Why Can’t I Play Games

Chapter 117: The era of torture has begun!

Chapter 117 The era of torture has begun!

(The page number is wrong...ohhhhhhhh! It's one hundred and fifteen chapters)

December 30th.

"This game...what the **** is going on?"

"..."

Xu Hailong, head of the game department of Shengteng Technology, stood in the smoking room of the company and looked at the phone for a long time, still not understanding why.

Yes!

In order to find inspiration yesterday, he stared directly at this game for three hours!

This is called "Dashan Simulator".

at first!

When he saw this game, his heart was full of expectations.

Universal technology games always give people some constructive inspiration, so that he can incorporate this inspiration into his stand-alone game.

"This is a very inspiring game, this game can really make people become Buddha!"

"This game is great, I have been playing for ten hours, but I can't stop it..."

"Wow, this game is awesome, I have been playing for a day, so comfortable!"

"I feel that after playing this game, I will become a fairy!"

"However, this game is very brain-burning!"

"It's too brain-burning, only people with high IQ and great perseverance can play it. I only played for three hours, and I can't stand it..."

"..."

Xu Hailong downloaded this "Mountain Simulator" only after seeing the game's rating.

Universe Technology official website, "Crazy Mario" has a rating of 9.6, and this game has a rating of 9.7!

Seeing the ratings and comments, Xu Hailong finally decided to download "Dashan Simulator" first.

After finishing , he clicked on it.

The picture of the game cannot be said to be very exquisite, but at least at the resolution of the "Phelps" mobile phone, the picture of this mobile game is comparable to that of the Apple 3.

At the same time, at the beginning of the paragraph of Buddha-nature text and the screenshot of the mysterious mountain, he thought it was a puzzle-solving adventure game.

Click to enter the game. After looking at a mountain, he also thinks that this should be the normal operation of adventure games. It is estimated that it will let you find the entrance to the game.

Xu Hailong is still very clear about his IQ!

He didn't read the online guides, but was exploring by himself.

However, for three hours yesterday, no matter how he tapped the screen with the stylus or tapped the keypad under Phelps, the mountain above the screen did not respond.

"Is it because what password is required to pass the level is not successful?"

"Is this arrangement of trees, is there any logical information? Or these stones..."

"Don't find a guide first..."

"Forget it, let's see it tomorrow..."

"..."

Wait until the next day.

Today, he stared at this game for nearly two hours!

No matter what function, what Pythagorean law, what solving puzzle, what data arrangement, what Sudoku...

I used all the knowledge he had learned!

but…

no response!

The screen still has no response!

Except for a few trees that were slightly crooked because of a gust of wind in the game, there was no response at all.

Time is walking ticking, synchronized with real time...

And Xu Hailong finally can't stand it!

Although he felt shameful to check the answer guide on the Internet, he still checked...

"Fuck!"

"Dogday's publicity!"

"Are you special..."

"Cheating!"

"Grass!"

"..."

After checking!

There was a sudden excitement in the smoking room.

Then...

Everyone saw Xu Hailong walking out of the smoking room with a complicated face, and the whole person was a little skeptical about life...

His mentality collapsed!

this moment!

He feels like a fool!

Yes!

Other than that, he couldn’t understand, this silly game!

Special, why is the score so high!

Has the Universe Technology controlled the evaluation and scores?

Do!

………………

In this era, although there are many mobile games, most of them are simple games such as Snake, Tetris and Sokoban.

It’s probably boring to play it a few times.

Although Nokia mobile phones also carry some level-breaking games, those level-breaking games are basically anticlimactic. After playing, it gives people a feeling of scam traffic charges.

There is a beginning, but no ending, and you can become stronger by charging up!

Generally speaking, the mobile games of this era are really at an awkward moment, let alone the explosion of mobile games in later generations.

but!

The sudden appearance of publicity seems to have injected a dose of stimulant into this wild mobile game world, which is eye-opening, but at the same time, I don’t know what is going on, this stimulant seems a bit crooked, and it seems to wake up some evil. taste.

American.

"Hello sir, can I interview you? What happened to you just now? How are you?"

"..."

A reporter interviewing on the street saw a little black brother ranting frantically holding a mobile phone, so he went to interview with the camera on his back.

did not expect…

This black boy is playing Phelps’s "Crazy Mario"!

Facing the camera, the little black brother has a grim expression and his eyes are a bit flushed. He can't wait to cut his hand!

Although I tried to squeeze a smile, but the smile looked like a sign before the collapse.

