Watching the Dawn
Vol 16 Chapter 53: On a secret date with the screaming shack
Seeing that Lu Yuan had given him 50,000 gold gallons, Lockhart didn't pick up his wand directly to open a film with Lao Lu. But he was absolutely unwilling to die, so as soon as he walked to the place where there were few people in the village, he immediately paralyzed on the ground, saying that death would no longer move half a step!
"Stop, stop ... Okay, Lu, for our sake of being friends, I have to tell you a real secret!" Lockhart looked around nervously, making sure there was no one, he Then he squeezed the magic wand and looked at the far landing eyes and said, "... Lu, I am not a real anti-black magic expert!"
He lifted his wand a little bit, preparing for Lu Yuan to have a problem, and immediately came to "forget everything"-to erase this part of his memory! But watching five seconds, ten seconds ... almost half a minute later, Lockhart found Lu Yuan just looked at him so dumbly, there was no "should" response at all!
Is this wrong? How could there be no response? What I said is so shocking news!
Is it because he didn't hear clearly?
"Lu, I mean I am just a novelist, not a real ..."
"I know!" Lu Yuan interrupted him simply.
"Ah? You know?" Lockhart was dumbfounded.
"Nonsense, not only I know it, many people know it! In this world where magic is everything, how many people do you think you can hide? Don't be naive!" Lu Yuan shook his head helplessly, his words made Harold first Surprised, then there was an abnormal loss, and the body relaxed. "Right, Lockhart. I have to remind you that Dumbledore also knows that you are of a limited level. He hired you as a teacher, probably because he was not well-intentioned, you better be careful ... you should hurry if you are in danger. run."
"Who? Dumbledore? Haha ~ Impossible! Dumbledore is a good old man, and he trusts me very much!" Speaking of Dumbledore, Lockhart is no different from most wizards in this world. Admiration and admiration.
"Forget it." Lu Yuan's words have already reached this point, as for choosing not to believe it is Lockhart's own problem. "Listen to Lockhart, I wo n’t let you die. Screaming, there are indeed ghosts in the shack (Lockhart shuddered), but not the evil spirit, but ... how to say, like Hogwarts The ghosts wandering around in the school are the same, do you understand? You see, the two Aurors and I are still alive is proof! "
Lockhart opened his confused eyes, indicating that he did not understand. But he still understood the point of "no life threatening", and his courage returned to him! As long as it is not life-threatening, Lockhart is not short of adventure. "But since you said it's harmless, why would Auror be hung at the entrance of the village? It's really not dangerous?" He confirmed again.
"Because she is a grumpy ghost," Lao Lu's face twitched, and faint bruises could still be seen on the edge of his eyes.
"Okay, listen to Lockhart! The reason why I came to you is because what I need is not your ability to slay demons and demons. Do you understand?" Lu Yuan continued to hold his shoulder after seeing Loha's characteristics. Go on, "What I need ... is your masculine charm! Wait, don't be nervous, I don't disturb the base. I mean, that ghost is a woman, very beautiful and beautiful woman!"
"And you," Lu Yuan Laluhat got up and helped him sort out his clothes. "You are an aphrodisiac, a walking stick! No woman is you, even if she is a female ghost!"
"Yes," Lockhart grasped his shirt proudly for a long time before suddenly realizing that something was wrong. "I'm not a massage stick and an aphrodisiac ... but what does this have to do with me? Lu, you know that friends return to friends, and business returns to business." In fact, he is still a bit worried about risks-Lockhart is now a rich man And the experience of coaching at Hogwarts will make him fame and fortune, it is best not to risk.
You should know that the ghosts of Hogwarts are not harmless, but the magic contract restricts them from being able to strike the students.
"Listen to Lockhart, I'm thinking about you." Lu Yuan hugged his shoulder and pressed Lockhart toward the screaming shack on the mountain. Lockhart contended a little, and found that Lu Yuan's iron arm could lift him up and take him back flat, only to give up resistance, and by the way, listen to what Lu Yuan said.
"Your new book sales craze is over. Although teaching at Hogwarts is a good gold-plated method, there are advantages and disadvantages. Being a teacher also means that you will stay away from the best-selling list for a whole year. Time! We all know that that market is changing fast. When you come back a year later, maybe people have forgotten you ... Listen to me! "Lu Yuan stopped Lockhart from rebutting and continued.
"You want to say that you can continue writing new books at school? I can only say that this idea is stupid! Why? Because everyone buys your book because they believe that you really did those things. If you are in Hogwarts Now, we have made some bizarre plots. Will everyone still believe you? "
Lu Yuan led Lockhart and stood in front of the screaming shack.
