Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis

　　Li Yuan's righteousness was awe-inspiring, and he followed the conversation:

　　"Besides, an excellent person like Mr. Huang, who is only high-flying and learning to be rich, can go to the hall and go to the kitchen, and is too small to hold such a powerful charm?"

　　After Li Yuan finished speaking, he immediately asked Huang Lei for credit: "Mr. Huang, do you think what I said is right?"

　　"Yes! That's right! Hahaha, Xiaoyuan! Let's keep a low profile. After all, the whole country is watching, be humble, be humble!"

　　Huang Lei suffered from this flattery, and immediately proposed another drink.

　　The negative emotion value from Zhuge Dali +200!

　　"What? Do you have any other comments?"

　　Li Yuan put down the enamel jar, first took a mouthful of cold potato shreds to drink, and then asked Zhuge Dali.

　　"What? Can't even look at you?"

　　Zhuge Dali stared at him again in order to show his bravery, knowing that there are tigers in the mountains and going to the mountains.

　　"Hey! Classmate Dali, you should change your temper. If this goes on, you will not only have no friends, but maybe even a boyfriend!"

　　Li Yuan, in an old-fashioned manner, began to give Zhuge Dali valuable advice.

　　"I want you to take care of it!" Zhuge Dali would never sit still:

　　"You'd better take care of yourself first! If you want to find a girlfriend with your mouth, I'm afraid it will be as difficult as going to the sky. At that time, you will be alone and helpless, the night scene is desolate, and there is no one around you to talk to!"

　　Having said that, looking at Li Yuan who was stunned by himself, Zhuge Dali shrugged his shoulders and sighed: "Alas—what a miserable man!"

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　　"It's too cruel! Dali is trying to curse Li Yuan to be a bachelor!"

　　"It really is the most poisonous woman's heart, Li Yuan, don't be afraid, hug me! Even if the women in the world don't want you, you still have me!"

　　"Upstairs, to be honest, are you greedy for Li Yuan's body?"

　　"Wait a minute! Women all over the world don't want Li Yuan, are you a big guy upstairs upstairs?"

　　"Uh! If you say that, Li Yuan is really a miserable man!"

　　"Fight back, Li Yuan, I'm optimistic about you!"

　　The barrage in the live broadcast room swiped again, and countless brothers had already started to cheer for Li Yuan, but Li Yuan, the party involved, smiled slightly and leaned forward a little:

　　"Classmate Dali, do you dare to take a good look at me again!"

　　"What are you doing? Why don't you dare?" Zhuge Dali also leaned forward without believing in evil, while Huang Lei and He Jiong, who were sandwiched between the two, retreated at the same time.

　　It was very interesting to leave space for the two of them to fight. It took a minute or two for the two of them to meet each other's eyes. Just when Zhuge Dali was a little impatient, Li Yuan finally spoke again:

　　"How's it going? Do you think I look good? At first, I didn't think it was amazing, but after a long time, I can suddenly get my peerless appearance. I think the more I look, the better I look, no matter how I look?"*

Chapter 27 Zhuge Dali, you just accept your fate 【For collection】

　　"Hahaha, hahaha! Yuan'er, I really can't take it anymore!"

　　Huang Lei immediately burst into laughter, the movement of leaning forward and closing back was a little bit, and the chair almost turned over. He said while putting his hands together to apologize to the two young people:

　　"Excuse me, excuse me first, wait until I finish laughing, then you can come later!"

　　He Jiong was lying on the table, laughing and twitching. If Li Yuan opened the system perspective, he would be able to see Huang Lei and He Jiong, and numbers kept jumping on their heads.

　　You jump 100, I jump for 150, you jump 200, I jump for 250, one after another is a bit like a game of whack-a-mole.

　　However, the movements of these two people did not affect Zhuge Dali at all. The girl looked at Li Yuan for a while, and the corners of her mouth were upturned before she looked away:

　　"Hahaha, why do I think the more I look at you, the more I want to hit you! Can you not be so thick-skinned, and you are still handsome? Still amazing?"

　　"Tsk! What's the matter with you comrade? You can't be realistic!" Li Yuan pointed at Zhuge Dali: "Can you speak with your conscience?"

　　"Humph!"

　　Inexplicably, Zhuge Dali remembered that there was an emoji picture on the Internet, the one who spoke while touching his conscience. He glanced down subconsciously, and suddenly became a little angry:

　　"What's the matter? I just don't have a conscience! It's not like you don't know!"

　　The negative emotion value from Zhuge Dali +233!

　　"Okay, alright, eat the food first, come and come, don't cut the firewood accidentally when you sharpen the knife!" Huang Lei greeted everyone to eat the food first, and don't regret it after the food is cold.

　　As for the fight between these two young people, eating the food will not delay the matter!

　　Huang Lei, who was booing here, and He Jiong, who was struggling to adjust the atmosphere over there, looked at Zhuge Dali and wentssip: "Is Dali in love now?"

　　"Not yet!" Zhuge Dali thanked him for this question, bowed his head and started to eat.

　　"How's it going? I'll just say yes! You write back this time!"

　　Li Yuan's voice was not loud, and he seemed to be in a state of talking to himself, deliberately controlling his voice, only to the extent that Zhuge Dali could hear it.

