Xiling Empire

Chapter 924: Papa's Gossip Tengu

The three-headed mercury lamp is a strange group of little guys with a lot of incredible abilities and behavior patterns. They often appear in groups near the Imperial Academy, and sometimes there are separate such little guys running outside. Running around, they have a lot of different outfits, from home maids to jungle special squad type equipment, but no matter what the three-headed mercury lamp is, one thing is the same, that is they are always busy Busy look. Everyone in Shadow City knows these strange little ones, but not many people really understand them. Most people only know that the three-headed mercury lamp is inextricably linked to the imperial department, and it is still the little princess of the Empire. Prototyped puppets-so civilians in Shadow City basically think that these small things may be mechanical servants or playmates used by the royal family members. In some ways, this is true.

Three-headed puppets who are active in the college area usually have a variety of tasks, such as arranging flower beds and lawns in schools, pruning branches for trees, clearing roads, repairing facilities, cleaning glass, and even seeing them use large With a shopping bag like a small mountain bag on his head, he quickly ran out of the campus supermarket and drilled into the dormitories of the Misakas. It is said that some people saw the armed three-headed mercury lamp patrol at night in the college. These half-meters The tall doll is holding a mini lightsaber like a fruit knife and a psionic beam rifle. His body is full of micro-space bombs, patrolling around the school, specifically fighting against small stickers on the school's outer wall during the night. Advertisement of old Chinese medicine and false witnesses, and before the advent of the three-headed mercury lamp, night work in the college district was usually performed by school teachers (generally commanded by the Imperial Commander or the Spirit) and student union officials. Based on the above, some people in Shadow City have speculated that these three-headed cute dolls may be a new generation of multi-function robots newly manufactured by the Empire. Its task is to maintain the normal operation of the city within a certain range and gradually replace those stubborn shapes. Octopus self-discipline machinery, one day in the Shadow City will be full of such three-headed dolls, filling all public service posts in the city ...

In addition, there are many speculations about these little puppets, and there is even no shortage of urban talk. For example, there is an urban talk about mentioning that all three-headed dolls have a common leader, which is a giant up to 100 meters in height. Robot, the purpose of this giant robot is to rule the city, and the three-armed army that has invaded various posts in the college district and replaced the original faculty and staff is the vanguard sent by this giant robot. Of course, some people suspect that they are special models. Imperial soldiers, but that speculation is even more nonsense, basically no one believes-send this little to the battlefield, and kill the enemy?

The above are the impressions of the three-headed mercury lamps in the eyes of civilians in Shadow City.

But no matter what the speculation is, at least one thing everyone in Shadow City agrees on: the three-headed mercury lamp is dazzlingly cunning everywhere, and the ancient spirits and a variety of rare props they act are very headaches ... Especially the latter.

The three bouncing mercury lamps in front of me saw Sandora and me. Instead of happily coming together as other little puppets, I made a scream and turned away, before I could react. , She took out a little floating board-like thing from the portable space. That thing is one of the many rare props of the three-headed army, called the light speed skateboard, which was developed and given to the three-headed body by the Misakas themselves. Mercury lamps are equipped with extremely high explosive speed and short-range jumping ability, and after being stepped on, they will be separated by space anchors, so they are not affected by acceleration and inertia. Rather than falling off the high-speed mobile skateboard, I saw that the other party even pulled out this kind of thing. Of course I knew she was about to run away, so I rushed up in a short stride, breaking the sound barrier instantly, and grabbing her before starting the skateboard. Belt.

All mercury lamps, whether original or mass-produced, can be easily lifted as long as they grab the belt, and then their little arms and calves are useless. This is the experience they have accumulated over a long period of time-of course The Titan mercury lamp, which is hundreds of meters high, is not counted. The belt buckle is higher than me.

"Let it go! Let it go! I hate it!" The m-high doll mercury lamp dances wildly in the air, but unfortunately she has no resistance against my arm length from head to toe, and because her brother is holding onto herself, obviously this It is impossible for the little one to continue using those dangerous props, so she only has to sell cute protests.

Taking this opportunity, my eyes quickly reached out and grabbed the large roll of printing paper from the three-headed doll before putting the latter on the ground.

"Give it back! Give it back to me!" The three-headed doll, who was only knee-high, bounced desperately, trying to climb up on my body with that poor little arm and calf, but I only need one hand to be stable Suppress this little point: That funny head is so easy to get started, "Give it back to me! My brother will not like this! The ordinary wild girl mercury lamp shouts in guilty conscience."

Ordinary ... wild girl mercury lamp? !!

How many models do these wonderful dolls have? Do they, like the leaders of relevant departments and experts and scholars, all three natural paragraphs from the second line of the business card all have titles?