"What do you see now? Screaming shack? No no no, you are wrong, you are seeing a very beautiful novel theme! Zero risk, big gain! You don't need to travel to Tibet to live with a snowman, let alone Need to go to Romania to dance with vampires, as long as you can find such a wonderful adventure theme around Hogwarts! At this point in life, there is nothing else to ask! Not to mention the most important point-what happened in the screaming shack now It has spread throughout the UK-as long as you solve it, you will not only gain a greater reputation, but no one will doubt the authenticity of your work in the future! "
Lu Yuan started the bewitching mode of "the devil speaks in your ear". "And what you want to do is not to fight with a wand, just to make a grumpy woman happy ..."
"Just coax a woman to be happy." Facing the small wooden structure with light leaking in front of him, Lockhart murmured again. His expression gradually changed from hesitation to firmness. "Yes, if it's just a woman, I can do it!" Lockhart forced his blond hair back a bit and straightened his waist towards the door.
The prospect Lu Yuan portrayed was too beautiful, so he could not be bothered.
Compared to the petrification incident that is happening on the Hogwarts campus, it is a piece of cake.
"Wait," as a result, as soon as he took a step, he was dragged back by an iron arm-still without resistance, still the familiar formula. Lockhart almost cried, "Lu, I'm ready to go. What kind of trouble are you doing?"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm used to movements." Lao Lu rubbed his hands all over the city, "That, Lockhart, before we go in, shall we talk about the profit distribution of the new book?"
"What ?!" Lockhart looked incredulously far away. "What are you talking about? I'm all about exorcizing you!"
"But this is my place, the opportunity I offer, I will be laughed at in the future as an idiot in the book, but you can harvest a best-selling book! Not to mention the fame that you have gained from this ... I suggest to gain two Eight points, I eight you two! "
"This is absolutely impossible!" Lockhart sternly refused. "Of course, for the consideration of the site usage fee, I can agree to 10%, which is what you said is 91%, and you are 9%, and you have to help me do promotional planning."
"It's too sincere, think about your new book ... I can even think of the name-it's called" Secret Date with the Screaming Hut "(Lohart's book naming format is" **** with **** ") How? Seventy-three is divided, this is my biggest concession. Otherwise, when the reporter comes to interview, I will tell the truth, including the truth that you have been abducted!"
Lu Yuan took out the recording pen and clicked, "I am Commander Shepard, this is my favorite ..."
"Sorry, I got it wrong." Lu Yuan quickly closed the recorder and took out another one. This replayed Lockhart's voice, "Lu, I'm not a real anti-black magic expert!" "Look!" Lu Yuan was smug.
"Damn it!" Lockhart gritted his teeth, the handle was caught, and he was fixed with iron arms to get his wand. And now the situation is: he wanted to enter the screaming shack, but Lu Yuan stopped.
"Listen, I can make a little concession. But you have to understand that only I can get the one in the room ... I intend to increase the proportion of romance in the new book, such as talking about a spiritual relationship. My readers like to watch these. .Well, as a friend, I agree to split between two and eight, but I am two of you. "
...
"Lockhart, you are an excellent negotiating opponent!" The two people crouching at the door were a little bit gasping for arguing. Seeing that the first half of the night is going to pass-it is estimated that the female ghost light in the house is listening, and she has already laughed quickly, and Lu Yuan decided to sacrifice the strongest ace in his hand. "Half a point! As long as I say the name of the female ghost in the house, you will definitely agree with my plan ~ www.readwn.com ~ She is famous?" Luo Hart, the best name in his life, heard Lu Yuan's words. Know the heart.
"Very famous! There will be no more than ten people in the UK who can exceed her fame! As long as the queen is removed from the woman, there will be no one!"
Lockhart was suddenly excited, "Well, if what you said is true ... then half a point! Tell me quickly, who is she?"
After looking at the dark night sky, Lu Yuan confirmed that there would be no thunder and chopping him-before grabbing Lockhart's neck collar and pulling it down, whispering a name in his ear.
"It's her ?!" Lockhart screamed. "It turned out to be her ... the deal!"
Under night, another dirty py deal was reached ...
After the negotiations were completed, Lu Yuan finally let go of Lockhart's hand and signaled that he could go in.
Peacock stood up, turned around in excitement two times, kept sorting out the instrument, and even took out the perfume and sprayed it in the mouth. After he confirmed that he was correct, he pulled open the door of the screaming shack and walked in.
Lu Yuan had been watching him into the house with pity, and then he turned his eyes to the night sky again, and sighed faintly.
He seemed to hear the sound of the completion of the task in his ear-
[Ding, your task of "finding a punching bag for the raging ghost" has been successfully completed! The ghost favorability will return to the initial value with tomorrow morning. 】
… No, I really heard a beep sound!
A master **** who is always hiding on the sidelines, even if he is already schizophrenic and bedridden!
Don't forget to tease the already desolate Lao Lu ...
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ps: Some book friends are anxious. Lao Lei can only say, don't worry, you have to give me time to start a new world. It ’s interesting to review the original work recently. (To be continued.)
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