WTF I Am In The Marvel Universe!

Chapter 34 - Loki, See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil !

Ray was walking slowly and zapping the Chitauri soldiers with magic that was coming towards him. However all the shots fired by the Chitauri soldiers seem to miss him. The Leviathans coming through the wormhole with the Chitauri seems to be moving away from Ray. If you did not see it with your own eyes you would think the Ray's fight with the Chitauri was staged. Of course Ray did this with his improved telepathy, Ray controlled the mind of all the Chitauri here today.

Wherever Ray went the Chitauri soldiers and the Leviathans were reduced immediately. Captain America soon called Ray on his ear piece communicator.

"Wizard, where are you, me and Black Widow are pinned here. Hawkeye is already on the roof.", Captain America said aloud on the ear piece communicator.

"Is the Hulk here already ?", Ray asked.

"Yes, Thor as well as everyone is here near Stark Tower. Where are you ? We need all the help we can get.", Captain America said aloud.

"I am coming right now. I am fighting my way towards Stark Tower.", Ray said in a girlish voice.

As Ray approaches Stark Tower, the people of New York was surprised to see the young boy hero Wizard flying towards Stark Tower while blasting the alien Chitauri soldiers with his magic.

"Wizard ! He's here !", some people shouted out.

Captain America saw Ray coming towards them, he also noticed the Chitauri soldiers had thinned out around their area. The Leviathans too were avoiding this area.

"Wizard, glad you could make it.", Black Widow said as she saw Ray flying over towards her and Captain America.

"Welcome to the party Wizard.", Captain America said with a smile.

"Some party this is. I prefer a party with less aliens.", Ray said in a girlish voice with a smirk.

"I will support you from behind.", Ray added in a girlish voice.

"No I need you to fly Black Widow towards Stark Tower to see if we can close the wormhole.", Captain America said seriously.

"Okay.", Ray said as he grabbed Black Widow and flew up to Stark Tower.

While that was happening, Loki who had gotten his eyes defiled by Butch and his ears defiled by Oswald was looking for Ray to punish him. But try as he might he could not find Ray or Butch or Oswald. However he suddenly sees Clara hiding in the rubble. Loki immediately jumps on a Chitauri flying machine and flew down towards Clara.

Loki thought that Clara was a normal Earth bodyguard, he relaxed his guard. He was going to punish Clara for being Ray's bodyguard. However never in Loki's wildest dream could he know that Clara is a highly trained ninja ȧssassin with a Muramasa sword called god killer. Yes Clara's parents were extremely wealthy, wealthy enough to buy her a Muramasa sword.

Loki jumped down from his flying machine towards Clara and shouted, "Ha ! I got one of you finally !".

Only to have Clara unsheathe her Muramasa sword god killer and slash out every single teeth in Loki's mouth.

"I don't like old men or old gods.", Clara said confidently as she sheathe back her Muramasa sword.

"You monsters ! Every single one of you are monsters ! My eyes have been defiled by you mortals, my ears have been defiled by you mortals and now my mouth have been defiled by you mortals ! I swear revenge on all of you ! You evil bastards !", Loki shouted out as he bȧrėly stood up with his bleeding gums and missing teeth. You could say Loki looked hilarious with his missing teeth right now. You could say that Loki was like the three monkeys that represented see no evil, hear no evil and now speak no evil.

Thor flew down and saw Loki.

"Loki what happened to you ?", Thor asked as he saw the bleeding Loki.

"I was ȧssaulted by a mortal with a sword.", Loki said while doing a tsukkomi.

Thor threw his hammer at Loki as Loki grabbed a flying machine and flew back to Stark Tower to only get pummelled by the Hulk. Everything followed the same storyline as the in the Marvel Avengers movie with the addition that Loki was missing all his teeth and bleeding from his gums.

Ray who flew Black Widow towards Stark Tower manage to get Loki's scepter and just like in the Marvel movie the Avengers, Iron Man called in saying that a nuclear bomb was flying towards New York. Iron Man said to wait, he will fly the nuclear bomb through the wormhole, after which Black Widow would close it.

"Mr. Stark, it's me the Wizard, it would not be good for you to die before you get me the Tesseract, so might I suggest you let me magically direct the nuclear bomb towards the wormhole so you would not need to die.", Ray said in a girlish voice with a sarcastic tone.

"You can do that ?", Iron Man asked in surprise.

"Yes, Mr. Stark, I can do that.", Ray said in a girlish voice with a bored tone.

"Then we will follow the Wizard's plan.", Captain America said.

"Okay. Thank you kid. You are a real life saver.", Iron Man said happily.

"....", Ray did not even bother to answer as he concentrated on the nuclear bomb flying towards New York. Using his improved telekinesis Ray directed the nuclear bomb towards the wormhole, towards Thanos and the Chitauri fleet in space. Before the nuclear bomb entered the wormhole, Ray added some magic to the nuclear bomb.

"Curse... double curse... infinity curse...", Ray whispered in a girlish voice.

The nuclear bomb entered the wormhole and exploded onto Thanos fleet of space ships. Black Widow closed the wormhole with Loki's scepter and the Chitauri started falling on the ground, just like in the Marvel movie the Avengers. Every Avenger plus Ray gathered against Loki and as Loki woke up, we see the Avengers pose just like in the movie with the addition of Ray. Ray also took a photo with his own camera using telekinesis. Loki surrendered just like in the Marvel Avengers movie. Ray did not dare to get near the Space Stone after he had fainted every time he got near an infinity stone. Ray would wait until Tony Stark got him his space stone for him to study in depth.

Ray walked away from this event with a solid reputation as a world saving hero as well as a memento of a photo of all of the Avengers ganging up on Loki. Ray's lips curved up to form a smile on his face as he thought of how Thanos would react to the gift that he had sent him. After all there can only be one super villain that controls the world or the universe, there can't be two, so Ray was going to do all he can to sabotage Thanos.

While all of that was happening, Void, Shadow, Daredevil, Elektra and the Hand were quickly salvaging all the alien technology left in the battle of New York. Butch was still hiding in the toilet enjoying his gay x-rated magazine while Oswald was still taking a short unconscious nap.

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