Watching short videos of beautiful women dancing, the ancients were all shocked

The Ming Dynasty was in chaos, and the enemy was in chaos.

The Ming Dynasty plane

Zhu Di looked at the ruins in the sky and his face turned pale.

He also had muskets in the Ming Dynasty, and he had even seen cannons, but compared with the later generations, his was just a toy at best!

If there were such weapons in the later generations, how many rounds could the thickest city gate withstand?

How many shots could the most powerful general withstand?

The most terrifying thing is that this weapon can actually quickly replace the shells!

After these rounds of artillery fire, is there anyone alive?

I'm afraid they've all turned into pieces.

How can this war be fought?

It seems that we still have to focus on developing firearms in the future.

"Come here, pass the order, order the Minister of War and the Minister of Works to come to the palace!"

"I want to improve firearms!"

Qing Dynasty plane.

Qianlong's face flushed as he looked at the scene of artillery fire in the sky and was shocked and speechless.

Thinking of what he had just said, Qianlong felt ashamed at this moment.

But how could Qianlong, who was so proud, admit his mistakes?

After thinking for a long time, he couldn't think of a rebuttal.

"Is this firearm the truth?"

"No... I don't believe it!"

At this time, a new video [The difference between a licker and a scumbag. ]

[A licker is the most affectionate person, but in this era they are called lickers, and I believe everyone knows this word. 】

【“I am licking someone but I don’t know it. When I look back, I am already a licker. I don’t know the meaning of licking a dog when I first see him. When I hear him again, I am already a dog.”】

【This poem perfectly explains the helplessness of a licker. He changes his postures one after another, and you are still reading his dynamics one after another? 】

【They all know that it is shameful to cling to him like this, but who would be willing to be a licker if they are not sincere? 】

Tang Dynasty.

Li Shimin was a little confused about what a licker is at first? After understanding it, he became more and more angry.

“This woman in the future actually regards the most affectionate person as a licker?”

“It really makes me angry!”

The women in ancient times also don’t understand why women in the future are like this?

Isn’t it good to be a couple for a lifetime?

That woman doesn’t like a man who treats her wholeheartedly. They can’t understand why women in the future regard such a man as a licker?

You know, this is the true lover they dream of meeting!

Ming Dynasty.

Zhu Yuanzhang was also a little angry.

"If such a woman who wantonly plays with other people's feelings were in our Ming Dynasty, she would probably be put into a pig cage."

"Those men in later generations are really hopeless. It's just a woman? Is it that serious?"

At the same time, the sky screen turned.

A voice-over sounded.

[Famous scenes in dog-licking videos. ]

[Scene 1:]

In the video, two men were sitting together for dinner. One man said to another young man with a look of disappointment:

"I told you, you two are not suitable and can't be together."

"That woman, she lied to you, you are just a spare tire!"

The young man looked at the girl's dynamics on his phone one by one, and heard someone say that his goddess replied:

"I don't believe it. Last time she had dinner with her bestie, her bestie didn't bring any men, only she brought me. This is saying What does it mean?"

"It means she has me in her heart!"

Another man looked at him like an idiot: "Are you stupid? She treated you to a meal and you paid the bill. Isn't this a big mistake?"

The young man replied unconvinced: "No... Is it a big deal to just pay the bill?"

The man saw that the young man was still unconvinced, and hurriedly said:

"Then last time... last time she held hands with that guy, how do you explain it?"

"Didn't I tell you? That was her distant cousin!" the young man argued.

After hearing this, the man covered his head with both hands, and his whole body was numb:

"Your cousin is from South Africa? One yellow and one white?"

This scene made everyone around him laugh!

Just then, the young man's phone rang! Looking at the caller ID, it was his goddess.

He said quickly: "Okay... Stop talking, look, she called me!"

"Hello! Baby, what's up!"

A girl's voice came from the other end of the phone: "Baby, transfer me another 8,000! I owe money for my phone bill and have no money to pay it!"

The young man touched his head in confusion and said: "Didn't I just transfer 10,000 to you? How come you owe money again, little idiot!"

A woman's coquettish voice came from the other end of the phone: "Are you going to give it to me or not!"

