What Do I Do When All My Girls are Biomonsters?

A silver spoon scooped up the pork and green onion filling, placed it in the center of the dumpling wrapper, closed his palms, pressed the edges of the dumpling wrapper tightly with his fingers, and pinched out wrinkles. Li Yexing placed the wrapped dumplings neatly on the chopping board aside. Then he turned his gaze slightly backwards. He could vaguely hear the sound coming from the living room outside the kitchen. His mother-in-law and his grandmother-in-law seemed to be having a denouncement meeting around his father-in-law.

How can you let Xiao Li smoke? It's rare that Qingqing brings her boyfriend back!

That's right! Now, what do people think of our Bai family?!

That kid is what he is. My father-in-law tried to argue.

Just what? Seriously, you're already a Liu, why don't you have any self-discipline?! Aren't you afraid that you won't survive your father?!

Wait a minute, old woman, what are you talking about? The old man who had been silent finally couldn't help but speak.

It has to be said that this kind of harmonious traditional family atmosphere is quite new to Li Yehang. He listened to this criticism meeting with great interest, so much so that he even slowed down the movements of his hands to wait for the newly wrapped things. As soon as the dumplings were placed on the chopping board, his calf was lightly kicked.

His thoughts drifting to the living room were pulled back to the kitchen. Li Yexing turned his head subconsciously and saw Bai Muqing standing next to him, wearing a light pink apron, staring at him. Perhaps she was in the warm atmosphere of a family. Because of this, the artificial coldness that gathered in Bai Muqing's eyes in the past dissipated a lot, and was replaced by a trace of frank anger.

Do you think you have already escaped? Bai Muqing frowned slightly and whispered: Don't worry, wild dog, they are taking care of dad now, and I will take care of you tonight!

You called me wrong. Li Yexing shrugged at Bai Muqing and said with a chuckle. As expected, this utterance was rewarded with another kick from Bai Muqing.

Really! Before the displeasure on his face dissipated, Bai Muqing raised her head and tapped the floor tiles with her toes, so that the plush slippers that were almost thrown out due to kicking were firmly fixed on her feet again, and then , she turned her head, and while neatly gathering the dumplings that Li Yexing had placed randomly on the edge of the chopping board, she frowned slightly and said: This is your first time coming home with me, how could you Smoking in front of my parents?! It will leave a bad impression!

As Bai Muqing finished speaking, the mother-in-law in the living room said angrily: Zhengyan! This is the first time that Xiao Li has gone home with Qingqing! How can you give Xiao Li a cigarette?! This will leave a bad mark. Impressive!”

Oh ho tilted his head slightly, Li Yexing chuckled and said to Bai Muqing: As expected of a mother and daughter.

Of course, my mother, grandma, and I have formed an unbreakable anti-tobacco and alcohol alliance! With a hint of pride in his tone, Bai Muqing rolled his eyes at Li Yexing, and then said angrily: In the end, I brought back a A boyfriend who is good at everything, including smoking and drinking.”

There's nothing we can do about it. Putting the dumplings he had wrapped and the dumplings made by Bai Muqing on the chopping board, Li Yexing was a little entangled and said, My father-in-law handed me a cigarette the first time I entered the house. Do you think I am? Should I answer the question or not? If I do, oh, it turns out my son-in-law smokes. If I don’t answer, oh, it turns out my son-in-law is so disrespectful.

As he spoke, a bitter smile appeared on Li Yexing's face. He shook his head and said, Coming to your house is more difficult than fighting.

It's our family! Our family! Correcting Li Yexing's slip of the tongue, Bai Muqing frowned and asked Li Yexing with a sneer: And, what you mean, are you planning to pass the blame on my father?

I'm not, I didn't. Li Yexing shook his head hurriedly and said, I don't dare.

After a slight pause, Li Yexing continued in a low voice: But it's really difficult for me to do this. It's the first time I've come to your house. In addition to meeting the elders in the family, isn't the core idea of ​​​​being for your family? Do you want to leave a good impression? I won’t accept your father’s cigarettes, and I won’t drink your father’s toast. How can I leave a good impression?”

Are you going to marry me or my father? Bai Muqing asked with a cold face.

Of course I will marry you. Li Yexing replied with a nod.

Then just listen to me! Putting the wrapped dumplings on the chopping board and neatly stacking them together with Li Yexing's dumplings, Bai Muqing raised the corners of her mouth slightly and said to Li Yexing with a chuckle: It's okay, don't worry about my dad. In our family, mom and grandma have the final say, and it’s enough that they are satisfied with you.”

Oh Li Yexing didn't know how to answer this.

Not long ago, Li Yexing and his father-in-law Bai Zhengyan were smoking in the living room and were caught by Bai Muqing and his mother-in-law. As a result, his grandmother-in-law and grandfather-in-law were instantly in place and began to criticize his father-in-law. At the conference, Li Yexing, who was feeling uncomfortable sitting on the sofa, could only raise his hands like a primary school student and apply to leave.

Let's chat slowly, I'll go to the kitchen to make dumplings. Li Yexing said this.

Turning his head suddenly, Bai Zhengyan stared at Li Yexing, his eyes seeming to ask: Are you going to abandon your comrades? !

I'll go too. Bai Muqing made important strategic decisions in an instant with a calm mind. Bai Muqing was ready to personally disintegrate the tobacco and alcohol alliance between Li Yexing and her father. She quickly came behind Li Yexing and held out her hands. Pushing Li Yexing's lower back, he pushed Li Yexing towards the kitchen and turned to the other people in the living room: I will be responsible for Yexing, and dad will leave it to you.

Then, the situation became what it is now.

Speaking of which, I thought we had to roll the dumpling wrappers ourselves. Looking at the thick stack of machine-pressed dumpling wrappers in the plastic bag next to the chopping board, Li Yexing couldn't help but whispered: I didn't expect this, A There are actually people selling finished dumpling wrappers in China.”

Where do you think this is? This is San Marino. The black nails adorning his fingers were stained with white powder. Bai Muqing lowered his head and pinched the wrinkles on the edge of the dumpling while whispering: Nearly half of them are here. The residents are all Asian, and most of these Asians are Chinese, so it’s strange that no one sells ready-made dumpling wrappers.”

That's right. After using up the last dumpling wrapper in the small pocket in front of him, Li Yexing moved his eyes to the unopened plastic bag filled with dumpling wrappers next to the chopping board. The finished dumplings were placed on the chopping board, and then the lower voice asked Bai Muqing: Are these enough?

Hearing Li Yexing's words, Bai Muqing placed the wrapped dumplings in her hands on the chopping board, then lowered her head to look at the large pile of wrapped dumplings. After thinking for a moment, she whispered: Well, it's almost done.

According to our family's experience, these dumplings need to be cooked in batches, Li Yexing said softly, plus, well, it should be enough anyway.

Li Yexing was so surprised that he didn't say plus some wine

Okay, that's it, let's take a short rest. Bai Muqing straightened up, turned around, stretched, then moved and leaned on Li Yexing, while facing the kitchen door and looking at the living room He said softly: Now, let's wait until the ideological education against my father is over.

What a miserable father-in-law, Li Yexing muttered in a low voice.

Don't think this has nothing to do with you. Bai Muqing lightly bumped Li Yexing's arm with his shoulder. Bai Muqing frowned slightly and said proudly: If you don't obey me, you will be like this in the future.

Second update, call it a day.