Xiling Empire

"Sorry, God of War is off."

The girl named Eva tilted her head and showed a clean and pure smile to Sandora and me-at first glance, there was only this kind of "Virgin" who grew up in the church district and barely touched the fireworks on earth. Only so naturally. Although what she said may be strange, Eva still had a serious expression on her face when she said the word "God of War is off work". It seemed that she didn't think there was anything inconsistent with this. It was as usual, but a little regretful.

When I prayed, I suddenly heard such system prompts. God of War also had off-hours. Reading specific chapters of the Bible aloud to the voice of the gods ... These things that I can talk about everywhere are not surprising to Eva and Ray's eyes. .

Sandora and I looked at each other in tears, and after a while I wondered what was going on: because they were used to it.

I will feel that these things make people laugh and cry, because the information about the gods that I have contacted since childhood has said that God is serious, rigid, and meticulous. Sandora will feel that she must cry and laugh because she knows more gods, of which Most of the guys are certainly not as unscrupulous as 123, but Eva and Ray in front of them have no such mindset. From the moment they were born, Ilson has been the **** of this world (I remember that I heard before, 123 The goods came here thousands of years ago), not only their generation, but even the **** of war in the impression of several generations upward is such a virtue. So generations have become so accustomed to it. Now the locals have taken “God of War sometimes offline” and “Reading the Bible Chapters 1157 and 1157 to voice messages with God” as a matter of course, even as strange as natural phenomena. This will not affect their impression of the **** in the slightest-on the contrary, the impression that the **** left on them is like this.

It's as if the believers of the Theology of Life will add their own names and addresses after they pray ...

"Ah, God of War is off ..." I looked at the statue of 123, said in a murky voice, and then suddenly a question came out, "Well, you are not praying to God just now, when you mention the alien on the blue star Is the spaceship going? Can I be contacted at that time? "

"Well, I could be contacted an hour ago, maybe Lord God of War suddenly has something, so do n’t respond ... The **** once told me that God ’s power allows him to make no mistakes, so if there is really a very important thing He would never ignore it, but if it is not important. Prayer may not be communicated ... probably so. "Eva said in a clear voice, and straightforwardly said everything she thought of. Did not know how to look around. Hear her. I suddenly showed a bright smile: oh, oh, less important things, 123 your **** power is used in the system automatic reply?

And that guy with a missing head in your head, has someone under you reported that an alien fleet has appeared on your planet? When the landlord disappeared, she didn't think of anything at all? Sure enough, as Monina said, in addition to fighting more powerful Ilsson only have the advantage of eating instead of picky eaters?

I silently trotted the rice dumplings from the chain to the end at that critical moment. Then he looked up and smiled at Eva with a kind smile: "So what ... Eva, isn't it? Now we have another question: if it is really important and important. And your **** just didn't hear it in time. Pray, what to do? I mean, if this happens, do n’t you have any way to contact God? ”

I would like to confirm, 123, this guy who slipped off the shift during working hours, how did he leave himself a trail?

"Do you mean to contact the gods urgently under special circumstances?" Eva opened her eyes. "It's true that there is a way, but there isn't really any emergency now, isn't it? If it's just for testing, it will be held." The words of such rituals, even if the gods do not blame them, should not be something that believers can do at will: it is too disturbing to the gods. "

I knew the other person would answer like this. She is different from me. I do n’t think of 123 and other members of the Protoss quintessence group as gods. The goods at home are a group of people who eat, drink and drink. Party, in addition to Monina can help with cooking, and Uncle Kenther is harmless to humans and animals, the rest of them are basically more troublesome than one. How can you let me put them in a set with God? But in front of Eva, the God of War in her mind is supreme, powerful, wise, kind, fair, a positive word that humans can create and put on males. I ’m afraid she dare to put her own God of War in professional terms. To describe her as 123's brain powder, it is impossible for you to let her send harassing text messages to her gods just to satisfy the curiosity of a group of "aliens".

However, after Sandora and I strongly demanded, Mr. Lei still loosened.

