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Fairy Zixia looked forward to her beautiful eyes, the autumn water was full, and the air of sand sculptures exuding from Qin Yi's gestures made her fascinated and let her sink...

"Zixia, don't look at it, you and him are not good." Yuelao, who had just finished eating the cake with the cream on his mouth, walked over.

Fairy Zixia, her eyebrows furrowed, and asked: "Yue Lao, the angelic person pulled out my Ziqing sword. You said before, who can draw the Ziqing sword, is the person I love?!"

Yue Lao shook his head, "The old man pinched his fingers. Although this angelic person is a mortal, he has at least seven or eight emotional lines connected to his body. Do you want moths to fight the fire?"

Fairy Zixia showed anger in her beautiful eyes and stomped her feet, "Unexpectedly, he is still a scumbag!"

"That's right, our angel confidant is destined to be a romantic character, not a romantic man, a boy in vain, hahaha..."

Fairy Zixia gritted her teeth and stared at Qin Yi not far away, lost in thought...

At the same time, the most interesting part of the annual meeting is the performances of various departments to enhance the atmosphere!

The Jade Emperor, who has the upper hand for thirty-six days, governs seventy-two lands, and is in charge of all matters of the gods, immortals, Buddhas, sages, the world, and the underworld. His power is boundless...

Therefore, Tianting, like the company, is divided into several departments based on the difference.

The first performer was the Finance Department.

The head of the Finance Department is the God of Wealth, Zhao Gongming. He joined forces with the head of the Logistics Department to perform a cross talk.

"Crosstalk pays attention to four lessons, talking, learning, and singing~"

"Yes!"

"Then I will bring you a consistent name of the dish!"

"Okay!"

"Steamed bear paw... steamed... steamed... New Year comes in the first month, the first day of the new year..."

But because the cross talk skills were so bad, even a baggage didn't sound. In the middle of the performance, the gods booed down.

God of Wealth, Zhao Gongming, was also very embarrassed, so he quickly distributed a red envelope to apologize to everyone.

Qin Yi was lucky, grabbed more than a thousand merit points, and could exchange for an invisibility charm in the Treasure Attic.

The next program is from the Ministry of Defense.

This is a martial arts duel, where the fighting defeats Buddha Sun Wukong and Erlang Shen Yang Jian to perform for everyone!

At that scene, Qin Yi was stunned!

Fists to the flesh, the golden cudgel and the three-pointed knives continuously collide, sparks overflowing, dazzling...

But Qin Yi soon discovered that something was wrong, because at the end of the fight, Monkey King and Erlangshen threw their weapons directly, and the two wrestled into a ball and started fighting, even pulling each other's hair and picking their nostrils.

"What are you looking at~"

"Look at you!"

"Can you take another look?!"

"Try it!"

"What are you looking at~"

"Made, do miracles vigorously!"

...

In the beginning, it was a performance, but in the end both sides got anxious. The scene was out of control. Finally, Monkey King and Erlang Shen were carried out of the High Heaven Palace by the four heavenly kings.

The Jade Emperor helped his forehead, and couldn't help sighing, "This is the show you are preparing? It's unsightly, old iron? Do you still want the year-end award!"

"Your Majesty, Chang'e, Minister of Public Relations~"

"Vice Minister of Public Relations Jiu Tian Xuan Nu~"

"The Director of Public Relations, the Three Madonnas~

...

"All members of the Public Relations Department, present a dance for Your Majesty."

Immediately afterwards, more than a dozen of the most beautiful fairies in heaven walked onto the dance floor and danced gracefully.

Dancing clear shadow, like in the world……

Qin Yi was fascinated and couldn't stop it.

The dance of each fairy is so ethereal and charming, with a smile, as if it were breathtaking.

"Stop stop~"

But the Jade Emperor was still dissatisfied and asked all members of the public relations department to retreat.

The Jade Emperor grumbled while shaking his legs, "I said, your public relations department’s program began to dance tens of thousands of years ago, and the movements remain unchanged. I have long been tired of watching...Who else can show me an ingenious program? I am satisfied and reward 10,000 merit points!"

The Jade Emperor's voice fell to the ground, and the Lingxiao Palace was noisy, but no god was willing to stand up.

At this time, Qin Yi stepped forward again and shook his head confidently, with flowing hair!

The anti-dandruff pro, of course Head & Shoulders!

Qin Yi, who was not bothered by dandruff, had the confidence exuding from his body, which made all the immortals fall down.

Weaver Girl: "Wow, the hair quality of angels is good, black and shiny~"

Nine Heavens Profound Girl: "Yes, yes, I don't want my hair, dry and frizzy, and split ends. If I don't wash it for a day, dandruff will increase..."

Hearing the complaints of a few fairies, Qin Yi took out a bottle of Head & Shoulders oil conditioner from his arms.

"Sisters, women need to be nice to themselves. Use Head & Shoulders to get rid of dandruff and make your hair more outstanding. Plant extracts, green hair care, you deserve it!"

After throwing the conditioner to the fairies, Qin Yi faced the Jade Emperor, took out his mobile phone, and connected the speaker.

The Jade Emperor showed his expectant gaze, "Oh, angels, do you want to perform for me?"

"Yes!"

"Well, if you are satisfied with your program, the reward will be doubled, and I will reward you with 20,000 merit points!"

Qin Yi smiled slightly. To him, the two thousand merits are already in his pocket!

Because no one can resist the charm of "it"!!!

"Brother Bajie, I need a medium distribution type, please!"

"Good old iron!"

Zhu Bajie, the envoy of the altar, walked to Qin Yi and combed Qin Yi with a nine-tooth nail rake.