No matter how such a small, smaller three-headed doll is desperately protesting-of course, it should be exactly how a protest from a sister Misaka who is responsible for manipulation behind her-I have focused on grabbing from the other party On the paper scroll, and then, a large line of headlines leaped in front of myself: "Wenwen Daily-Interim Supplement"

At the moment I was just like Sandora just now, feeling cold for a while, okay, it seems that I know what happened to this bad hunch, but what is the efficiency of that Tengu such a ghost?

I opened the newspaper with a feeling of funeral, and on the front page of the first page, it was a color photo occupying the entire page. It was a photo of me and Sandola, and there was a rose frame around the photo.

The title of the photo is: "If there is no one on the street next to the two heads, there is a kiss on the street." There is a line below the photo that states: The two empire mothers are missing.

Then, the following is the same as Wen Wen promised, there is no text ...

"It was a huge mistake not to make that tengu spicy chicken wings just now."

I rubbed this daddy's newspaper into a ball three or two times, and I think my face should be similar to Hitler in 1945, and Sandora next to me also saw the picture of the color plate in the newspaper, and her face was very delicate.

"Ah, the newspaper is gone. The ordinary wild girl mercury lamp squatted on the ground in frustration, trying to attract the attention of his brother by selling moe." The q version of the mercury lamp doll, which has been stuck to his leg, squatted mumbled to the ground, His head sank weakly.

I picked up this little guy and held it in the air: "Say, what are you going to do with this thing?"

"Posted on the bulletin board! Ordinary wild girl mercury lamp said with confidence."

The mini puppet has hands on his hips and looks very serious.

If you can eat sweets for food, I think these little things can make at least half of Africa's population free from food and clothing.

Although I felt a little bit crying, but I could n’t fight or scold these little ones. I could only bounce a few brain bumps on the other's head, let her go back and tell others not to follow the fun, and let the guy go. The mini puppet was also obviously afraid of being punished. As soon as it landed, it gave a cheer and ran to the school's iron fence, hoping to take a short walk home, and then Sandor and I watched. He was stuck in the gap of the fence: his head was too big.

"It's been a long time, why are they still having this problem," Sandora cried and laughed, "is this a problem with the Misakas or a fool in the bones of the mercury lamp?"

I think it should be the latter. Don't look at the mercury lamp, which looks amazing, but that guy is often very shabby on weekdays. When flying around the house, he will bump himself into a mess, then with her. It should be normal for the three-headed mercury lamp with a certain connection to have the same frizzy side.

However, the unlucky q doll has not been stuck for too long, and soon there are several identical three-headed mercury lamps running out of the school, and the unlucky egg was smashed down with a bamboo pole.

With a bamboo pole ...

"They look very skilled," Sandora said leisurely.

I nodded heavily: "I remembered that before, Misaka 12590 told me about this situation. There are indeed a number of mass-produced mercury lamps dedicated to rescue other mass-produced mercury lamps, because there is a kind of likeness in the bones of those little guys. The habit of drilling in a narrow place, even the Misakas who are the controllers, cannot restrain this tendency. At the beginning of the Nebula, the three heads were not caught in the ventilation ducts of the battleship, so they ended up Just set up a group of emergency rescue teams, which is responsible for taking out the stuck sisters ... "

The small trouble caused by the three-headed doll has passed, and it is now important to catch the tengu girl of the ghost elf. Neither Sandora nor I had thought that Wenwen had such a terrible work efficiency and lower limit. It took her half a morning to add a photo of me and Sandora to today's supplement, and it was accompanied by such a speechless title and comment: At first I thought there was only a title and comment If it ’s a gossip Tengu, nothing can happen. Now it turns out that you completely overestimated that guy ’s moral index. After seeing Tenguwen, the first thing you have to do is to grab her camera and smash it. Keep a 500-meter safe distance and dial the alarm phone. During this period, you should never talk to Ya, otherwise every character you say, including punctuation marks, will sooner or later become the fuse for your hegemony with your wife.

Shooting life Marubeni scrambles around the world every day, and the speed is very fast and there is no fixed place to stay, so it is a bit troublesome to find her. In addition, Sandora and I do not want to use the Intelligence Department and the Empire for this matter: after all In Sandola's eyes, this matter is no longer annoying, but it is just a little girl film mischievous, it is a bit too much to use soldiers to solve the problem. Fortunately, even if the imperial soldiers are not used, there is still a way to find Guan Xiwen. It can even be said that Cao Cao Cao Cao: Ling Meng walked across the street.

A dark-haired girl with a lazy expression swayed on the street, wearing that signature-style armless witch suit, and of course, the armband of the shadow city management was not on the arm, and the large bow swayed along weakly, as if Like her master, she plans to fall asleep at any time, and Reimu is a little bit different today: she wears a witch costume turned blue and white.

"Well, Reimu!" ​​I greeted the other party happily, "Is the 1p hanging up again?"

I know the Ling Meng in blue and white clothing. As long as 1p hangs up, the color of the clothes will change if 2p comes on ...

