Where's The Coach's Loudspeaker? The Horn Is In My Mouth, Beep

37. The Horn Is In My Mouth, Beep Beep Beep!

One of the supervisors stood up and said: "I think we should give a proper reminder. As a driving school instructor, No. 66 should do his job well. He is really not doing his job properly."

Another person immediately retorted: "That's not what you said. Tell me, does he always become a coach honestly, and then something happens during the teaching process? This is something he can control. Is that right? Even if it was yesterday’s wedding, it’s only natural for him to help, right?”

As soon as these words came out, many people nodded in agreement.

"There's nothing wrong with it, just like the ambulance on the first day. He can't pretend he didn't notice it when he saw it, and continue to teach driving? In that case, the anti-fans will be satisfied, but what about the mother and son? Who will save them? Another example If someone is robbed, is it possible that he hopes to be robbed?"

"If you ask me, just ignore those haters and continue the live broadcast. Facts speak louder than words. To put it bluntly, everyone here, if you saw the ambulance yesterday morning, who would have thought that it was fake?"

In an instant, everyone shook their heads unconsciously.

"That's right. To put it bluntly, we can't seize such an opportunity when it is placed in front of us. If others can seize it and become famous, that's his ability."

"For another example, when I was arrested by a drug dealer last night, I'm not talking about others, I'm talking about myself. I was probably scared enough to pee at the time, so how could I even think about saving myself?"

As soon as such remarks came out, the scene instantly became unified.

"There's nothing wrong with it. If it were me, I definitely wouldn't be able to do it."

"Acknowledging that others are better than yourself is also a kind of self-awareness.

The manager couldn't help but smile when he saw everyone's unanimous opinion.

"very good!"

“There’s one more thing don’t forget.”

"When we decided to select 100 contestants for the work competition, wasn't it just to let them discover the special characteristics of work?"

"Let me ask you, if a waiter was carrying dishes and wiping tables every day, would you like to see it?"

"If a driving school instructor taught at three o'clock every day, would you be willing to watch it?"

Everyone shook their heads unconsciously.

"Isn't that right? What is the ultimate goal of our program?"

"It's fire! It's money making!"

"If you keep doing ordinary things, where will the traffic come from, where will the popularity come from, and where will the investors come from?"

"As for other players and fans maliciously slandering Fang Yuan, there is no need to pay attention to it."

"Time will give us the answer."

"In addition, we should not only ignore it, but also add fuel to the flames."

"Public Relations Department, please make a quotation of all Fang Yuan's dirty talk as a coach and upload it to the official website. I believe many people will like to see it."

"Also, yesterday's anti-narcotics 693 incident, what a positive energy, let everyone understand that the anti-drug police is not easy "but also publicize it."

"If nothing happens, let's leave!"

The next morning, Fang Yuan got up slowly and looked a little embarrassed when he saw that there was no one on the bed.

I drank too much last night. I got drunk and became impulsive.

How embarrassing it would be to face each other every day.

The two of them had never met each other a few times, so it would be no exaggeration to say they were strangers, let alone boyfriend and girlfriend.

What are you going to do with this?

Looking at the ceiling, Fang Yuan sighed helplessly.

He rubbed his head, got dressed and walked out of the room.

It turned out that Xia Qing was not at home at all.

He only left a note and a table of breakfast.

Fang Yuan read the message above, with a helpless smile on his face.

[Coach, I went to work and prepared breakfast for you. Thank you for practicing last night. 】

Just a few words.

The meaning contained in it is clear.

Just the word coach is enough to explain the current situation.

But Fang Yuan breathed a sigh of relief.

He does not claim to be an innocent boy, but he is not a scumbag either.

He couldn't do anything like swooping someone's butt and leaving after they fell asleep.

But now it's obvious that he doesn't need to be responsible.

After taking back the note, Fang Yuan glanced at the breakfast on the table.

Very carefully.

After smiling and shaking his head, he sat down to eat and send messages to the students.

Fatty had been watching the live broadcast of last night's wedding.

I also knew that Fang Yuan was doing something big last night, so I didn't disturb him.

I saw Fang Yuan replying to the message, and he immediately sent me all kinds of words of gratitude.

With that tone, if they were face to face now, they would probably kneel down and kowtow.

After eating breakfast, Fang Yuan locked the door and drove the car directly to the driving school.

We have already contacted each other in the group before.

Since Xiaopang is about to take the exam, now is the time to simulate the proficiency section of the exam.

Chen Lin and Le Yao planned to come over and practice together after moving yesterday.

Under normal circumstances, you have to pay the coach for the mock exam.

After all, simulation exercises can only be practiced after the subject three exam is over.

The coaches are all off work during this time.

But Fang Yuan is different. He has just gone to get off work while others are off work!!

Half an hour later, the car arrived at the driving school.

Xiaopang and others arrived at the scene early and waited patiently.

Seeing Fang Yuan coming, they all ran over in surprise: "Coach!"

