Weird: Transformed into a lolita, I am really not an evil god

"Please note that in order to ensure the safety of the external participants

, the duration of this mission will be extended, and

all personnel must remain on duty

until they receive a notice of evacuation............

Repeated............"

The bright silver badge shaped like an iris shield transmits

the commands of this world to all those who are in the dreamland through the taupe transparent whiskers that are closely connected to the wearer's body (or indeed the heart).

And at the same time as that message was conveyed

, a tall thin man wearing an extra-long patchwork trench coat, a red and black leather top hat

, and a hard hand guard mixed with the bones of the lower god apostles

, (the only difference between the male member and the female member is that the latter wears black Reis gloves, which are full of charm

) with his back against the tree trunk, and constantly tosses the sterling silver coin with Raymond attached to it, I took back my pocket.

"Hey, in order to celebrate my exceptional 'discharge', those X18 games that I put into the warehouse in advance can't

go back tonight to fight all night... Bah! Have you tasted..............? "

It is not like the operators scattered in other directions to consider whether there is any intention in this new

order, but from their own point of view, to consider how this order will

affect their plans, ———

highlights a sense of anti-bone.

However, in the next second, above his head

, a large bird creature about half the size of an adult and similar to a crow

, swooped directly from above, with its bird's foot like a mountaineering hook,

tied to the top of the man's top hat.

"Li Xiaoming! You give me attention! The

huge crow-like creature, while pressing Li Xiaoming to the ground with its strong legs,

emitted a female voice from the slender and sharp beak

.

"Your seal hasn't been repaired yet, what's the difference between you and a D-rank operator now?!"

Give me honest obedience! Also, keep yourself a reminder!

Now we and other colleagues in the fantasy realm, every word and deed represents the image of our bureau!

If you let those outsiders who come to participate in the trial hear...."

Through the feathers of Carolus, Lin Xia, who turned into an inhuman form

, constantly output his language to Li Xiaoming, who was lying on the ground with an unhappy expression

, after all, Li Xiaoming was released in advance this time

, and he was also "guilty of meritorious service" - "

As long as you do a good job in the task of receiving the introduction, in the file, Regarding your record this time

, I can erase it for you in retrospect, after all, I am at least your leader.

Zhang Xifeng's promise allowed the two of them to be "discharged" in advance to perform the task, and Zhang Xifeng

still hoped that someone he trusted would do it for the matter of "pulling a relationship" (Lili) into the door

.

Therefore, the two parties, each with their own purpose, reached an agreement on this matter.

Li Xiaoming held his head in his hands and begged for mercy at the same time:

"Sister Lin! You pay attention! You're not married yet!

This is 'crow flying', it will damage your image! When

Lin Xia heard this, she was stunned, she always felt that this kid had something to say

, she looked down at the place where her feet were stepping

on, and thought about the other party playing those beautiful girl games in strange clothes

, and in a trance, she understood what the other party was referring to..................

"Lee! Small! Bright! "

..............

Looking at the bottom of the cliff, those wearing formal clothes, pajamas, sportswear, two-dimensional ultra-wide fat house pain clothes.......... (Huh?) What's the weird dress up mixed in?

Li Xiaoming kept rubbing his head and arms as if he had been killed by a Thai horse, and

said:

"These people, what are they wearing before going to sleep???

As a junction between illusion and reality, fantasy dreams will still abide by the material rules of the present world,

so experienced "old people" will prepare all their means (even intimate clothing) before dreaming.

Lin Xia shaved her feathers and spoke:

"They don't have much experience, moreover, this can select real talents

, well, you go and tell them the rules

, I estimate that if you grind for a while, in this group of people, someone will soon establish themselves as the boss."

Where there are people, there will be rivers and lakes, and there will be huddles and isolated people, which is an invisible consensus,

although this only applies to small human beings.

Li Xiaoming glanced at his mouth and said to himself,

"Wasn't that how I became the leader of our group?"

With that, he also began to walk towards the crowd that spontaneously gathered together.

At the same time, with his hearing and vision far beyond ordinary people, he is also observing these newcomers.

About 30 people of all kinds kept

an appropriate distance from each other like visitors waiting for the call outside the medical examination room, of course, some of them were familiar with each other.

"Brothers, I was looking at what 'wonderful weird talk live experience plan' was on the Internet, in order to collect 'evidence of fraud

', earn some bonuses, and relieve the pressure of repaying the loan, I tried to click the button

, but I didn't expect that I fainted

, and as soon as I opened my eyes, I woke up in this place that looked like a forest land,

is this the same situation for you?"

