bowed to the two men.

Qin Yi also stood up and bent down respectfully.

The Jade Emperor stroked his beard lightly, and then smiled: "Come on, everyone pretending to be a dog, what virtue in the group, don't you know when I am flat?"

"Xie Yudi!"

All the gods relaxed when they heard it. It was almost the same as the company's annual meeting. Everyone relaxed one by one. They even cocked their legs, knocked the seeds, and talked very happily...

Qin Yi's facial muscles became stiff, this was really not the heaven he had imagined, none of these gods had a proper shape!

Subsequently, the annual meeting officially began, first with the gift offering.

Because today is the birthday of the Jade Emperor, all the gods have prepared gifts.

Tota Li Tianwang: "The minister sent a pair of Lingshan jade bracelets, your majesty will live and be healthy!"

Taibai Jinxing: "The minister sent a piece of colorful stone unearthed in the South China Sea. I wish your majesty a blessing in the East China Sea."

Barefoot Daxian: "The minister sent a hand-made donkey-hide gelatin cake, and I wish your majesty the three sheep will be happy!"

Lei Gong and Electric Mother: "The minister gave the self-made Nanfu battery, the super energy-gathering ring, one section is better than six sections!"

Taishang Laojun: "The minister sent a pill with stretching legs and staring eyes, which only melted in the mouth, not in the hands!"

...

The gifts sent by the gods didn't mean anything, and Qin Yi's head was buzzing with melon seeds.

When the giant spirit god sent a pair of bed maids, the Jade Emperor couldn't help it.

"Ahem, the giant spirit god, you can talk nonsense, don't send things randomly, the queen mother is still here, private chat about maidservants online!"

The Queen Mother glared at the Jade Emperor, and said with a strange air of Yin and Yang: "Oh, still chatting privately~ even if you give you ten maids, you can't do it!"

A man is said to be no good, that is to be slapped in the face!

The Jade Emperor blushed, and immediately changed the subject, "Ahem~ Every year, there is nothing new in what you send every year. Without my creativity, I am tired..."

Suddenly, Qin Yi walked out and stood in front of the Jade Emperor.

"Oh, angels?" The Jade Emperor was surprised, and he didn't expect that Qin Yi would also come to attend the Tianting Annual Meeting.

Qin Yi smiled slightly, "Jade Emperor, I also prepared a gift for you."

"Interesting and interesting, I am very interested in gifts from the Mortal Realm!"

With all eyes in sight, Qin Yi opened his hands and took out the things stored in the warehouse in advance.

"Jade Emperor, this is Moutai, you can taste it!"

Qin Yi presented the Jade Emperor with a bottle of Kweichow Moutai!

Everyone was very curious and talked a lot.

"Moutai? Is it the wine of the world?"

"I heard that Moutai is delicious, everyone drinks it~"

"God, if it tastes better than Heaven's Peach Blossom Wine, then I want to taste it too..."

Under everyone's gaze, Qin Yi poured a glass for the Jade Emperor.

After the Jade Emperor drank it, he immediately looked in enjoyment, and then sighed, "The entrance is soft with a throat...good wine, good wine!!!"

"Jade Emperor, what a taste, I want to taste it too!"

"My old grandson is also a little bit envious and jealous!"

"Your Majesty, you can't eat alone..."

The corner of Qin Yi's mouth raised, "Don't worry, everyone, I was prepared!"

Qin Yi then picked up two boxes of Jiang Xiaobai, two boxes of whiskey, one box of Lafite wine, and German dark beer from the warehouse...

Qin Yi almost emptied a bar for this annual meeting!

After distributing the wine to each table, Qin Yi smiled and said: "Dear fairy, my first time here, please take care of you, please take care of..."

Afterwards, Qin Yi extracted dozens of cigarettes from the warehouse, and there was no one box of male gods.

The female gods have a set of cosmetics.

For a time, Qin Yi and all the gods in the heaven became one.

"This wine is delicious, Qin Xiaoshi, thank you very much!"

"Qin Xiaoshi, how to use this cosmetic? I don't understand the instruction manual..."

"Brother Qin, this Hongtashan Billy Group has a taste, can you send two more to my grandson!"

In a quarter of an hour, Qin Yi became the protagonist of the Tianting Annual Meeting, and all the gods surrounded Qin Yi.

Qin Yi simply extracted the disc player and stereo from the bar.

"Lei father and electric mother, please power on my equipment~"

"No Moutai!"

With a thunderbolt, Qin Yi put on sunglasses and a fur coat, and hid the wolf disco while playing DJ!

The place quickly heated up, and hundreds of gods followed Qin Yi and jumped up to the society. The scene was stunned!

The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother were too frustrated, raised their wine glasses, stepped off the dragon chair, and blended into the center of the dance floor!

At this moment, it doesn't matter who the owner of the High Peak Palace is, but in the middle of the dance floor, Qin Yi, who is singing and dancing in a fur coat, is the superstar of Heaven!

After a wave of rap skewers, Qin Yi let go of Fairy Chang'e, who had just learned how to hand shake in his arms, turned off the sound, and the place fell silent.

Then, Qin Yi pushed a huge birthday cake to the Jade Emperor.

"Jade Emperor, happy birthday to you!"

Afterwards, Qin Yi lit nine candles and sang a birthday song.

"HappyBirthdayToYou

HappyBirthdaydear Jade Emperor

HappyBirthdayToYou..."

The birthday song ended, and the Jade Emperor was at a loss with tears in his eyes.

"This ~ this is my most meaningful birthday in tens of thousands of years, thank you Qin Yi, thank you." The Jade Emperor took Qin Yi's hand and choked.

The immortals were also very moved, and wiped their moist eyes.

Qin Yi shook his head, showing a motherly smile, "Old Tie, you are too polite, blow the candles~ I will cut the cake in the next session!"

Chapter 42 Chicken, you are so beautiful, do it again!

The Jade Emperor closed his eyes, and the tens of thousands-year-old old man, like a three-year-old kid, closed his eyes, folded his hands together, and silently made a wish.

"Huh~"

After making the wish, the Jade Emperor blew out the candles, and the immortals applauded.

"Cut the cake~"

Qin Yi was responsible for cutting the cake, and a crowd of gods swarmed!

"Don't squeeze, don’t squeeze, everyone has a part, pay attention to safety, and don’t have a stampede... Hey, hey, what about you Erlangshen, you are optimistic about your roaring dog... Disabled people are priority~ Tieguai Li and Tiancanjiao Come here, I will cut a piece of fruit for you. You are welcome, you are welcome, you should... Sister Chang'e, cut a piece of chocolate for you, don't kiss my face which is so numb..."

After more than ten minutes, Qin Yi finally gave a cake the size of a giant to all the gods.

Everyone had a great time.

Seeing the happy smiles on every god's face, Qin Yi suddenly felt that he was a great show.

At this moment, in the corner, Fairy Zixia stared at Qin Yi in the center of the Lingxiao Hall.

In her eyes, Qin Yi is no longer Qin Yi, but the Supreme Treasure!