The reason we use is-in order to improve the understanding between two different civilizations, it is necessary to start by understanding the religious components of each other, and if Eva is willing to contact her God of War in our presence, we are also willing to The residents of the Blue Star have left their own religious brochures (I have a lot of Jingle Bibles in my portable space), and if the God of War that the Blue Star believes in can show enough attraction before our eyes, maybe the 1157th future Zhang solemnly put on a black princess crown on her head, and then took out some suspicious red liquid and applied it on her lips, and instantly changed her temperament from a sage to a cult priest. Take out a remote control in your pocket. Gently.

In the rumbling sound, the statue of war behind the preaching stage actually dropped. Then a new idol rose up and down. This idol is about the same size as the God of War, and it is also lifelike and exquisite. The image is a majestic and noble beautiful girl. There is a dark cloud around the idol that is not a natural product. It fills her with a spooky weirdness. , Even close to the special temperament of terror, but this temperament does not make people feel evil. Instead, it is full of awesome sense of majesty. The girl idol holds a black dagger in one hand and a shovel in one hand ... God is restored!

There must be no shovel in this world. I think so……

I know this girl, but my impression is that her face is not as cold and stiff as on this sculpture. But with a black smirk all day long, or the triumphant after the success of the trick, she gave me the biggest impression and could not touch the majesty at all, I remember that the strawberry cake she made was a must, and it was a huge love Shopping for beautiful jewelry (although I have never seen her wear it after buying it), the Protoss quintessentials counts her best money, followed by Bingtis ...

Eva waited for this new idol to rise and began a new prayer ceremony. It was completely different from the previous prayer—the Bible in her hand was replaced with a large book with a black cover. It was taken out of the dark grid behind the preaching platform.

I:"……"

I know what the so-called alternative is ...

After a while, Eva finished praying, made her ear to listen, and said to us, "God should have heard it and will respond later. I hope you can make God feel worthy to accept this additional disturbance. "

I shook my mouth to reveal an expression that I didn't know whether it was crying or laughing, and pointed at the statue of Monina behind me: "This is your alternative? Let God of War answer his sister when he is not at work?"

"How do you know that the God of Shadow is the sister of the God of War?" Eva immediately discovered what was abnormally acute, looked at my eyes and asked, then a surprised expression appeared on her face, "Ah! Is it the **** of your world belief Is it the God of Shadows? Oh, Lord, this is great. It seems that these days the aliens are lucky to be bathed in the same glory as us ... I do n’t know that the God of Shadows will hear your voice from this world. How happy ... "

No, I think she will be startled, and then she will blow 123 to her nose and swollen face before I go home with Sandora.

At this moment, my heart suddenly moved, and I had a premonition, so I asked smoothly: "Then I have a follow-up question-if Mo ... the God of Shadow has not heard your prayer, then ..."

"God is wise." With a happy look on Ina's face, she passed the remote control in her hand. I took a look and suddenly felt an instability at my feet: five buttons arranged neatly on it , Chapter 1157 is tossed together into a group. How much revenge does this take on the world?

At this moment, Eva ’s prayer finally echoed, and I felt that the atmosphere in the whole church suddenly changed, and a certain familiar atmosphere filled the space in an instant—as if a chef really came here, and Everywhere is the same. Although Sandora and I were quite familiar with this atmosphere and didn't have much feeling, but Eva and Father Lei accidentally fell to their knees in front of the idol, and whispered something reverently. A moment later, a voice sounded directly in all directions-even giving the illusion that it sounded in his own mind: "Eva. I heard your call, you have-yeah, huh-er, what are you doing ? "

Sandola looked at her with watery eyes and held my hand tightly: the house was already cooking.

Eva and Father Lei remained calm even when they heard strange words mixed in the "God's Word", as if something like "ah, fooled" is something that this world has been accustomed to for thousands of years. Eva holds the Bible. Respectfully said: "God, our world welcomes visitors from far away. They ..."

"Ahem. It's me." I finally couldn't keep silent, interrupting Ewa's words.

I do n’t know if it ’s an illusion. As soon as my voice fell, I heard a weird movement of pots, pans and pots ringing in some weird place, and then the sound of majestic sound before Monina suddenly collapsed and became everyday That kind of eccentric movement: "Yeah! Chen? How are you?"