"1p your sister," Ling Meng yawned and gave me a glance. "I can't find any clothes to change, so I have to wear this one out first. Really, the angle of Yi Blowing watermelon just grows, and I want to do it. Nursing, Qi Lunuo was tricked into being a refrigerator by you. Marisa is totally unreliable. Even a person who does the laundry can't find it ... "

I was suddenly stunned: This unscrupulous witch also got a little lazy, right? Doesn't she even wash her clothes?

"Of course it ’s not washing clothes," Lingmeng said with a wave of his hand. "It's just that I've been really busy lately. Is the exchange of residents between Fantasy Township and Avalon started? There are new people coming from Fantasy Township, and some monsters. You have to go home and look at it. It's a hassle to be busy registering your name every day ... Ah, it's a headache. They shouldn't run away by themselves, it's not a kid. "

Simplify the work of the first person in charge of Fantasy Township to only a few people who are still so lazy and unwilling to move. Does this guy really know what professional ethics is?

"What is professional ethics? Can you eat for meals or spend money?" Lingmeng shook her head and said, "Yes, is it okay? I have to continue patrolling if it's okay. I should go back and make up after finishing this block. Afternoon. "

"Go and get that Tengu back." I remembered the unlucky newspaper and couldn't help anger gritting his teeth.

"Ah? You're not talking about shooting life Maruwen?" Ling Meng's sleepy eyes lightened slightly, "Why did she mess with you?"

This guy is too lazy to read even the newspaper.

"Oh, in a nutshell, is that guy finally brave enough to start oss?" Ling Meng nodded immediately after listening to my explanation with Sandora, and stretched out **** at us with a smile. Such guys do need lessons, but ... this is not a job within the scope of urban management's responsibility? You have to pay extra! "

In fact, I ’m curious as a staff member, what is the use of the Bollywood Dream that can spend unlimitedly in the military zone, but the money seems to have become the genetic component of this guy, so I am not vague with her, on the spot As long as she promised to catch the guy and order him to correct the previous report before Wenwen circulated more newspapers, the monthly salary bonus would increase tenfold.

I believe this is not difficult. The name of the **** of the city management is not in vain. Even the fierce merchandise of Si Carlo can keep her blocked at the alley for several times in a row. I don't believe that a Tengu can reverse it. It ’s impossible, and because Wenwen ’s printing factory is in the academy area, her first batch of newspapers are always used to be sent to the school for free reading by Misaka, so the newspaper in the hand of the three-headed doll may be the first wholesale. Coming out, coupled with Guan Xiwen's habit developed from Fantasy Township, she always used her super speed to distribute newspapers in person, so as long as Reimu acted in time, it was easy to recover Tengu and the newspaper.

Then the goods went all the way across the sky ...

Sandora and I felt that this should be all right here, so I played outside for a while and got up to go home at noon, but it turns out that the fate thing is sometimes really fucking.

When we returned home, we directly transmitted to the living room. Normally at this time, everyone should be busy in their own room or go outside. The living room should only be Anwena and Xunzi busy, but today is a huge one. Exception, almost everyone in the living room is complete, including Lin Xue, who should have returned home, and An Weina, who should go to cook. The whole family gathered around the center of the living room to study intently, even Sandora and I The sudden appearance did not attract the attention of the party. I curiously glanced forward, and then burst into tears.

... Nima's entire table is one and a half meters high in Wenwen Daily! !!

Reimu was sitting on the pile of newspapers, shaking his head proudly, and the bow on her head swung back and forth with her movements. The guy was telling vividly about the unlucky Tengu shot life Maruwen because of subverting public opinion and not obeying the rules of air traffic And when she was chased by more than a dozen city officials, because she was sitting high, she first found me and Sandora, and immediately greeted us cheerfully: "Ah! Boss! Boss, you are coming- The suspect has been arrested and all the stolen goods have been collected ~ www.readwn.com ~ Look! "

Ling Meng said as she pointed her fingers under her buttocks. There were not only a pile of newspapers underneath, but also a tearful black-haired girl under the newspaper.

"Woohoo ... my camera ... my newspaper ..."

Tengu girl burst into tears.

When I asked, it turned out that the violent fellow of Lingmeng had not only seized all the newspapers of Shuming Maru, but even brutally damaged the camera that the other party regarded as a treasure. The camera was actually a treasure, a high-tech product of Kappa boys. , Multi-functional people are frightening, not only can take pictures and shoot, can also fire magic cannons, form a protective cover, make phone calls, bake pancakes, generate electricity, artificial rain, summon Shenlong, Altman transform and let the monkey monkey appear in the original shape — —Although strange things may be mixed in, it is roughly such a ruthless baby, but now it has been blown into pieces by Reimu with a phantom of a phantom of justice, and a piece of it is spread on the ground. They are being used to make puzzles with interest.

In the face of this situation, of course, shooting life Maru will burst into tears, but ... looking at the newspaper of the older sister and their own hands, I think it should be tears running like myself!

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