Fang Yuan smiled faintly and shook his head: "Let's go, get in the car!"

After several people got on the bus, Fang Yuan stepped on the accelerator and arrived at the simulated test section.

It was already 11 o'clock at noon.

It just happened that subject three ended.

Many coaches stopped at the starting point early, and it initially looked like they were decades old.

There are at least hundreds of students who come to take the mock exam.

Chen Lin and Le Yao were very nervous watching this scene.

But today is mainly about the fat guys practicing, so they can just sit back and watch.

Fang Yuan sat in the passenger seat and turned on the voice broadcast.

The car started slowly.

Xiaopang drove the coach car with confidence.

However, he was handsome for only three seconds and died before he knew it.

This startled him a little.

He usually practices driving and feels that he has no problem getting on the road.

Only when I entered the examination room did I realize that was not the case at all.

Hanged up several times in a row.

It also made him have to pay attention, with a solemn look on his face.

Behind them, Chen Lin and Le Yao were already panicking.

I didn't dare to take a breath, and watched Xiaopang driving seriously.

After more than half an hour of practice, Xiaopang finally passed with a perfect score.

I practiced a few more times to stabilize myself and become thoroughly familiar with the venue.

Fang Yuan checked the time and saw that it was still early.

He looked back at the two girls behind him and said calmly: "Who is it now?"

I heard the coach asked them to take a mock exam.

Both of them shook their heads like rattles.

Fang Yuan sighed helplessly: "You will all have to go through this day. Instead of escaping, it is better to face it bravely."

"Ghost, come here!"

"Ghost?" Chen Lin pointed at herself, with a look of shock on her face.

"Coach, I told you, my name is Chen Lin, you can call me by my name."

Fang Yuan replied calmly: "Yeah, I got it, ghost!"

Phew~~

Le Yao burst out with an inappropriate smile.

Pushing Chen Lin out of the car: "Go, go, go!"

Chen Lin reluctantly got out of the car and came to the passenger seat.

Originally, she was relatively stable when practicing driving, not as nervous as Le Yao, who occasionally became confused.

But after watching Xiaopang hang up several times in a row, she also panicked.

After circling the car, Rang got into the driver's seat.

Then……

like a statue!!

Fang Yuan had no reaction at first.

But after waiting for a long time, he found that Chen Lin was still motionless, and he was stunned.

He looked up and down.

He coughed a few times to remind me.

"Ahem~~"

Chen Lin looked at Fang Yuan with confusion on her face.

Fang Yuan was confused by her expression and coughed again: "Ahem~~"

After saying that, he didn't forget to pull his seat belt.

But the more he behaved like this, the more confused Chen Lin looked.

He asked blankly: "Coach, is your throat uncomfortable?"

Hearing this, Fang Yuan wanted to die, and pulled the seat belt again to signal: "Are you ready?"

Chen Lin immediately sat up straight and looked forward: "Coach is ready!"

Hiss~~

Fang Yuan closed his eyes and raised his head, with a look of helplessness on his face.

This time, he directly pulled out the seat belt, pulled it to Chen Lin and shook it: "Are you sure you are ready?"

Chen Lin raised her right hand in confusion: "Report to the coach, you are ready!"

"Are you sure you're ready?" Fang Yuan asked weakly, having given up.

"Ready!" Chen Lin still replied affirmatively.

This time, Fang Yuan did not speak again and directly opened the simulation exam software.

Then, there was a beeping sound~~

[If you fail the exam, your penalty item will be for not wearing a seat belt! 100 points will be deducted!]

Senseless!!

Chen Lin was stunned on the spot.

He looked at the seat belt blankly, and then at Fang Yuan, his eyes filled with clear confusion (cbbj).

Fang Yuan leaned on the chair and sighed: "What are you doing? I asked you if you were ready, why did you say you were ready?"

Chen Lin explained aggrievedly: "I'm waiting for you to play the voice..."

Phew~~

Fang Yuan took a deep breath and explained: "Do you know what a mock exam is?"

"During the actual exam, no one reminds you whether to wear a seat belt or not. If you make a wrong step, you may fail."

"have you understood?"

"Oh~~I understand, coach." Chen Lin nodded honestly and quickly put on her seat belt.

Netizens in the live broadcast room all laughed when they saw this scene.

[]+1+1+1+1....

[The instructor just had to use the seat belt to hang up. She couldn't even understand. I couldn't understand why a normal person couldn't keep up with his thinking when he was learning to drive. He felt like a fool. 】

[Some people’s reaction time is just half a beat, which is normal, and when they are nervous, anything is possible. Just like me, I got so nervous during an exam that I bumped the examiner into a manure truck. It took me who knows how long it took me to pass the exam. 】

————【I have actually done this before. I turned on the wrong turn signal for the U-turn in the Section 3 exam. The examiner stepped on the brakes for me and prevented me from turning around. As soon as I stepped on the accelerator, he stepped on the brakes. It seemed like "I was I thought he was causing trouble because he didn't give me a gift, and I even wanted to hit him until I stepped on the accelerator, and he didn't hit the brakes. As a result, I definitely failed the exam. After the exam, I realized that he was kindly helping me, and he immediately tried to help me. I went to a small shop and bought a pack of cigarettes as a gift for him, but when I took the exam again for the second time, it was still him who passed the test the first time!]