Afterwards, Qin Yi said: "Hello everyone, I am a mortal trainee who has been practicing for two and a half years. My name is Qin Yi. I like singing, dancing, rap and basketball. It is the first time to perform in the Heavenly Court. Please support me. Thank you~"

"Music!"

Qin Yi gave an order, and a piece of pure music came out of the speaker.

Qin Yi suddenly mentioned that he had retrieved a basketball from his mobile phone.

Immediately afterwards, Qin Yi followed the rhythm of the music and started dribbling!

Change your left hand to your right hand, change your hips to your back!

The corner of the Jade Emperor’s mouth raised a smile, "It’s interesting!"

Say it's too late, then soon!

The music changes suddenly and the rhythm increases!

Qin Yi threw away the basketball, turned his back to the Jade Emperor, and stepped down, his shoulders swayed up and down like he was paralysed!

In the next second, inject soul!!!

"Chicken, you are so beautiful~ baby~ baby~

Chicken you are so beautiful~baby~baby~

Chicken your shit is so beautiful!

Chicken you are so beautiful~

You coming on make me so eager to move

I never felt this way

CauseIgotacrushonyouwhoyou

You are my chicken, who is your chicken..."

Qin Yi jumped "You are so beautiful chicken", meaninglessly igniting the audience!

The Lingxiao Treasure Palace exploded, and all the gods stood up, following Qin Yiwu's posture.

but!

Only imitated, never surpassed!

Now Qin Yi has thoroughly grasped every drum beat, the movements are precise and in place, and the smooth flow of water is done in one go!

And after the chicken you are so beautiful, Qin Yi danced the dance music of Xinbaodao and many other exciting venues.

In the end, all the gods danced together in the Pure Land of Bliss, having fun, following the music to release their passion!

Chapter 43 Queen Mother is arguing to do her hair, Fairy Zixia confesses marriage

After the Pure Land of Bliss, there will be no peaceful day in the heaven!

At the end of the annual meeting, all the gods surrounded Qin Yi and robbed his head, just for a batch of imported goods from the ordinary world that Qin Yi brought.

"[Fick Shaver], 360-degree rotating waterproof shave, not only can shave beard, but where can the hair grow? Mom no longer has to worry about my hair growth... Li Tianwang, this is for you, your beard It’s sloppy, just use the anchor to change it with me... Okay, this "Huanggang Simulation" is a gift to Nezha...you are welcome, I look forward to the next cooperation."

"[AJ new basketball shoes], anti-side fall, built-in air conditioning, warm in winter and cool in summer... Don't get excited about the barefoot fairy, this treasure is tailor-made for you... Okay, I will accept your Yishou Dan ."

"Quie laughs at coffee, it tastes great, the source is Cordillera coffee beans, a warm harbor for overtime dogs... Not to mention, day and night, what can you two change with me? I will add if appropriate Get a box of [White and Black], sleep soundly at night!"

"Yiye Biaomu fresh water-proof mask, skin tightening and elasticity, women, have to be nice to yourself... Fairies, what are you still hesitating... Wait for Sister Chang'e, I'm doing a serious business, only cash, please be self-respect ..."

"Shoes for the elderly with foot health, comfortable cushioning, full of feeling of stepping on shit... Don't grab it..."

Soon, the goods Qin Yi bought from Ping Xixi were robbed by the gods.

At the same time, Qin Yi got a lot of heavenly treasures.

What invisibility talisman, dingfeng pill, big pan peach...

There are even some living creatures!

For example, a jade rabbit from Chang'e's family, an old scalper from Taishang Laojun, and a Tianma horse from the Heavenly Stables...

This gave Qin Yi a headache, thinking that after the instant noodle shop opened to make a profit, he had to buy a venue in the suburbs to build his own zoo!

I have to say that Qin Yi is already floating!

In the end, Qin Yi and the Queen Mother were sitting on an equal footing, while the Seven Fairies were responsible for Qin Yi's back and legs, and the Nine Heavens Profound Girl and the Yaochi Goddess peeled grapes to him...

The Queen Mother looked worried, "Emissary, my hair is a lot more shaggy and frizzy than thousands of years ago, do you see a way?"

Qin Yi took a closer look at the Queen Mother’s hair and spoke nonsense seriously: "Queen mother, with all due respect, your hair has a lot of white and gray matter, which hinders the development of hair follicles...Let’s take the equipment when I have time. , I will make you an oiled hair conditioner, make an air bang, make a layer on it, and then add a montage mix...Of course, applying the essence milk is also good, and it is perfect with plasma ironing."

The Queen Mother held Qin Yi's hand excitedly, her expression grateful, "Thanks to the messenger, then I will wait for you to make my hair!"

"Brother messenger, I also want to make hair~"

"me too……"

Being pulled by a group of fairies begging to "make hair" for them, Qin Yi suddenly felt a sense of guilt!

This kind of feeling is unclear, the cutting is constant, the reason is still chaotic, it is distress, thousands of pants are concentrating on the heart...

There is no permanent banquet in the world, and the music of the Pure Land of Paradise finally comes to an end.

From the Jade Emperor, Qin Yi received a reward of 20,000 merit points, and was also named an entertainment ambassador by the Jade Emperor. That is to say, Qin Yilai will be qualified as the chief director for all major events in the heavens.

The annual meeting was completely over, and the gods returned to the mansion in a hurry, anxious to experience the modern objects they had exchanged from Qin Yi.

Qin Yi has also gained a lot and is ready to return to the world.

But when Qin Yi just walked to the vicinity of the Queen Mother Pond, a shadow stood in front of him.