Where's The Coach's Loudspeaker? The Horn Is In My Mouth, Beep

36. Coach, Don’T You Want To Teach Me How To Drive?

For a moment, the scene fell into an eerie silence.

Almost everyone who heard the lyrics clearly looked at Fang Yuan on the stage with their mouths agape.

Even Xia Qing, who was playing the piano, unconsciously shook her hands.

In the audience, the groom looked at the bride in confusion.

I found that her eyes were also blank.

The two looked at each other.

The bride replied blankly: "...I don't know him..."

"This..." The groom looked at Fang Yuan again with confusion.

In contrast, netizens in the live broadcast room were instantly excited.

They knew the reason why Fang Yuan came to the wedding.

I thought it was just a casually written song, but not only did it sound good, but the lyrics were also very suitable for the occasion.

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[This, this, this... are you sure you are not here to cause trouble? These lyrics are too awesome, I guess the groom in the audience feels like the green prairie is on his head at this moment? 】

[It’s not that exaggerated, it’s just a song, and Fang Yuan and the bride really don’t know each other. Besides, although the lyrics are sung in the tone of the ex, it’s still a blessing to me and I think it’s pretty good. I'm just doubting, is this really written by him? It sounds very good!]

[Nima~~Some people are watching the fun, some are looking in the mirror, where can I download this song. The day before yesterday, I also received a wedding invitation from my first love, and it happened to be time to go on stage to sing this Yin song. 】

[Stop searching, there is none! This guy is not bragging, maybe this song was actually written by him! Damn it... I'm shocked, is the cost of pretending to be so high these days? 】

On the stage, Fang Yuan faced the guests without any distractions.

It ends with a long piano piece.

The singing echoed in the banquet hall again.

——Unconsciously the bell rang.

You stay where you are.

Waiting for him to get closer.

——He knelt down on one knee gently.

The diamond ring came in slowly.

In your ring finger.

-When everyone is happy for you.

But I just woke up stupidly.

——It turns out that there is no relationship between us.

—Thank you for the special invitation.

——Come and witness your love.

-I always remind myself, don’t run away.

Today you are dressed up very beautifully.

——I also held this beauty in my arms.

——It’s a pity that this is your wedding with him.

—And I’m just a guest.

—I let go of all memories.

——Come to fulfill your love.

But I still don't want to believe that this is fate.

Once said, it becomes what was once forever.

I try to wish you all the best.

- Please forgive me for being so shameless and worthless.

—Choose to excuse me and leave the table first.

With the climax part comes a series of ups and downs.

All the listeners felt their scalps numb and goosebumps all over their bodies.

On the one hand, the lyrics are catchy and the melody is catchy.

Another aspect is of course its explosive lyrics.

The people in the audience were already whispering.

Many people have already begun to talk with their heads down, saying that Fang Yuan is the bride's ex-boyfriend.

Fang Yi was actually mentally prepared for such a scene.

So when he came on stage, he specifically said, give it to everyone, give it to a friend.

He just sang from the perspective of a bystander.

——It’s not an idol drama.

——Why am I acting so well?

—This is an unsightly plot.

—Thank you for the special invitation.

——Watch the love you want.

Guests may have another fate.

—Leaving yourself has come so far.

——What qualifications do you have to care?

-After all, you are the one who finally gets married.

—And I’m just a guest.

I shed all my memories.

Come celebrate your wedding.

—But I still don’t have the courage. Bless you.

——Thank you for giving me my final sobriety.

Give myself back to myself.

—At least I can still be that.

Guests who witness your love.

-He is so lucky to have met you.

I wish he would love you more than me.

As the singing slowly ended, the scene suddenly became extremely quiet.

Everyone still kept looking at the stage.

Many people swallowed their saliva.

A full ten seconds passed...

Wow~~

There was a round of applause.

The host came up awkwardly and chatted a few words in an attempt to ease the embarrassment caused by the song.

The moment Fang Yuan walked off the stage and returned to the table.

The bridesmaids couldn't help but want to gather around and eat melon.

Everyone was asking questions.

"Damn it! Handsome guy, I let you sing, I didn't let you ruin the scene." "

"That's right, but once I say it, it's really nice to sing.

"Tell me honestly, what is your relationship with the bride?"

Seeing several people talking to each other, Fang Yuan had a headache.

He smiled and explained: "Do you think I know the bride?"

Hearing this, several people all nodded doubtfully.

"I feel like I don't know him."

"That's right!" Fang Yuan shrugged: "I told you, it was given to a friend of mine.

"His first love married someone else!"

"Is it that simple?" the bridesmaids asked suspiciously.

"TRADE!"

"Is it possible that I'm really here to cause trouble?

