Wife is safe, cute baby makes trouble in the world of special forces

In the jungle.

An off-road military vehicle stopped by the roadside.

Tang Xinyi and Gu Xiaojie cursed in the forest and continued to look for a child.

"Where is the person? I saw this little bastard ran in from here and disappeared in a flash?"

"Come out, weren't you so fierce just now? How did you run away, you rat?"

"Do you think you can do whatever you want just because you are a child? If your parents don't teach you, I will teach you."

"You also peed in front of adults. If I catch you, you will apologize in front of all the classmates in the school at the flag-raising ceremony on Monday."

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Tang Xinyi and Gu Xiaojie were so angry that they gnashed their teeth and cursed more and more fiercely.

The "trampling" footsteps seemed to pierce the ground. They kept searching in the nearby jungle, making sure to pull out this little bastard.

Especially Tang Xinyi, thinking that the bastard, at such a young age, dared to spy on the river clams that she had treasured for more than 20 years, she was furious.

However, the child seemed to have disappeared out of thin air, and they could not be found.

Half an hour later, Tang Xinyi and Gu Xiaojie returned to the military vehicle one after another, not knowing whether they were tired of looking or scolding.

Looking at the wet clothes on their bodies and smelling the strong smell of urine, they felt a chill.

Just now, when they were angry, the feeling was not so strong, and they could not accept it at all if they stopped at this moment.

The two of them quickly took a backpack from the car, and then walked to the two sides of the car, intending to change clothes.

Tang Xinyi was still frightened, standing by the car, looking around vigilantly.

It was quiet all around, with occasional sounds of swaying branches and leaves.

There were ankle-high weeds on the roadside, and it was impossible to hide people. There was a jungle a few dozen meters away, and they had searched it just now, but there was no one.

Tang Xinyi was still frightened, and still felt unsafe. After thinking about it, she squatted down.

The car blocked one side, and she felt safer this way.

Gu Xiaojie didn't think too much, and squatted down directly and started to change clothes.

The two took off their outer clothes first, and found that their underwear was wet. They felt sick and immediately took off their underwear carefully with two fingers.

She looked cautious, as if she was worried that the urine on her underwear would get on her body.

Then she took out a towel from her backpack and wiped her body vigorously and quickly.

As a clean woman, she really couldn't stand the smell of urine, and she couldn't stand the boy's urine.

"I'm so angry, I'm so angry, he actually fired a machine gun and chased the urine, and I was poured into my mouth."

Tang Xinyi wiped the urine off her body and couldn't help cursing again.

On the other side of the car, there was the rustling sound of Gu Xiaojie putting on her clothes, followed by her gnashing teeth: "I was poured 2 mouthfuls of it, unconscious, and licked it. My God, I feel sick just thinking about it. Is he really a child?"

Then there were a few retching sounds.

It's not a child, how can it pee so far... The child that the two had been looking for for a long time suddenly poked his head out from under the car.

The first thing I saw was two long white legs, and then I looked up... Tsk, it's not even as big as my wife's!

Pah!

It's so hot, Ignore it.

After saying that, he turned to the other side, and as soon as he turned his head, he saw the same white patch.

Well! This one is smaller, the ancients were not lying to me, women with small breasts have big tempers.

Chen Haonan looked at Tang Xinyi who was changing clothes, and nodded his head thoughtfully.

Naturally, if he dared to say this, Tang Xinyi would definitely grab him and make him open his eyes to see clearly where he was small.

It turned out that he turned around under the pursuit of the two crazy women, and before the other party returned, he ran back in advance, got under the car, and grabbed the chassis.

He was small, so it wasn't a big problem, otherwise he might have been hit in the waist by a bump somewhere on this mountain road.

Tang Xinyi and Gu Xiaojie did not suspect that the child was hiding under the car, but they did not lie on the ground to look, so they naturally could not see the child who pressed his little body tightly against the chassis.

And all this was Chen Haonan's calculation, otherwise he would not be able to enter the headquarters.

But Chen Haonan did not expect that the two women actually squatted down and changed clothes here.

Oh, it is impossible not to see, especially Tang Xinyi, who was unlucky. Today, she was seen from head to toe.

No, both women were seen from head to toe, but they did not know.

Not long after, the car started.

In the car.

Tang Xinyi gritted her teeth: "I don't know where this wild child came from. I am really mad at him."

If the urine is not washed clean with water in time, it will be very smelly when it dries. The same is true for pure boy's urine. This is common sense.

The two wiped the urine off their bodies, but at this moment they felt that the unique smell on their bodies was getting stronger and stronger.

"Open the window, open the window."

The next moment, Tang Xinyi lowered the car window. At this moment, she just wanted to find a place to putWash yourself thoroughly.

"Tell me, where is this kid going?"

Gu Xiaojie's lips moved slightly, her eyebrows slightly frowned, and even if she opened the car window, she didn't dare to open her mouth to speak.

Until now, he still felt the aftertaste on his tongue.

"Don't let me meet him again in the future."

Tang Xinyi gritted her teeth.

Ten minutes later, the car arrived at the gate of the base.

The guard came to check politely, but before he got close, he frowned, looked around in confusion, and couldn't help whispering: "Strange, it seems like urine, where does this urine smell come from."

The next moment, his attention was focused on the car, and the urine smell came from the car.

At this moment, Tang Xinyi poked her head out and cursed angrily: "What urine smell, let it go quickly."

The guard looked at the hair that was stuck to the forehead and was a little tangled, and couldn't help but say to himself: "Is this peeing backwards? There is urine smell on the top of the head."

Looking at the car, the hair of another female soldier was also the same.

What on earth did these two female soldiers go through?

Even the comrades who raised pigs in the kitchen squad didn't have such a strong smell of urine.

Wait, what's wrong with these two female soldiers?

Others were in action with camouflage on their faces, but they were just making faces. It's said that female soldiers are so unique.

Gu Xiaojie calmed down a little, glanced at Tang Xinyi, looked at the guard on the side, her pretty face turned red, and she was embarrassed: "Hello, we had some accidents, and someone urinated... on the car."

"We were invited by Thor to help, and here are our IDs."

After saying that, Gu Xiaojie took out her ID.

The guard checked the ID and his nose twitched. Why did he feel that the ID was full of smell? Did these two people take a shower with urine? Why did he feel that everywhere was full of urine.

"Go in!"

After verifying the identities of the two, the guard thought to himself and let them go immediately.

"Boom boom."

Gu Xiaojie immediately stepped on the oil on the foot, the engine of the car roared, and "whoosh" rushed out.

She didn't want to stay for a second.

"By the way, there seems to be urine on your heads, and what's with the panda eyes and ghost faces on your faces?"

The guard thought about it and couldn't help but remind them, raising his hand to wave at the starting car.

Gu Xiaojie saw the guard waving at them in the rearview mirror, but she couldn't hear what the other party was saying in the roar of the engine, so she drove the car faster.