　　"That's what I don't want to talk about!"

　　As a scholar, the task of the student days is to dominate the school, kill the scumbags, and fall in love?That's really no time to think about it!

　　Zhuge Dali's voice is much louder than Li Yuan's:

　　"I study every day, how can I have time to fall in love? When I finish graduate school and start working, what kind of boyfriend I want, I won't find it? What a joke!"

　　Speaking of which, I am still unhappy:

　　"When the time comes, I, Zhuge Dali, just hook my fingers and want to pursue my boy, from the mushroom house, to the moon, do you believe it or not?"

　　"You want to go to the moon from here?" Li Yuan pouted.

　　"What? Do you have an opinion?" Zhuge Dali snorted softly.

　　"It's not that I have any opinions, I just don't think I can get to the moon!"

　　Li Yuan raised his finger and pointed to the bright moon hanging in the night sky: "Do you know what these suitors of yours will experience from us to the moon?"

　　"of course I know!"

　　Zhuge Dali also pointed to the moon: "The moon's orbit is elliptical, and it revolves around the earth constantly, so the distance from the mushroom house to the moon is not a fixed distance!"

　　"The closest point of the moon's orbit is called perigee, at which the distance from perigee to Earth will be 357000 kilometers, and then the distance from apogee to Earth will be 406000 kilometers."

　　"We usually talk about the distance from the earth to the moon, basically we mean the average distance, which is: 384399 kilometers, so these suitors need to cross-"

　　Zhuge Dali, who is a science tyrant, even if he is not an astrophysics major, but when it comes to these data, he is quite comfortable, but before she can finish speaking, Li Yuan raised his hand to stop her from speaking.

　　"Wait! I don't think you're thinking a little too far?"

　　The question of Li Yuan interrupted He Jiong who was listening. Teacher He asked subconsciously:

　　"Why did you say this, Xiaoyuan?"

　　"Because the suitor made up by Dali's brain is likely to come back before they reach the atmosphere!" Li Yuan spread his hands, but the answer was even more confusing.

　　Huang Lei had already drank a few mouthfuls of Erguotou while the two were fighting, and he said, "Why is this?"

　　"Because there is a circle of Xiang Piao Piao milk tea outside the earth, it sells more than [-] million cups a year, leading the country in sales for seven consecutive years!"

　　Li Yuan suddenly came up with a slogan, Huang Lei finally took a sip of Erguotou.

　　He Jiong subconsciously turned his head and glanced at Zhuge Dali. The girl was stunned at first, but soon the corner of her mouth turned up slightly, but the next moment she tried to hold it back, which was quite hard.

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　　"How much will Xiang Piao Piao give you? I will pay you twice for You Lemei!"

　　"Is there a mistake! I'm studying physics here, why did I go to advertising?"

　　"Hey, when it comes to skin, Li Yuan is number one, no one dares to call second! Skin is dead!"

　　"This is called Pippi fucking open the door for Pippi, and Pip is home!"

　　"It's too showy, it's simply Tianxiu, Chenduxiu, Dihua's show, Good Fortune Zhongshenxiu---(There are many shows here)---the socialist successor is your best!"

　　"Fantastic! If you were with Li Yuan, if he didn't laugh to death, he would probably be mad at him!"

　　"Damn it! Accept your fate! Don't fight him!"

　　The barrage in the live broadcast room has gone through another wave, because this time in the evening is the time for most people to rest after get off work, and the number of netizens in the live broadcast room has doubled.

　　The negative emotion value from Zhao Yi is +88!

　　The negative emotion value from Qian Er is +66!

　　The negative emotion value from Sun San------

　　The inexhaustible unsung hero poured out his negative emotional values ​​tirelessly, and the repressed dullness disappeared, expelling toxins, and feeling relaxed.

　　Zhuge Dali was naturally also one of them. He couldn't tell if he was angry or laughed, but in the end he still had a sullen face and raised his chin:

　　"So are you finished now?"*

Chapter 28 Falling in love is like grocery shopping 【For collection】

　　"Of course I haven't finished talking yet!" Li Yuan picked up the enamel jar, took a sip, and had a long aftertaste. After a while, he looked at Zhuge Dali: "Dali! Maybe you have been going to school, and you don't understand something!"

　　"Do you know the reason why stupid birds fly first?" Li Yuan asked.

　　Zhuge vigorously slapped the table:

　　"Who are you calling stupid? I won an award in the brain-man competition!"

　　But obviously, the other three present were a little confused. The two seniors, Huang Lei and He Jiong, had never heard of it, let alone Li Yuan.

　　The kid scratched his head: "I'm sorry! What do you mean by this---this [not a human] competition?"

　　The negative emotion value from Zhuge Dali +666!

　　"What nonsense are you talking about? It's not human, it's brain-man, it's pronounced Brians, you haven't heard of superman? You haven't heard of Spiderman? You haven't heard of IronMan?"

　　Zhuge Dali, who stared at him, was full of murderous aura.

　　"Oh oh oh! If you said that, I'd know, Superman? Spider-Man? Iron Man? Right? But Brain is referring to brains? People who eat brains?"

　　Zhuge Dali felt his nose crooked with anger: