Watching short videos of beautiful women dancing, the ancients were all shocked

The more you spend, the more you spend.

[The main point is, good girls should be cherished, bad girls should not be wasted! ]

[In their world, there is never a shortage of women, and their concept is: "Money is for girls to look at, not to spend on them! You can be open-hearted, but you can't spend money. You can swear, but you can't post on WeChat Moments!"]

["If a girl says she wants to go home at night, they will let her go back now!"]

[Next, let's enjoy the scumbag's quotes. 】

"Have you eaten? Go to bed early! I've been in meetings all day!"

"Wear more clothes and drink hot water. That girl is my sister!"

"Don't make a fuss. Really not. We are really good friends!"

"It's out of battery. I just turned on the phone. I was thinking about you just now! What are you doing? Sorry, I don't know what I did wrong!"

"You are very good. I don't deserve you. Forget me. Next one!"

[It's not easy to be a scumbag. To be a scumbag, first you have to be rich, handsome, and sweet-talking! 】

[Don't think you are fickle. If you can't pick up any of the ten girls, then you are a scumbag. You don't deserve it! 】

[You may just provide perfect emotional value for ten girls, but you are definitely not a scumbag! 】

[You can only be considered a good man. Let ten girls know at the same time that there is a licking dog who licks me every day. 】——Tong Jincheng.

Ming Dynasty.

Zhu Yuanzhang's face improved after seeing this.

"Compared to the licking dog, I feel that this scumbag is better."

"We want to be a scumbag!"

When Queen Ma heard this, she was furious!

"Zhu Chongba, tell me clearly, what do you want to be?"

"Still a scumbag, people have to be handsome, and this alone is not enough for you!"

Zhu Yuanzhang was aggrieved like a child!

...

Three Kingdoms.

When the three brothers Liu, Guan and Zhang saw this, they nodded with satisfaction.

"Hey! That's right."

"Women are like clothes, if clothes are broken, just replace them with new ones!"

When Liu Bei heard Zhang Fei's words, he turned around and praised: "Not bad, not bad! Third brother is right, women are like clothes, we brothers are brothers!"

At this time, the sky screen turned, and the most affectionate Tong Jincheng in Jiangnan picked up girls.

[Scene 1: "Three Alumni"]

[In a car, there are girls sitting in the front row, and a handsome guy sitting in the back is broadcasting live. 】

"Where are you from? Is it convenient to tell me which school you are from?" Tong asked from behind:

The girl said shyly: "Zhejiang Art, Zhejiang Academy of Arts!"

"Which district?"

"Binhai!"

"Alumni, what class are you from? I'm from the class of 2008, what class are you from?" Tong asked from behind with a surprised look.

"I'm a junior, and I haven't graduated yet!" the girl said.

"Damn, you're an alumni after all this time? Come on, Xiaoxue, sit in the back!" After that, the girl in front got off the car and sat in the back, exchanging seats with Tong.

Tong sat in the passenger seat, fastened his seat belt and said: "I've been talking to you for a long time. I wonder why the more I look at you, the more friendly I feel!"

"So you're a friend. Add me on WeChat, junior sister!"

The scene changed again.

"Hey! Is this LV?" Tong said to the pretty girl again.

"This is a replica!" the girl said with an embarrassed look.

"Your bag is pretty good, where did you buy it?" Tong continued the topic.

"I bought it near the school!"

"Near the school? You're still studying!"

"Yeah!"

"You're in college?"

"Yes!"

"You're a college student?"

"Yeah, that's right!" the girl answered somewhat confusedly.

"Maybe we... where are you studying in college," Tong asked expectantly.

"Xiamen Business School!"

Tong said in surprise: "Alumni!"

"You're..."

"Media!"

"I'm not from the media?" the girl said quickly.

Immediately, the fairy tale style changed: "Media... I'm from the media, I'm in Xiamen University Media!"

Come on, school girl, add me on WeChat!

After the girl left, the whole live broadcast room exploded!

"Have you ever been to college?"

"I'm a stay-at-home college student!"

...

Tong said unconvincedly: "Damn, you guys know I'm from Zhejiang University of Science and Technology!"

"You can Baidu Zhejiang University of Science and Technology and find out what school it is."

...

[Scene 2:]

[Can you do whatever you want just because you're handsome? ]

[Tong Jincheng tells you that being handsome means you can do whatever you want! ]

"Hello

Miss, are you from here?" Tong asked a lady!

"Uh... Hello, I'm not from here. I came to Hangzhou to find my boyfriend!" The girl said with a silly face.

Then she saw Tong Jincheng's appearance and instantly became crazy about him!

"You came to Hangzhou to find your boyfriend!"

The girl regretted saying that at this moment, and replied with some disappointment:

"Uh... Yes!"

"You have a boyfriend, it's not too much for us to add WeChat, right?"

Tong's operation completely made the girl unable to do it!

Tong looked at the confused girl and said:

"If you don't have a boyfriend, I won't add you. If you don't have a boyfriend, it feels a bit too casual for me to add you on WeChat!"

"But now that you have a boyfriend, it's different. Can we add WeChat?"

"Okay then! "The girl shyly showed her QR code!

While adding the girl's WeChat, Tong said to the fans in the live broadcast room:

"Brothers, if she didn't have a boyfriend, I wouldn't add her, but who let her have one!"

The girl looked at Tong's strange operation and couldn't help but said: "You are so honest!"

Tong replied casually: "We Hangzhou people are like this!"

After adding WeChat, Tong said to the girl:

"Then I won't bother you anymore. Remember to find me if you break up!"

...

At this time, the eye-catching barrage in the sky passed through the sky!

"Solve the problem of quantity first, then the problem of quality! Tuition fee!"

"It's best to chase girls with boyfriends, because you only have one competitor!"

"Grandmaster, if I had half of your ability to pick up girls, I wouldn't be single now!"

"As long as you are handsome, just show your QR code directly. Any more words are nonsense! ”

“He is handsome, rich, and so good at flirting. Who among the sisters can resist him!”

“Xiao Tong is the only one who drives a Ferrari and calls me brother!”

…

[This is the difference between a scumbag and a bootlicker. A real scumbag never plays with women’s feelings as capital, but treats every woman sincerely!]

[Sincerity is always a killer move! You may not get love if you are sincere, but you will definitely lose love if you are not sincere! — Tong Jincheng.]

[To sum it up in one sentence, a bootlicker is a dog, and a scumbag is a person. This person leaves the bones of the chicken after eating, and the dog still thinks it is delicious, but the chicken thinks that the bones were eaten by the dog before it dies, and the dog is not worthy!]

[So netizens must not be bootlickers!]

People in different time and space have different reactions to Tong Jincheng, the ancestor of scumbags in the sky, picking up girls!

Tang Dynasty.

The corners of Taizong’s mouth slightly raised!

“This young man is not bad, he has the style of my past! Haha..."

"You look good, but you are still a little far from me!"

Even poets like Li Bai admire Tong Jincheng very much!

In their opinion, this is not a scumbag, this is called romantic!

"Since ancient times, people have not been romantic in their youth!"

Three Kingdoms.

Cao Cao looked at Tong, who was hugged by the left and right in the sky, and drooled with envy!

"Are the later generations so open?"

"Hey! Royal sister, loli, so fragrant!"

Ming Dynasty.

Zhu Di looked at the last sentence on the sky and fell into deep thought!

Good guy, it means that I like you, you are with others, and then others dump you, you come back to me, I still treat you well, and you still think I am not worthy of you?

"What's the reason!"

"Since ancient times, people who are sentimental have always been hurt by ruthless people!"

At the same time, a new video appeared on the sky [Traveler vs. Son of the Plane]