"That's right!" At this moment, the bride and groom came over again with doubts.

"Brother... do you know my wife?"

Fang Yuan smiled awkwardly: "I don't know..."

The bride also nodded blankly: "This is also the first time for me to see him."

"This..." The groom looked at the two of them with a strange expression. He believed his wife.

Just like the bride believed in him before.

But he smiled bitterly and said: "When you sing like this... everyone probably thinks you are my wife..."

At this point, he didn't say any more, but changed his tone: "I don't care...you can either punish yourself with three drinks, or go on stage and sing another song!"

Hearing this, the bridesmaids were the first to boo.

Fang Yuan also knew that the song just now had some influence.

So he punished himself with three cups without hesitation.

And he went directly to the backstage, took a guitar, and returned to the stage again.

The host was a little confused when he saw this scene, but then he reacted.

Immediately started to help warm up the game.

This time, Fang Yuan sang a song "For You".

The previous song was sung for Xiaopang, but this song was sung from his perspective.

After the song ended, the scene was undoubtedly in a state of excitement.

And the previous doubts were swept away in an instant.

Although the lyrics of these two songs are wedding blessings.

But the angle is completely different.

"For You" is more like a blessing from the elders to the younger ones.

If it were an ex-boyfriend, it would be absolutely impossible for him to sing this song.

When Fang Yuan returned to his seat, the groom was relieved and ran to punish himself with three cups.

The wedding has now come to an end.

About an hour later, it was about 9 o'clock in the evening.

As the host's blessings fell, the guests slowly left the venue.

Fang Yuan is no exception, but what gives him a headache is that the car cannot be driven.

I can only take a taxi myself and come back to pick up the car when I sober up tomorrow.

Or find a driver.

Taxis had already formed a long queue downstairs, and even the designated drivers were ready to take orders at any time.

Fang Yuan didn't have any software on her phone, so she had to call a designated driver on the spot.

What a coincidence.

When the designated driver saw Fang Yuan's face, he couldn't help but exclaimed: "Coach?"

Hearing this, Fang Yuan's face twitched.

Good guy, isn't this the designated driver that Xia Qing found last night?

Is it such a coincidence!

Fang Yuan had to bite the bullet and respond awkwardly.

As a result, the two just got in the car and were about to leave.

At this time, the bridesmaids appeared out of nowhere.

They lay directly on the glass window and shouted: "Coach... Why are you running so fast... I want to ask you to sing in the evening.

"Coach, you are not kind. You left Xia Qing here alone. She drank too much. Why don't you send her home.

Fang Yuan looked at Xia Qing's drunken appearance and felt a headache.

I sent her home last night because she drank too much, but she came again tonight?

There is no way, I have to be a good person to the end.

I had no choice but to open the car door and let them help Xia Qing get in the car.

Then I told the designated driver the address of Xia Qing's home, and the car started slowly.

On the way, Xia Qing lay on Fang Yuan's legs like a puddle of mud.

Feeling the soft touch on her thighs, coupled with a little wine, the whole person was a little excited.

After getting off the car, Fang Yuan asked the designated driver not to leave.

I helped Xia Qing home by myself.

With yesterday's experience, today is also a breeze.

Take out the key from her bag, slowly open the door, and then put it on the sofa like yesterday.

However, just when Fang Yuan was about to leave.

Suddenly!!

I felt a hand grabbing my pants.

In Fang Yuan's surprised eyes, Xia Qing looked at him in a daze, with a faint smile on her lips: "Coach...Aren't you going to teach me how to drive?" Fang Yuan was stunned when he said this. He felt his heart beat to his throat and his eyes almost popped out. Looking at Xia Qing in front of him, she was no longer drunk. She was pretending! Fuck! Fang Yuan screamed wildly in his heart. Again? Who uses this to test cadres? Which cadre can withstand such continuous tests? But... Fang Yuan was not sure whether Xia Qing meant what he understood. So he did not dare to act rashly. Just when he was stunned, Xia Qing spoke again, with a hint of resentment in his eyes: "You don't think I'm an indecent person, do you?" "Do you believe in love at first sight?" Fang Yuan looked at the door expressionlessly.

Then he took a deep breath, shook off Xia Qing's hand with a resolute look, and walked out the door.

Seeing this, Xia Qing was so angry that his teeth itched.

He sat up and shouted: "Where are you going?"

Fang Yuan, who had just reached the door, paused and stopped.

He turned his head slightly and said to the back: "I'll let the designated driver go back first..."

Puff~~

The netizens in the live broadcast room burst into laughter instantly.

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[Fuck!! I thought he was going to be Liu Xiahui again, but he was paving a way out for himself?]

