Weird: Transformed into a lolita, I am really not an evil god

"As we all know, in modern society,

in addition to those feudal superstitions that are still passed down orally in some areas because of the lack of information..."

"Is telling stories considered spreading superstitions?"

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Li Xiaoming gritted his teeth)

As long as the principle of positive energy is followed, it is all excellent that is worth retaining and carrying forward..."

"But the Yugong family, the children and grandchildren, have been civil engineering brothers for a lifetime for infrastructure projects

, but in the end, it is just because of the gods above, every time they open their eyes, they will watch them move bricks

, so that it is like eight people in the morning when they see the alarm clock at five or six o'clock, they feel very upset

So he took the initiative to help them remove the mountain, so that they could get what they wanted

, so is this the positive energy of promoting 'hard struggle', or is it better to work hard than to hit big luck?"

Inside......... My mother's pork foot rice is really made with Peppa Pig's hands............

?""Li

Xiaoming's fist hardened, he didn't understand why he chose to use "popular science propaganda" as an excuse

, he felt that if he could at least have the power of the angel level, then he would shout in a hoarse voice:

Great existence, you are here to find fault, right?!

[ Even in the fantasy of ignorance, he knew that he must maintain the greatest respect for him]

, he pinched his eyebrows, feeling that if he had low blood pressure, he would get a perfect "natural remedy" today.

Lin Xia looked at Li Xiaoming's stunned appearance, and although she could feel a bunch of terrifying existences with hidden figures sitting around, she still wanted to laugh.

[Maybe this is the real version of the hell joke?]

After his partner said "I want to do scientific propaganda", the unknown he, while holding the illusion that seemed to be a cat and looking closely at the horror like Horus

, said in a "disguised" voice to the "waiter" who was obviously just an ordinary human girl: "

Lily, they are not selling insurance, they are here to do popular science propaganda."

Is it a fried skewer made with grapes? My mom made it probably better than theirs.

"It's not food, it's a live-action cartoon

!" "Cartoon?"

"Yes!" Looking

at Lili, who has never left the little white in her arms

, Xiao Nan feels that Lili's state of being "stocked" by the lady next door all day is unsafe:

I always feel that if the strange uncle takes a lollipop, he can trick Little Lili away

Since this is the case, then it is necessary for this kind person to take this opportunity to let Lili's "anti-fraud common sense" get some improvement!

Therefore, after Xiao Nan knew that the other party was not a deep well ice CP, but a "propagandist", he immediately took out two small benches of the same style from the corner of the store

, casually dusted off the dust on the surface with the little white tail in his arms, and then took Lili's little hand, sat side by side, and began to listen to the "expert" popular science".

"Please be sure to elaborate, although I myself believe in science and know how to distinguish feudal superstition,

this child is still young and needs your help."

When Li Xiaoming heard this, he was a little confused, but before he could think about it, he suddenly felt that

there seemed to be some kind of thick wet quilt similar to that soaked in the cold lake water

, with the winding pressure of a python, from his lower back to his shoulders.

[Do what you say, or, die.] Before

the strange feeling that I don't know why it was about to crawl to his heart like a worm

, Li Xiaoming endured the pain of almost cracking his bones, put on

a kind appearance of a grassroots staff of the fire fighting bureau, went to the kindergarten to conduct a safety tour during the school season, and began to tell all kinds of publicity cases that he could think of at the first time.

At the beginning, Li Xiaoming told some cases that were closer to life, not only so that Lili could concentrate, listen carefully and shake her head, so that Liang Qu, who wanted to squint and take a nap on her shoulders, was forced to follow and "listen".

[Liang Qu said: Can't Ben Miao close his eyes steadily

? Those big guys who couldn't even feel the breath in the past, they all probed at this moment, and even separated their thoughts

, lying on the back of the young man, if it weren't for avoiding the sight of Lord Immortal Venerable, I'm afraid they would have a meeting at this time?!

However, "accidents" often occur in seemingly bland processes.

Xiao Nan originally listened to it with relish

, such as the other party's mention of lawbreakers, by posting small advertisements in public announcement places, through gimmicks such as "gods pray for blessings, thousands of gold and ask for children", to defraud some people in need in this area of money and even health.

I don't know why, Xiao Nan felt that this was very realistic, after all, he had indeed seen it when he was shopping before.

However, what Xiao Nan didn't understand was why when he heard "many children and many blessings

", what appeared in his head was a black-purple polymer similar to a crab follicle mass that had been magnified countless times

, permeated with mucus that could corrode everything that was in contact with the surrounding objects, and with a tail like a slug, constantly swinging on the skin of those "follicles".

Those mature follicles, like dandelions blown away by the wind, continue to drift away from

the polymer, but this does not affect the volume of

the polymer, because countless energy extracted from the exotic void is constantly fed into the polymer, and then "grows" new follicles to replenish the absence;

but that is only the "production end", if along the "top" of the polymer If you look up, you will find that the shadow that is larger than the king of the ancient titans stands there as abruptly as the towering ancient tree to the shallow puddle.

On the curved and sharp horns, some broken fragments of the planet were attached;

countless bodies of gods who did not know where they came from, had long been split into fragments like weathered wax figures, floating around the giant hooves that could shatter the stars, and

the tail of the snake that swallowed the sky, as if the sentinel had found something different,

slapped on the "quiet" limb.

The gaze like the owner of the room found a thief is the last scene of Xiao Nan's "vision".

She didn't understand why she would "make up" the strange picture just now because of a four-character idiom, let

alone why, the gaze that seemed to exist real made her feel a little excited———— a sense of joy of meeting the old in another place.

Suddenly, she felt that her delicate little nose was like a work of art, a little itchy, she slightly sideways, and into her eyes was Xiaobai's watery big eyes that were staring at her.

[Oh, I was actually in a daze! was also discovered by Xiaobai, if it "meowed" out, wouldn't it make Lili feel that I was not serious enough, not to mention, that chicken nest head spirit guy, will he feel that he is talking to the air?

A good classmate, Little Lily's ear said:

"Lili, in fact, he missed one situation, that is, the pig's foot in the pig's foot rice is the hand of Page and his brother, if you order the whole family barrel set, then....... It's his family's hand. After

all, children are easy to take cartoons seriously, and a "preventive shot" in advance should be of some use, right?]

When Lily heard this, she seemed to hear a "demon whisper" that was even more terrifying than her mother's bedtime story about "bad children will be taken away by wolf grandmothers"

, she was like a lost person, meeting the incarnation of a god, twisting her waist and tilting her head in fear and nervousness. His thin lips trembled slightly, and he said,

"Really... Really...?" Xiao

Nan looked at Lili, who was obviously scared to cry, and after a second of guilt, she instantly adjusted her expression, resisted the urge to laugh out loud, and said with a serious face:

"Lie to you is a puppy."

At the same time, in order not to make the chicken nest head spirit guy feel ignored,

[I really wish I was let go as a fart.]

Xiao Nan interjected:

"Is telling stories considered spreading superstition?"

Liang Qu maintained a frightened look, staring at Xiao Nan all the time, of course, this is also a state maintained by those beings in the supermarket, except for the three humans

, because just now, his body exuded a similar but obviously not belonging to the aura that it could dominate

, which was obviously different from the supreme will that wanted to pursue "peace", but wanted to pursue "birth".

[Liang Qu: Meow... Is it a Taoist friend of Immortal Venerable.............?]

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