Why Can’t I Play Games

  Chapter 119 Crazy "thief"!

   "Our goal is to steal everything in the durian technology!"

  "As ordinary thieves, we definitely can't move forward rashly. What we need to do is to collect data and obtain information on durian technology..."

  "Especially the information about these security guards and watchdogs..."

   "In addition, we have to know the basic information of durian technology..."

  "……"

  Some psychologists once said that no matter how sunny people are, there is a dark side in their hearts that no one knows. The more sunny you behave, the stronger the dark side of your mind.

  In reality, many people abide by laws and regulations, go to get off work honestly every day, and lead a monotonous life day after day.

  Over time, they feel boring, more or less eager for something new to wake up their numb nerves.

  I hope to vent my deep depression and dissatisfaction with reality.

At least……

   allows them to feel that they are alive, rather than spinning like a machine day after day, year after year.

  But it's a pity.

  Life cannot be repeated.

  When you have been frozen in this world, unless you have great perseverance and courage, it is difficult for you to jump out.

  Many people, more or less, think that if they can live in a different identity, would it be wonderful?

  Even this kind of identity is hard to see, but at least it is an alternative experience!

  In the dead of night.

  It is snowing outside the window.

  A street lamp, quietly and with a hint of chill.

  The light of the video equipment was aimed at Peter's phone.

  Peter stared at the screen inside the phone excitedly, only feeling that the cells all over his body were agitated.

  In reality, he is a good person who abides by laws and regulations. He is even occasionally bullied and squeezed. A few days ago, the negative emotions were so overwhelming that he felt that even mobile games were bullying him, so he broke down and recorded the video with anger.

  And now, the appearance of "Thief Simulator" is like opening a Pandora's box deep in his heart, allowing him to wander in an exciting taboo world.

  In fact, he prides himself on being a very upright person.

but……

   is very honest, does not mean that he does not want to be stimulated, it does not mean that he is not interested in the virtual profession of thieves!

right!

   is a virtual profession, I also follow the requirements in the simulator, I am only recording a video, I am not a real thief.

  He reminded himself so.

   Then, grandly analyzed the game, and started his "theft" plan.

   "Actually, if I can, I want to steal the **** security jacket and leave him naked!"

   "But after seeing the fierce vigilance of the security guard, I feel very unrealistic..."

   "Then first, get the information!"

   "Huh? The black market grocery store sells durian technology security information? But, let me pay a dollar? Wait, I have no penny now, what should I pay?"

   "It seems to be stuck in an endless loop. Stealing things can exchange money, but if you want to steal things, you must have information. Without information, you will basically be caught by security guards..."

  "Does it allow me to recharge? No, there is no recharge interface here?"

"Forehead……"

  Peter discovered that the game had fallen into an infinite loop at the beginning.

  The official mall of the game can sell stolen items and purchase information, but only if you need money.

  The protagonist does not have a penny at the start, which means that he can’t buy information, and he’s not easy to steal.

   is deadlocked.

  Peter tossed for a long time, but he didn't understand how the game started.

  This game is too bad for a thief. It seems that I am a thief on his head. As soon as he approaches the Durian Mansion, the security guards will come to him indiscriminately in an instant!

  How to play this game?

  Until late at night, after N times of game restarts, he stared at the illuminated street light not far from the game interface!

"Oh, God!"

  "Here, don't tell me, this street lamp..."

   "FUCK, can this street light be stolen for money?"

"This……"

  "……"

  Peter subconsciously controlled the character, climbed up the telephone pole, and...

  Remove the public street lights.

  The street light on the game screen suddenly went dark, and then he took the street light and ran to the mall to sell it. He didn't expect it to be sold.

  The purchase price of a street lamp is one cent, that is to say, it takes a hundred street lamps to get one dollar!

  In the middle of the night, Peter, with an excited and excited expression, manipulated the character to steal the street light on tiptoe...

  After stealing the second street light, he saw that the system triggered a special event. Then, the police sirens roared, and the police turned a gun to Peter's character.

  Peter looked at the end of the game, a little confused.

  "So, if you steal a street light, you have to hide from the police on the side of the road? This bush can hide? Huh? The grass in this bush can also be stolen! God, this, wait, don't you tell me that this brick can also be stolen?"

   "Can you really steal?"

   "FUCK, which ghost game is this!"

  "……"

  When Peter found that every brick in the grass could move, he was so excited as to see a new world!

  Afterwards, he was excited to pick up a few bricks and ran towards the store.

  Unexpectedly, it can be sold, but it is very cheap, and only one cent for fifty bricks!

  In other words, he needs to steal five thousand bricks!

  After stolen five thousand bricks, the flowerbed over the grass...

  This is still Huatanma?

  Peter was excited all over.

  It took more than two hours to finally steal all the bricks in the flowerbed.

Then!

  His eyes turned green, and he stared fiercely at the lone vegetation on the flowerbed...