·[Designated driver: This broken wealth is passing by. Waiting in the car for a night is equivalent to doing nothing and earning a day's money. ]

[No... Fang Yuan had quit drugs before, or something... The atmosphere was so tense, but he was still thinking about asking the designated driver to go home. If it were me, I would just close the door and do it when I asked for a designated driver!]

[Fuck, I can't stand it, absolutely can't stand it, this is my secret crush in high school, and he's sleeping with me after just two days of knowing each other? No! I'm going to find someone to fuck him, is there any chapter!]

Just when the netizens in the live broadcast room were making a fuss.

Snap~~

The screen went black!!

No need to think, Fang Yuan must have turned off the live broadcast.

He doesn't like being peeped at.

This made the netizens in the live broadcast room curse.

But in the end, I could only find a place to vent my anger.

When Fang Yuan returned to the room again, the door slowly moved towards the sofa.

A faint smile appeared at the corner of his mouth: "". Today the coach will come to teach you alone. "

-The beast drinks from a thread of yellow spring in the dark cave, rolling it up with its tongue while sitting still.

-Xia is the bat hanging upside down at the entrance of the cave, the remnant hiding in the mountains.

—Violated, discovered, helpless, and without complaint.

One animal was sipping at the core.

——From Zhang Ailing's "Little Reunion"

That night, Fang Yuan became famous all over the Internet again.

Whether it is the Chinese emcee who comes to the rescue, he is majestic.

The two songs sung at the end are still pleasant to the ear.

Netizens were shocked!

Wen Neng, the emcee, shocked the whole audience with his singing.

Wu Neng's ventriloquism scares drug dealers.

Is this really a driving school instructor?

If you want to say that he is not doing his job properly, what he knows is indeed a bit too biased.

But you have to say that you are really not a qualified driving school instructor. He can negotiate corners and overtake at the extreme limit.

When the racing drivers saw it, they would raise their thumbs and shout 666.

It is simply a strange flower.

Netizens even gave Fang Yuan many interesting nicknames.

For example, Teacher Fang, the teacher here does not refer to him teaching cars, but seriously starting an army!

There is also Fang Machine Gun, whose magical ventriloquism has led to the popularity of ventriloquism.

Many art training classes receive calls asking if they teach ventriloquism.

They couldn't handle the overwhelming wealth that was thrown at them.

I’m confused, I’m totally confused!

So far, Fang Yuan has transformed into a super internet celebrity in just two days.

The program team held an emergency meeting overnight to discuss Fang Yuan's issues.

In the conference room, the manager looked solemn as he listened to his subordinate's data report.

Fang Yuan's growth is really fast.

So fast that they had no time to react.

You know, several of these 100 players were originally big internet celebrities.

(Definitely) They bring their own traffic, with the highest reaching more than 300,000.

But most people are just ordinary people like Fang Yuan.

Their popularity has a lot to do with the work of the players.

A little less than one or two thousand, a little better than tens of thousands.

But like Fang Yuan, he went from 2,000 to 200,000 in two days.

It can no longer be described as terrifying, it is simply appalling.

I have never heard of any amateur being able to reach 100,000 people in a live broadcast room at normal times and 200,000 people at the peak in two days.

It can be said that Fang Yuan broke the history of the live broadcast industry.

The most important thing is that it has only been two days.

In just two days, he has already created no less than several hot searches.

Two days!!!

The competition will last for a year!!

Who knows how much of a sensation he will cause in the future?

At that time, the upper limit of the live broadcast room may not be 200,000, but 30.40, or even 501 million is not impossible.

As he thought about it, the manager couldn't help but take a breath of cold air.

I thought there would be a dark horse among the contestants.

I didn't expect this dark horse to be so dark.

It gave them a big surprise.

But often different sounds will appear at this time.

As the saying goes, there are many popular people right and wrong.

Many netizens who supported other players couldn't sit still when they saw Fang Yuan's performance soaring.

In terms of cash, although he didn't have a lot of cash, he had more than 2,000 in his pocket in two days.

Far ahead of other players.

As for popularity, let alone that.

Therefore, many people began to criticize Fang Yuan without thinking, thinking that he was not doing his job properly and affected the fairness of the game.

Some people even said that the program team cheated and deliberately prepared the script for Fang Yuan in order to prevent the contestants from taking away the 100 million championship reward.

The manager looked at the supervisor who was making a lot of noise in the audience, and his brows furrowed into a frown.

He slammed his hands on the table and shouted: "Stop, stop making noise!"

In an instant, the sound at the scene stopped abruptly.

"We've almost discussed it. Now let's talk about the complaint against Fang Yuan. How should we resolve it?"

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