[Isn’t it true, your examiners are so good? Our examiners don’t say a word at all, and watch you make mistakes without reminding you a word] [Song Neng said that he is so lucky to have such a good official. 】

[Let me tell you something funny. I have a big grievance. I got out of the car even after I had finished the subject three exam. In order to hear the sound of passing the exam, I ran back and opened the car door. As a result, I failed the exam. I will tell anyone that I am the big grievance!】

After all the trouble just now, Fang Yuan’s blood has not yet hit the road.

The pressure is already on.

After trying to calm down her emotions, Chen Lin was asked to start the lighting simulation test.

Everything went smoothly at this stage, and then the car started slowly and a voice announcement sounded at the same time.

First, I turned right at the intersection, and then drove straight, without any problems.

But when it comes to the step of changing lanes.

Chen Lin first turned on the turn signal, looked at the rearview mirror, then gently turned the steering wheel to complete the lane change.

Looks very natural.

However, after she finished changing paths, she continued to look straight ahead.

I had no intention of turning off the turn signal at all.

Under normal circumstances, turn on the turn signal when turning. After turning, the turn signal will turn off by itself.

But only if the steering wheel turns more than one turn.

Variable track, only small rotation at most.

Naturally, the direction lights will not turn off automatically.

Fang Yuan was stunned and coughed again: "Ahem~~"

Hearing this voice, Chen Lin shivered in fright.

Nervously asked: "Coach...what did I do wrong?"

Fang Yuan pointed helplessly at the flashing yellow arrow on the dashboard.

Chen Lin reacted faster this time and immediately discovered the problem. She asked doubtfully: "Coach, do you want to turn off the turn signal?"

Hearing this, Fang Yuan was shocked!

Can such a problem also occur?

Do you want to turn off the turn signal?

Good guy, do you plan to drive a car for the rest of your life?

He immediately waved his hands speechlessly and replied: "No, no need to turn it off."

"You park the car and I'll go down and blow it out."

Phew~~

Le Yao could no longer control her emotions and burst out laughing.

Chen Lin's face turned red with embarrassment, but fortunately she was dressed like a ghost and no one could see her, so she quickly turned off the turn signal.

Fang Yuan smiled bitterly, shook his head, calmed down, and said no more.

But just as they were distracted for a moment, a private car parked in front of them motionless.

Just blocking their way.

Under normal circumstances, any action during the exam will result in a failed grade.

Therefore, the coach cannot turn or stop.

When Fang Yuan saw this, he quickly reminded: "Honk! Honk!"

Chen Lin saw that the car was about to kiss him, and she was completely panicked.

He shouted in panic: "Speaker? Where is the speaker, coach?"

"Where is the speaker?" Fang Yuan looked at Chen Lin with a shocked expression. Unable to control his emotions anymore, he shouted: "The speaker is in my mouth!"

"Beep beep beep beep!!"

While talking, he clapped his mouth with his hands and made movements.

This move made Chen Lin dumbfounded, as well as the two people behind her.

But let alone the result, the car owner in front seemed to hear it.

I really drove the car away so that they didn't hit it.

When netizens saw this scene, they all burst into laughter and were completely shocked.

However, just when Chen Lin was in a panic.

Sudden!

A large truck drove in front of them.

Then there was a sharp brake.

As a result, the coach car almost hit him.

Fang Yuan had quick eyes and quick hands and stepped on the brakes, which prevented a serious disaster.

Such a thrilling scene made Chen Lin scream in fright: "Ah~~"

Putting down the steering wheel with both hands, he held his head and shouted.

Fang Yuan helped her release the handbrake and turn off the engine.

He ordered the little fat guy behind him: "You take care of them, I'll get out of the car and go see what's going on."

After saying that, he opened the passenger seat and prepared to argue with the truck driver.

Based on the scene just now, he had reason to suspect that the truck driver wanted to commit murder.

That speed, that sudden stop.

Even a normal experienced driver may not be able to react.

Not to mention a novice who has just learned to drive.

To put it bluntly, if I hadn't stepped on the brakes quickly.

These few of them were injured at least, or their lives were not saved at worst.

To him, this was no longer a simple car accident.

So at this moment, he is gone!!

An explanation must be sought.

But before he could get off the truck, two people got out of the truck.

Both of them have bald heads and have tattoos on their arms.

He walked extremely arrogantly.

He doesn't look like a truck driver, but more like a gangster.

The two came to the coach and knocked on the window.

Dong dong dong~~~

Fang Yuan frowned, feeling that these two people were not here to apologize.

I'm afraid the visitor is not good!

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