  …………………………

   "Oh my god, this game is really crazy, it makes me feel so crazy!"

   "Damn, this sense of taboo, my goodness, this..."

   "It's so cool, so cool, everything you can see in the game can be sold stealthily, including the manhole cover! Yes, you can steal the manhole cover!"

"Wow……"

  China!

  After experiencing the "Dashan Simulator", many Chinese players have a feeling of being pitted by the universe technology.

  Many people are disintegrated by their mentality.

  The more serious the players are, the more their mentality will collapse.

  After all, who wants to be like a fool, staring at the screen stupidly for a few hours?

  Many people in major social media circles are scolding Universe Technology, thinking that many people in Universe Technology have been kicked by donkeys, and they have come up with such a game of cerebral palsy.

  It also has a rhythm-controlled running review, making "Mountain Simulator" seem like an awesome game of Buddhahood.

this moment……

  Their reputation has plummeted and met with unprecedented resistance!

But!

   Just after the "Thief Simulator" came out, the players who had rushed in to boycott them began to make faces again.

  They were bewildered by the amazing freedom of playing in "The Thief Simulator"!

  The whole game is as they think, as long as you can see things with your eyes, as long as you don’t get noticed by the police, you can steal...

  You can steal and sell even the grass in the lawn!

Yes!

  The grocery store owner who is smiling all day, revealing the essence of a profiteer, what he sees and what he receives...

  Then measure how much money according to the price of the item.

  This kind of extremely high degree of freedom, and after well lifting the desire for destruction in people's hearts, the players are almost crazy with excitement!

   January 2nd!

  One day after the game’s release...

  You can see all kinds of ridiculous screenshots on the Internet!

  On the originally spacious road...

   was so pitted, the water pipe inside was dug!

Yes!

  Water pipes can also be stolen.

  Besides the beautiful lake with durian technology, some fences disappeared overnight...

  Some walking NPCs looked at the scenery as usual, then fell into the lake in a scream, and after being rescued by the police, they angrily yelled at the wicked thieves...

  The street lights that could emit lights under the night became all empty, leaving only ten hollow holes!

Yes!

  The lampposts were all dismantled, and they were taken away and sold separately!

  Originally, the security guards of the Durian Technology Security Patrol would ride electric bicycles on the road after a while, but then...

  The security guard stared at the battery car without battery and fell into deep thought.

  Of course, this is normal.

The security guards who had not been stolen from the battery car cheated. After driving out, they were thrown upside down on the bumpy ground. They looked around looking for the thief in suspicion, and rushed to find a bush to hide in angrily with the electric baton. , But the hapless thief who has already been stolen from the bushes.

Then……

  Although the game is over, the netizens are very happy.

  The most exaggerated screenshot.

  The whole place outside Durian Technology is black and black, as if being patronized by a group of gold prospectors, wherever there is no grass, this scene was once very embarrassing!

  However, from the beginning to the end, the players were rioting outside the durian technology, and did not enter the durian technology.

  Not to complete the first mission of the game.

  Because they discovered that Durian Technology’s security guards even if you buy their schedule information, you can’t sneak in and open the door...

Yes!

  The door needs a key!

  And the key...

  It takes twenty dollars!

  No matter how you steal, you can’t make up enough money for the key.

because……

  The degree of freedom in this game is indeed very high, but you can only steal some things selectively, you can’t steal them and sell them all!

  Otherwise, you will have nowhere to hide when the security and police rush over.

  After all, you have stolen the trash can, haven’t you?

  No matter how the players think about a reasonable theft plan, they will never be able to buy the key!

"Depend on!"

   "This game, shouldn't it be cheating?"

   "There is no recharge system either. How can I not get all these cents!"

  "……"

   Then, on January 3...

  From the other side of the ocean, a video from Peter is on fire in China!

   "Fuck!"

   "God, don't tell me..."

   "Damn, the only way to collect a penny is to sell off your clothes and pants? Only keep the pants? Can I change the key?"

"This……"

  They are confused!

  …………………………

  Universal technology.

  Zhang Yang entered the mobile game department again.

"Mr. Zhang..." Liu Kai, the person in charge of the mobile game department, stared at panda eyes and looked at Zhang Yang blankly. The most discussed in the Universe Mall is "The Thief Simulator"... "Tetris" is really outdated..."

"Well, I know, didn’t I promise a game for two days? This month, you should fulfill the promise. Well, next, you have to collect information from netizens on the Internet, and see how players steal it. The more information you collect The better..."

  "Mr. Zhang, this is..."

   "There is darkness, of course there is light, there are thieves, of course there are police officers, what do you think?"

   ""Police Simulator"?"

"right!"

  "……"

"By the way, there is one more thing. "Thief Simulator" must declare that only people who are 18 years old are allowed to play. Moreover, it is necessary to add an item before the declaration. The game is virtual. Do not imitate the warning. It’s none of our business if someone really takes down the fence of Apple Technology..."

  "……"

  (End of this chapter)