WELCOME 2 "RICE'S" daily Jokes !!!!

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, your in the way.

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You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.

They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.

The last time I saw something like you, I flushed it.