Eva and Father Lei could not react in an instant, and even forgot that they should remain sober now, jumping almost like an electric shock. Then I suddenly realized that I shouldn't greet Monina so quickly. The opposite Monina may have thought of this crop (it may be possible to see the scene here), but fortunately the latter is smart. She immediately changed to that majestic voice and said to her brother's followers, "Eva, I want to talk to the friends you brought, and now exit the church and close the gates to prevent anyone from coming in."

I can see that Eva was curious, but she faithfully fulfilled her obligation to obey the gods, with her stomach full of confusion, and exited the main hall with her grandfather. When the church door closed with a bang After that, I exhaled, "OK, they're gone."

"Well, I can talk now," Monina's voice came this time not from all directions, but from the direction of the deities. "Are you ... in the world managed by my brother? What's going on? ? "

"It seems that the fleet has jumped here from the beginning," I took Sandola, took a seat near me, and chatted with Monina. "Where's your brother? Why did he drop the chain at this critical moment?" ? "

"My brother went after the **** the street," Monina said quietly, and I knew that most of Ilson was away from home-possibly being pulled by Uncle Kenther to feed the birds in a nearby park, "Come back to me Hit him, he said before that he took a believer's report. At that time, watching the early warning system didn't respond, he put it aside, and didn't say what it was—I never thought he was so clueless. Most of that report was about your business. Right? "

"Ah, that's not it." I told my original experience here. Don't you say that there is a big difference between a communication system and no communication system. Although I can forcibly connect with Lin Xue, I can Speaking, but it always feels a bit delayed, and the voice quality is not optimistic. However, through the Protoss line, the quality of communication has come up. Through Monina's voice, I can even hear the impact of pots and pans on the opposite side. The little bubble breaking into the kitchen yelled ...

Wait, why do the theoretical direct voice communications always have this kind of voiceover?

"Oh, I'm cooking. I'm afraid I'm afraid I'm going to mess up with my spirit. I'm using a management terminal now." Monina said naturally. So in my mind, a picture jumped out vividly: in the church of the world, many believers are praying prayerfully and listening to the teachings of God, and in the realm of God, their gods are wearing an apron around the stove while cooking. While telling the believers about the truth, there is an ipad in the cupboard in front of the gods ...

Suddenly it feels very much once I accept such a setting!

"Okay, the business at hand is over," at this time there was a sound of spatula from Monina, and a protest from Xiao Pao Yiyi, who wanted to steal something and was taken away by the adults. "Hu This is really good news. I finally know where you are so you can come back soon-a group of people here are worried about death ... Anvena, the sauce is running out! "

An Weina's misty voice seemed to come from a long distance (because the kitchen at home is really big): "Oh, I know, Mai Diwen has gone out to buy-oh, who have you been talking to just now? What about? "

"Oh, your master."

As soon as Monina's words fell, I began to count down. From the moment of three to one, a bang pang sounded as promised, and then the voice of the ghost maid sounded through the church: "Master ?! Master You have contacted the host !? Where are you, host? Are you hurt? Are you hostess? Are you all right? Did you have dinner? Is it really okay to hear that your host is trapped in a different world? There are no enemies there? Right host ~ www.readwn.com ~ Eat at home ... "

"Hurry up!" I screamed and stopped An Weina, hurriedly, and looked at Her Majesty the Queen, who had already seen the green light beside her. "Sandora is still hungry, don't say anything so exciting. Shan Dora, bear with me, let's have dinner a while ... "

Sandola pouted: "But Jun, I'm really hungry ... otherwise, go home now, anyway, I already know which world it is, and it's okay to send it directly?"

I thought about it, it seems that there is no problem going back now: the only problem that hinders the positioning of the fleet has been resolved after confirming the patron saint of this world, but just as I thought about it, another church suddenly sounded A voice:

"Wood, I'm afraid you can't leave that world yet ..."

Is it Miss, she came out of the coffin? You are welcome to come to your support, which is my greatest motivation.

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