Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis

　　"Brain refers to brain power. Is intelligence good? Brainman is - oh, what do I tell you so much, you just need to know that this is a three-none game!"

　　"Three no competitions? No organization, no discipline, no morals?" Li Yuan immediately broke it down literally, and then said earnestly: "Dali, if there are such competitions in the future, I'd better participate less----"

　　The negative emotion value from Zhuge Dali +777!

　　"Are you unorganized, undisciplined, and unscrupulous? In this competition, I'm talking about no syllabus, no scope, and no reference, so it's a very difficult competition that you have to look at for all materials!"

　　Zhuge Dali was deeply aware of his mistakes, and should not have spoken out about this competition at all. He regretted it, and he felt like he wanted to cry without tears.

　　Tired of heart!

　　"That's it, it seems that Dali is still very powerful!" Teacher He, who finally understood, nodded approvingly: "This competition should be quite difficult!"

　　"It's definitely not easy!" Finally found Teacher He who can communicate normally, and Zhuge Dali also came to the rescue: "Or I can't skip several levels in a row and go straight to high school!"

　　"Yes, I was wondering before, why did you just go to graduate school at the age of [-], so you skipped a grade!" Huang Lei made a sudden realization.

　　"You just turned twenty?"

　　Li Yuan really didn't know about this. He didn't expect Zhuge Dali to be as big as himself.

　　"What? Not like it?"

　　"Like! Why not? I'll just say you haven't grown up---" After seeing Zhuge Dali start staring again, Li Yuan stopped very wisely, changed the conversation, and went directly to the next topic:

　　"Since you are only twenty years old, then I have to persuade you even more! Finding a boyfriend in love is actually the same as going to the morning market with you to buy vegetables!"

　　Falling in love is like grocery shopping?

　　This statement is quite new, Huang Lei and He Jiong couldn't help turning his head to look at Li Yuan: "What do you mean?"

　　"It's like vigorous! Get up in the morning to pack up, and then go to the morning market to buy vegetables. What about you, if you go early and start early, then what to buy, what to have!"

　　Li Yuan paused for a while and continued: "But what if you are late? What should you do? In the end, you can only have what you have and what to buy!"

　　"This is the reason I just said that the stupid bird flies first, it's better to strike first!"

　　"What you said seems to make some sense!" Huang Lei nodded. As an old connoisseur who often cooks and buys vegetables by himself, he has a deep understanding of this situation.

　　Even if you don't go to the morning market or the supermarket, the same is true!

　　Go early, you can choose good, go late, you can choose less!

　　Even if he knew that Li Yuan was right, Zhuge Dali would not give him a good face, and snorted softly, "Here!"

　　"Why is this a heresy, this is—" Li Yuan was halfway through when he heard a phone ringing from inside the mushroom house.

　　"Ring bell bell!"

　　"Ring bell bell!"

　　"Hey call!" Huang Lei's eyes lit up and he turned to look at He Jiong: "Mr. He, our guest has ordered food!"

　　"It can be considered that the labor force is coming, Xiaoyuan, Dali, go in with me to answer the phone!" Teacher He stood up and dispatched troops directly.

　　Speaking of the small case of answering the phone, it was handled by Dahua and Pengpeng before, but now Li Yuan and Zhuge Dali are both amateurs, and they are worried that they will lack fun when answering the phone.

　　In addition, it is also to make a sample for them first and be an example!

　　"Hello! This is the mushroom house!"

　　Teacher He walked over to the phone, pressed the speakerphone to connect, and started to say hello.

　　"Hello Mr. He!" There was a man on the other end of the phone, um, to be precise, a man's voice through a voice changer, which is more appropriate.

　　After all, the effect of the program is to answer the phone and fight wits and courage. For example, the guests have to hide their identities and wait for tomorrow's surprise, and then the mushroom house knocks on the side to determine the deity of the person who comes.

　　Therefore, the use of voice changers is increasing, and Teacher He has long been prepared: "I don't know what this guest officer wants to eat tomorrow?"

　　"Seafood! Of course it's seafood! It doesn't need to be too troublesome, stir-fry abalone, stir-fry squid, then lobster, crab, come to another table casually, and other dishes, you can do whatever you want. Do something, I'm not that particular about it!"

　　This flying guest is really not seen, and he will have some fresh seafood when he comes up. These ingredients are much more expensive than beef and mutton. According to Li Yuan's guess, after this meal, why can't you say two or three thousand corns?

　　"Mr. He, do you want us to open the door to welcome guests on the first day, and then close the door?"

　　When Li Yuan said this, Zhuge Dali rarely united with him, and agreed to the outside world:

　　"That's right! If you want to eat seafood, then make some seafood fried rice and express some welcome!"

　　Li Yuan nodded again and again: "That's right! Fried rice with seafood soy sauce!"

　　"Who is it? Who is talking?" The voice on the other end of the phone rang again: "Is it Li Yuan and Zhuge Dali?"

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　　ps: The call from the middle of the night, old irons, what else do you have in your hands?Anything will do!Smash it! *

Chapter 29 Your question is too out of line [for collection]

　　Unexpectedly, this guest had already done his homework and knew that Li Yuan and Zhuge Dali were already there. The two young men looked at each other, and before they spoke, Teacher He had already spoken:

　　"Have you heard? Just now, two of our little classmates have issued a protest declaration. This is the voice of the masses. Do you have anything to say about it?"