A short, young man with a smooth head asked a few people next to him who looked to be relatively bulky

.

"Huh? What? I JUST SAW THAT THERE WAS AN 'IRON RICE BOWL' JOB RECRUITMENT ON THE INTERNET, SO I SUBMITTED MY RESUME

, BUT I DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEND ME AN OFFER DIRECTLY, BUT I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT AFTER OPENING THE ENVELOPE, IT WAS ACTUALLY A MATRYOSHKA ENVELOPE, BUT AFTER

I OPENED IT AGAIN, I WOKE UP HERE IN A DAZE.......

Hey, this brother, don't just listen to us, tell me about your situation? "

Huh?

When looking for glue materials, click on the website randomly, there is a button marked 'invite', just come in... Ay?

Why are you covering your mouth and shaking your shoulders?! Bully honest people, huh?! "

The cheerful atmosphere, will seem a little lonely to make people feel a trace of cold feeling to dilute a little

, the opening of the chatterbox, will naturally narrow the distance between each

other, even if the other side out of instinct

to distance from these men of the girls, different from the men's arrogance, most of them will choose to cover their mouths, suppress their voices to communicate

, after all, in an unfamiliar environment, women are aware of their own protection, it will be even more intense.

Of course, as the exchange deepened, everyone gradually discovered that it seemed that each other's presence here

was related to the mysterious "invitation", although the forms in which it appeared may vary.

Just when the partial silence of the crowd was about to change to a full-scale liveliness

, Li Xiaoming appeared in the center of the crowd at the right time, which made the crowd immediately silent

, after all, when he first woke up, he found this guy who was dressed strangely and followed the big bird

, out of fear of the unknown, everyone did not dare to communicate loudly.

On the premise of finding that the other party did not do anything, everyone began to communicate tentatively

, but before the words were opened, this strange guy actually took the initiative to lean over!

"Don't be nervous, let me briefly explain to you ha, where are you now..............." Li

Xiaoming quickly explained the truth of this "invitation

" to the people present, and at the same time, in order to save time, he finished busy early, went back to play XX games,

and quickly explained the "reward" and "protection mechanism":"

................... Finally

, as long as you pass the assessment, whether you want an iron rice bowl, a letter of guarantee from a famous school, a large bonus

, or something else, as long as you sign a contract with us after passing the trial,

what you need will be cashed out to you!

Of course, what I just said

may subvert your cognition to a certain extent

, but please don't worry, as long as after leaving

here, if you fail the test, or after passing, refuse to accept the truth of this world, then when you really wake up

, everything that happened here, you will forget, even if it is some brothers, the truth that is enough to die a hundred times. "

A certain big guy: I always think this guy is connotating me.

Looking at the crowd that has become active

, especially because the rewards caused by proportional screening are not available to everyone

, and everyone has a little wrong with each other

, Li Xiaoming nodded with satisfaction, and at this moment

, Lin Xia felt the special induction brought by the invitation that was specially marked by the director after being triggered,

"Huh? How does it feel weird? Is it to bulge the difference? Is it necessary to make it so obvious?

Looking at the instrument in his hand, the larger than the ordinary point of light, the difference is ridiculously large huge photophore

, Lin Xia felt that this must be a certain link of people, did not do a good job

, but as a simple-minded employee, in the curious eyes of others,

Lin Xia knocked Li Xiaoming's head with a bird's beak, and

whispered:

"That child is coming."

When Li Xiaoming heard this, he nodded, and then spoke: "

Everyone, our last guest is

coming, by the way

, her identity is somewhat special,

I hope you can pay attention to it."

When Lin Xia heard this, her eyes widened as if she wanted to kill Li Xiaoming immediately———

you are called taking care of the relationship?!"

Li Xiaoming indifferently returned a "don't panic, I can grasp it" look.

After all, Li Xiaoming knows very well how to deal with the relationship households,

and how to let these people not compete too much and hurt Xiao Lili.

It was as if in school at that time, the deputy class leader, the reason why he was favored by the teacher in the first class:

"Hello students, I am xxx, of course, in addition, I have another identity

, I am an external writer of our district newspaper,

and my representative work is "My District Head's Father"."

Of course, some people may ask, why is this child so good,

but only a deputy class leader?

That's because, coincidentally, the class leader is also a small writer in the city newspaper, and

his masterpiece is "My Mayor Dad".

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