Weird: Transformed into a lolita, I am really not an evil god

"Inside, are you two here to buy something?" A

loli voice mixed with a little "shyness" but soft and sticky sounded in the supermarket

, Xiao Nan quietly pulled Lili behind him,

and chose a person to face the "Deep Well Ice CP".

[After all, I alone took on everything.]

Although Xiao Nan had not encountered an "accident" before, he had faced a similar situation when he was a man

, but at that time, he was more than one meter and eight meters tall, and he could knock down unreasonable customers who wanted to buy 0 yuan with one punch.

[Have you eaten? Eat me a punch if you don't eat, a DIO hair inside! Thunder nut!]

But now, the two arms and legs together are not as thick as others, thigh-thick thin arms and thin legs, so Xiao Nan feels that it is more appropriate to be a person or reasonable.

Lin Xia heard the soft loli sound, and subconsciously thought that it was from a normal girl with a cat on her head, so she looked at it,

but the dazzling feeling that almost blinded her eyes made her realize that she was still too young.

[After all, even the dimensional cracks around its body, if it is not "allowed", it can crush reason. ]

Li Xiaoming pulled Lin Xia's hand without a trace, allowing him to slow down.

She subconsciously had to use the excuse of facing the supermarket shopping guide to "deal with" the terrifying existence

, but Li Xiaoming's words blurted out first:

"Ah, I'm very sorry to disturb you when you are busy, but in fact, we are not here to buy anything." "

[In any transaction related to the gods, never participate directly, because you do not know what you promised, what you got in the process of trading, and...] What was lost.

Li Xiaoming's mind always kept in mind the "everything as usual" that the strange voice emphasized at the end after seeing the purgatory-like picture.

Therefore, he chose to explain the most straightforward meaning of rejection in the most tactful tone possible.

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Xiao Nan looked at the two who always kept their heads down, and didn't understand why there are always strange guys in this world who like to show their scalps to others - is it to show off their proud hair?

Xiao

Nan thought of this, looking at the gauze that began to ooze blood again in the other party's eye sockets, and always felt that since he transformed, it was better not to speak:

otherwise, he always felt that he would be slapped in the face by himself (?) Also, uncle, your snow is about to drip down!!!!!

Xiao Nan really wants to turn around and get some toilet paper to give this chicken nest head a little help, as for why not consider directly 1.1.0?

Xiao Nan said that even if he is a "warrior" walking on the edge of the red line of "unlicensed operation", if he calls today, it is estimated that JC comrades, after solving these two people, the next thing is to solve themselves.

However, just before she left, the "ruthless man" in front of her directly calmly covered the snow-seeping gauze with one hand, while lowering his head and saying: "

Ah, I'm very sorry to disturb you when you are busy, but in fact, we are not here to buy anything." Xiao

Nan feels that this person is very unemotionally intelligent, but any normal person, even if it is rainy days in order to avoid the rain, walking into other convenience stores, will be out of embarrassment, buy a bottle of water or drink to briefly express "gratitude", right

????

?

Xiao Nan pursed her mouth and chose to hold the little white on Lili's head into her arms to seek a trace of comfort.

The

temperature in the supermarket seemed to have dropped a little inadvertently, it was early summer, Li Xiaoming actually felt a chill that wanted to shiver, and the

wound of his broken Horus Eye seemed to make him hallucinate inexplicably

Many reptile creatures that exuded a dark and damp aura seemed to stand up in anger, revealing arthropods with countless barbs, and hanging those arthropods around their necks, while questioning themselves in language that they could not understand but could perceive

: How dare you?

Li Xiaoming knew that if he could not "make up", then he was afraid that if he wanted to degenerate into the minions of the ancient gods, it would be a luxury.

So, he thought of the "popular science" mentioned to Lin Xia at the beginning, and after following the requirements of "everything as usual

", he added:

"Actually, we are members of the 'Anti-Internet Superstition Association' and specialize in scientific propaganda activities!

Li Xiaoming said the words he thought of temporarily in one breath

and spoke at a fluent speed, after all, when he was on duty, he did not transfer emergency calls from other departments, but what happened?

Among the ten "supernatural events", nine and a half of them can be inseparable from the eyes of the parties!

Li Xiaoming, who made up nonsense without blushing, described it to the other party in a very convincing form.

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Fortunately, I don't have a watt in my brain, and I can tell the difference between middle school illness, acting, and listening to Internet rumors, otherwise I would really be frightened by this propagandist today!" Xiao

Nan was secretly frightened, but he didn't expect that someone would observe his supermarket in the shadows late at night, what was this for?

In the process, he found the girl and the young actor in the middle two sickness, and then was frightened.

Even, Xiao Nan's mind has already made up his brain, the thief is shivering and crying, while holding the telephone pole to make a report call.

Thinking of this, she felt that she needed to go back and install some surveillance cameras around her supermarket

! She looked at the "propagandist" who looked a little "restrained" in front of her, and showed a grateful look: "

Thank you, thank you for the reminder! I think that your arrival is of great significance to me, and I firmly believe that science is the truth!"

After all, thanks to these two propagandists with a strange style coming to the door, they can notice that their own supermarket, security measures are flawed, so it is reasonable to say something to encourage these two silly children, right?]

Listening to the affirmative words, Li Xiaoming and Lin Xia even had an illusion, as the other party's words fell, it seemed that the surrounding environment had changed slightly, and there was a feeling of comfort in early spring

Even before Li Xiaoming knew it, the wound in his eye had recovered to the extent that it was only limited to the shattering of the Eye of Horus.

"He is in a good mood, so you can be forgiven. 】

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