　　"Or? Let me talk to them?" The mysterious guest took the initiative to make an appointment, which was obviously a sign of getting burned. Of course, I'm afraid he didn't know it himself.

　　Li Yuan: "Are you coming?"

　　"You come first!"

　　Zhuge waved his hand vigorously, motioning Li Yuan to test the opponent's realities first, and as a follow-up reinforcement, he suddenly appeared at that time, directly killing the enemy bandits and breaking the army.

　　"Hello, teacher! Do you know the rules of the mushroom house?"

　　If you call everyone a teacher, there is a consensus in the circle, especially the juniors that Li Yuan voted properly here, calling everyone a teacher is not a disadvantage.

　　"Of course I know, I'm an old friend of Mushroom House, how about it? For the sake of the old friend, can you exchange the seafood soy sauce fried rice for me?"

　　At least from the current point of view, this guest is still relatively unassuming.

　　"This is a bit difficult to handle. After all, our ingredients need to be exchanged for corn. I just did a simple calculation. I just ordered these, and it is estimated that it will cost [-]-"

　　"Ah? Don't make trouble! No matter how severe inflation is, there is no such thing as such a price increase, right?"

　　Before Li Yuan could finish speaking, the guest had already interrupted. It seemed that he had really been to the mushroom house and had a certain understanding of prices.

　　"Don't worry! I'm asking for a lot of money here, you can pay it back on the ground! How about four thousand nine? Teacher, you've come from a long way, and our mushroom house will naturally arrange it properly. The nine hundred corns are ours. You just need to help break four thousand-"

　　"Don't, don't, don't! Teacher Li, you are my teacher! Let's stop [-]. In fact, you haven't seen me. When I come over tomorrow, you will know whether I am a power player or not, I am a smart player. of!"

　　This is also a clue. Li Yuan turned his head and glanced at He Jiong, and found that Teacher He still had no clue, and then said:

　　"Intelligent? How to prove it?"

　　"Prove it? How to prove it? Anyway, as long as you know I'm smart, that's right!"

　　The way this guest answered made Zhuge Dali burst into laughter and whispered to Li Yuan:

　　"Have you noticed? He has a common language with you, and they are all cheeky!"

　　"Don't make trouble, it's serious!" Li Yuan was business-like, holding the phone: "How about I give you a question? How about it?"

　　"Let's hear it first!"

　　"Cough cough!" Li Yuan cleared his throat:

　　"Say a pool is equipped with a drain pipe and a drain pipe. The empty pool can be filled up by opening the water pipe for 5 hours, and the pool water can be drained by opening the drain pipe in 8 hours. If the drain pipe is opened for 1 hour, the drain pipe can be opened again. , then how long will half the pool of water accumulate in it?"

　　"Pfft!" He Jiong immediately burst out laughing. Who would have thought that Li Yuan would suddenly become a scholar, and he could come up with this question.

　　The live broadcast room was full of laughter. At first, I thought Li Yuan was going to make a brain teaser, but now I find that people are really serious about discussing academic issues:

　　"My God! The appearance of Li Yuan has directly brought "Longing for Life" into a new era. If you want to be a guest, you must first come with a set of Olympiad math papers!"

　　"Who is this guest? So tragic!"

　　"I have already made up the appearance of the guest's messy appearance with black lines all over his head, and it seems that he is still vomiting blood!"

　　"Didn't you see that the guests didn't make a sound for a long time?"

　　"High! It's really high!"

　　"Skin! It's really skin!"

　　"Booming in a trance, 666!"

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　　Indeed, there was a pause on the other end of the phone for two or three minutes, and then a sigh came: "Hey! Xiaoyuan, you are seriously despising my IQ! I don't even need to do this kind of elementary school difficulty math Olympiad!"

　　"I come!"

　　When it was too late, Zhuge Dali took the call directly from Li Yuan, and first reported himself: "Hello, teacher, I'm Zhuge Dali!"

　　"Don't! You are all teachers! I—"

　　Zhuge Dali didn't wait to finish speaking, and immediately began to ask the question: "Excuse me: When x tends to 1, what is the limit of x/(x-1)? Please use the definition of definite integral to divide, approximate, sum, and take the limit, respectively. Four-step instructions!"

　　"Alternatively, you can find the limit by using Löbiter's rule, Taylor's formula, derivative definition, definite integral definition, necessary conditions for series convergence, etc.!"

　　Later, Zhuge Dali added it again, which reduced the difficulty of the problem.

　　Quiet!

　　Absolutely quiet!

　　Not only Li Yuan and He Jiong didn't speak!

　　It's not just the guests on the other end of the phone who are silent!

　　Even the old irons in the live broadcast room all died down!

　　Time passed by, and the ticking sound of the clock in the room became clearer and clearer. Just now, Li Yuan's problem of water intake and drainage caused Zhuge Dali's mischievous mentality as a science tyrant.

　　Now facing this situation, Zhuge Dali was also a little embarrassed, turned his head to look at Teacher He for help, and lowered his voice:

　　"Mr. He! Is my question--isn't it a bit out of line?"

　　"You're not out of line, you're out of line!" Li Yuan couldn't help answering He Jiong's expression of crying and laughing.

　　"Hey hey hey! What are you doing? It's more difficult to eat a seafood meal of yours than to eat Tang monk meat! Of course I can do this question, but I choose not to do it!"

　　The mysterious guest's voice that was about to cry without tears came out through the microphone, so heartbreaking: "No answer! No answer! It hurts self-esteem! You two wait and see how I will deal with you tomorrow. !Bye!"