"FUCK, I clearly told myself that I can't play this game, but I can't control this hand!"

"Ahhhhh, I obviously want to buy an Apple 3 mobile phone, but for "Crazy Pipe Birds", I bought Phelps without knowing it. You asked me why? The next door Jerry scored 99 points. He gave me a mobile phone case. What can I do with a mobile phone case? I can only buy Phelps. I heard that playing "Crazy Pipebird" can still earn a mobile phone, so I wanted to try it too... "

"But when I finished buying...I saw the Universe Mall interface prompting me that there is another game, this game is called "Crazy Mario"!"

"So I tried to play..."

"but!"

"I never thought that this game is so crushing, so difficult, so high that I would cry!"

"Ahhhhh..."

"I want to ask, is this game for us people?"

"..."

The black boy excitedly took out his phone and opened the Mario interface. The number of deaths-99 times!

He seemed to be in a state of madness and excitement.

If this game is ported to a computer, he will probably smash the computer!

Just when the black brother complained in front of the camera, another white brother saw the interview and ran over with his mobile phone.

He squeezed into the camera and was very emotional!

"Dear friends!"

"Don’t play "Crazy Pipe Bird", don’t play "Crazy Pipe Bird", this game is sick, this game is sick, this game is like a demon, controlling your hands, making you unconsciously click the next step..."

"Don’t even play "Mountain Simulator", listen to me, never play "Mountain Simulator". This game is simply crazy, FUCK! It is simply a product of Satan!"

"Don’t believe that the download data on the Internet is all fake, all fake, let alone comments. The world is full of deceit, ah ah ah..."

"This game is just sick!"

"Also, listen to me, don't buy Phelps phone, buy Apple 3. Phelps phone is trying to kidnap us with games, let's not play!"

"This thing is like marijuana, you know it is torturing you, but you just can't control this hand, I want to chop this hand!"

"Haha, what high scores, what records, these are fake, they are all fake!"

"..."

After the little white brother roared in front of the camera, he immediately ran away with his mobile phone.

The reporter looked at the excitement of the white brother...

Both curious and shocked!

What is this "Dashan Simulator"?

Then...

The black brother has already gone to download. After the download, the black brother stared at the phone screen stupidly. He stared for a long time.

"This game is fine too!"

"Why can't it be downloaded? Satan's product? How is it possible, normal?"

"..."

………………

"Fuck! There is this kind of tricky game? The game makes me stare at a mountain in a daze. Did I think about it by facing the wall or thinking about it?"

"My day!"

"This game broke my mentality, my god, I downloaded it according to the comment section, but I didn’t expect to download such a thing!"

"You bastard, you're a messy mentality, "Crazy Mario" is too difficult, there are traps everywhere, I can't get through the first level, are you so..."

"Cheating!"

"Ahhhhh."

"My mentality collapsed. Tell me, my mentality collapsed. I will never play "Crazy Mario" again!"

"Upstairs, let me tell you how to pass the first level of "Crazy Mario"!"

"good!"

"Aren't you not playing anymore?"

"I will play if I can pass the level!"

"..."

When some players of Lao Mei fell into emotional breakdown, some of China’s players also collapsed!

"Crazy Mario" and "Crazy Plumbing Birds" are very special!

Although it is very abusive, but you still want to play!

The appearance of "Mountain Simulator" shocked everyone. Everyone stared at the screen and watched the continuous promotion of Dashan. Then, every few minutes, upgrade to one level, other...

Other operations are gone!

This silly game is pure cheating!

is simply disgusting, okay?

but…

The download volume of "Dashan Simulator" is even more cheating!

In just one day, the number of downloads exceeded 200,000, and it was even ranked first in the download period of the "Mobile Games" list officially announced by Universe Technology...

Although was eventually surpassed by "Crazy Mario", the popularity of China’s major posting bars has remained unabated!

Many game companies wondered for a whole night and couldn’t figure out how this broken game got so popular.

The final conclusions reached, but they are very utterly uttered!

At first, the official website of Universe Technology was full of voices such as "sacred work", and some players who were deceived maliciously made a difference!

Special, I can’t be fooled, more people must be fooled!

So...

Incidentally, there were waves of praise, as if a trend.

More and more people are trapped in!

After the pit came in, after seeing a good comment, they also joined the people who wrote it.

Then, fell into a vicious circle!

Wait until the real big scam is exposed in the post bar...

"Big Mountain Simulator" has a lot of bad reviews, scolding all over!

even shouted to resist.

This kind of scolding lasted for two days...

Then!

On January 1 New Year's Day!