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If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.

You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.

Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.

No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.

It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

I guess you prove that even god makes mistakes sometimes.

The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.

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You're so fake, Barbie is jealous.