The young man couldn't stand this and immediately replied:

"Okay...Okay, I'll transfer it to you first, you call first

The fee has been paid."

The woman's delicate voice came from the other end of the phone: "Thank you, Congcong!"

The young man was silent for a moment, and then said with some disappointment: "My name is not Congcong, my name is Junjun. If you like to call me Congcong, I will change my name tomorrow."

...

The man said to the young man:

"Look at you, she has forgotten your name, and then what? You just help her like this?"

"I don't care whether she remembers my name or not, as long as she thinks of me, I am willing." The young man said affectionately.

"Then let me ask you, who can recharge 8,000 yuan at once?"

The young man suddenly realized.

"Yes! I'll call and ask!"

"Hello! 8,000 is definitely not for recharging phone bills. Did you encounter something? Baby, tell me the truth, so that I can help you!"

There was silence on the other end of the phone for a moment, and then the girl's crying voice came: "Accompany me to the hospital tomorrow! I'm pregnant."

The young man said with a painful expression: "Is it your South African cousin's?"

"Yes!"

"Give birth to it, abortion hurts your body, give birth to it and I'll raise it!"

"You don't deserve his child!" The woman said disdainfully.

The scene changed again.

[Scene 2:]

[A reporter walked up to a boy and asked: "Is it convenient to interview you?"

[The boy smiled sunny: "Okay! It's just fine now!"

"Have you ever been a dog-licker?" The reporter handed the microphone to the young man's mouth and asked.

The young man said without hesitation: "No!"

"Have you ever had any dog-licking experience?" The reporter asked again.

"No!" The young man said again affirmatively.

"Then do you have a girl you like?"

The young man hesitated and said: "Uh... yes!"

"How far has it developed? "The reporter asked.

"We are still WeChat friends now. When we were chatting last night, she sent me a good night emoji."

"Haha... Dreams are sweet... Haha!" The young man said proudly.

At this time, the barrage of comments filled the screen.

"Isn't this just licking a dog?"

"Licking without knowing it!"

"When you think you can move the other person by working hard, you are actually only moving yourself!"

"If you lick one person, you are a dog; if you lick a hundred people, you are a wolf. If you are a wolf among dogs, why fear the king of the sea!"

"Brothers! Lick them all!"

[Scene 3:]

[In the picture, a man is discussing with this man.]

"How does a cat call?"

"Meow meow meow!"

"What about sheep?"

"Baa meow!"

"What about dogs?"

"Dogs?"

"Dogs?" The man pondered for a moment and said:

"Dogs are like this! ”

“Have you eaten? Have you slept? Are you there? What are you doing? Remember to go home early! Don’t forget to take the medicine. Wear more… more clothes, don’t catch a cold! Make sure to dim the screen of your phone, go to bed early, don’t stay up late!”

“Oh! I ordered takeout for you, remember to pick it up later! Then go to bed quickly, good night!”

People in different time and space planes looked at the barrage in the sky with different reactions.

Three Kingdoms.

Cao Cao, looking at the sky.

“Could it be that men in later generations can’t subdue a mere weak woman?”

“If you like her, just grab her directly, wouldn’t it be better?”

The three brothers Liu, Guan, and Zhang couldn’t understand the thoughts of people in later generations.

“Brother, don’t you often tell us that women are like clothes and brothers are like hands and feet? Don’t people in later generations even understand this?”

Liu Bei also said with a puzzled look on his face: “Who knows! There are so many women in the world, why hang yourself on a tree? ”

Tang Dynasty.

Emperor Taizong Li Shimin watched this video.

“Oh! So this is a dog licker? Such a passionate person is called a dog licker?”

“Isn’t this too ridiculous in the future?”

At this time, the sky curtain is still playing.

[The above video can be summarized in one sentence: dog lickers hurt their body and money, and they will end up with nothing.]

[And girls always like men who make them cry, and always let down men who make them laugh.]——Tong Jincheng

[Next, let’s understand what a scumbag is like, and what is the difference between a scumbag and a dog licker!]

[The main feature of a scumbag is that he is not proactive, does not refuse, and is not responsible!]