What's wrong with me promoting my girlfriend as a diva?

The old man was very happy.

Lin Moxue nodded in sudden enlightenment: "So that's how it is."

Qiao Sheng smiled at her: "There are so many strange surnames in the daily life, it's normal for you to misunderstand."

Lin Moxue counted on her fingers: "No, look, aren't surnames like Songxia, Inoue, and Yamabe quite normal?"

"Normal?" Qiao Sheng laughed and said: "The ones you mentioned are the stupidest."

"Stupid? What do you mean?" Lin Moxue asked curiously.

After hearing what Qiao Sheng said, Wu Yuanxing also became interested and asked, "Qiao Sheng, tell me something. I'm quite curious."

Qiao Sheng suddenly kept it a secret and asked, "What version do you want to listen to?"

Lin Moxue was surprised and said, "Is there a version? What versions are there?"

"Crosstalk version and historical version, which one do you want to listen to?" Qiao Sheng raised two fingers.

Lin Moxue and Wu Yuanxing looked at each other and said at the same time, "Crosstalk version!"

"Okay." Qiao Sheng stood up and opened the door, shouting to the outside, "Zhou Cong, come here!"

Zhou Cong came in happily from outside, greeted the two and looked at Qiao Sheng.

"Brother Sheng, what's up?"

Qiao Sheng patted his shoulder and said, "I'll give you a chance to perform. Be my supporting actor."

Zhou Cong's eyes lit up: "Come on, Brother Sheng!"

Qiao Sheng pulled the hem of his clothes, stood up straight and said, "Thinking back then, during the Warring States Period in Japan."

Zhou Cong said, "Yes, Japan did have a Warring States Period."

"Well, it's called the Warring States Period, but it's different from our Warring States Period. During their Warring States Period, there were only a dozen villages in our countryside fighting there."

"In that small place, you can't even stretch your arms to dance, and it's still the Warring States Period."

Lin Moxue and Wu Yuanxing pointed at their arms and watched Qiao Sheng and Zhou Cong start their performance.

Qiao Sheng continued: "Basically all the men in the country went to the battlefield."

Zhou Cong replied: "All went to the war."

"Almost all the men died, and the emperor was anxious when he saw the rapid decline in the national population."

"Hey, what can we do?"

"The prime minister spoke at this time, saying that the emperor should not be anxious, and he would think of a way for him."

"Wait, Brother Sheng, why is the prime minister of Japan speaking our dialect?"

"Hey, don't you know that during the Qin Dynasty, Qin Shihuang sent a Taoist priest named Xu Fu to the east to find the elixir of immortality? On his ship He also brought five hundred boys and girls."

"What does it matter?"

"These five hundred boys and girls, in the Eastern Capital of Japan, combined with the local indigenous people, and that's how Japan came into being."

"Oh, really?"

"Yes, when the Xiaozi invaded the country, wasn't the slogan "return to our hometown in Xianyang?" You have to understand that we Chinese are the ancestors of the Xiaozi!"

"Hey, that's good!"

"So, what's wrong with their descendants speaking some dialect?"

"That's the truth."

Hearing this, Lin Moxue was already laughing so hard, and Wu Yuanxing was also happy.

Qiao Sheng continued: "Let's talk about the prime minister. The prime minister and the emperor said that we should break the marriage system. As long as we can pass on our family line, it will be fine. We should try our best to keep our nation going."

"Well, what should we do?"

"Cancel the marriage system. Men across the country are fighting. Women at home should not stay at home."

"Where are you going?"

"Go for a walk in the street. Bring your quilt and pillow with you when you go out. Let's go for a walk in the street."

"Brother Sheng, is this thing called kimono later?"

"Yes, kimono, a wedding dress."

"Go away, don't talk nonsense."

"Oh, that's what I mean. I just went for a walk in the street, and then something happened."

"What happened?"

"People The family's ethnicity has been continued, but there is a small problem. "

"What's the problem?"

"You went out for a walk, and you have a child, but what's the child's surname?"

"Yes, this is a big problem."

"Right, you can at least know the person by shaking WeChat. . . . . . ."

"No, no, no, Sheng brother, that's not what I mean, it's different."

"Okay, there was no other way, so we can only give the surname to the place where it happened."

"What does this mean?"

"Don't you understand this? Look, under the pine tree, take off the quilt and take the pillow. . . . . ."

"Stop, stop, Sheng brother, this is not suitable for children, please continue."

"Then continue, if it's at the ferry..."

"Watanabe?" Zhou Cong learned to answer quickly.

"Right, there are others at the foot of the mountain."

"Is it called the foot of the mountain, or the entrance of the mountain?"

"Right, but what I'm most puzzled about is the well. Think of the well, the posture..."

"Stop, stop, stop!"

Zhou Cong quickly reached out to stop him from continuing.

"Puchi!" Lin Moxue laughed out loud, and Wu Yuanxing also clapped his hands on the table with great joy.

Qiao Sheng regained his balance and said, "Inoue is amazing, it's like Pan Jinlian hanging upside down..."

"Stop, stop, stop, Brother Sheng, we are discussing cultural issues, don't involve technology."

"Then let's continue talking about cultural issues. Those that happen once are called Taro, and those that happen twice are called Jiro."

"Yeah, that makes sense."

"Then think about it, the one called Yamamoto Isoroku is incredible..."

Zhou Cong quickly covered Qiao Sheng's mouth: "I understand, Brother Sheng, I understand, stop talking, stop talking."

Qiao Sheng felt that it was enough, and smiled and retracted his magical powers.

Lin Moxue was laughing so hard that her head almost fell to the ground, while Wu Yuanxing smiled and gave Qiao Sheng a thumbs up and said, "It's a pity that you two don't do crosstalk."

"Oh, how can I do this? I heard this crosstalk from someone else." Qiao Sheng smiled and waved his hand.

Wu Yuanxing was even more curious now. He had never heard such an interesting crosstalk before. He asked hurriedly, "I don't know which crosstalk master you heard it from. I have never heard of this one."

"Miao Fu and Wang Sheng."

Qiao Sheng was so thirsty after hearing this crosstalk that he drank a sip of tea before he said two names.

"I have never heard of these two names." Wu Yuanxing thought for a while and confirmed.

Qiao Sheng thought, if you have heard of them, these two are crosstalk actors on earth!

Lin Moxue wiped her tears with a tissue and said, "Qiao Sheng, you are too good at making up people. The name of Xiao Ri Zi is really so... so... so..."

Lin Moxue spent so long but couldn't come up with an adjective.

"You want to say it is so immoral, right?" Qiao Sheng laughed.

Lin Moxue nodded quickly.

"Not entirely, this is just a joke. But Xiaorizi did not have a surname at the beginning, and later their emperor insisted that they take a surname, so there were all kinds of weird surnames."

"Ah? I think these ones sound okay." Lin Moxue asked again in confusion.

"That's because you haven't heard of more weird ones, such as 'my grandson', 'pig mouth', 'inugami', etc."

When Lin Moxue heard these surnames, she was a little unconvinced at first, but when she saw Wu Yuanxing nodded, she was stunned and said: "Why are they so weird?"

"If you want to talk about weird, Xiaorizi can't finish talking about it for three days and three nights, so I won't say it, for fear that you will lose your appetite and can't eat lunch after talking about it."

Lin Moxue nodded, and then said: "It's rare for Uncle Wu to come here, I'll treat you at noon."

Qiao Sheng gave Lin Moxue a thumbs up and said!